I want to have a very open and forthright discussion with many of you. Due to the colourful [sic] language and boastful demeanor that I exude, most of you believe “The Fly” is some sort of arrogant prick, who cares about nothing but himself and his stupid/preposterous sized rib eyes (2 1/2 inch thick). Well, most of the time that shit is true. I couldn’t care less about most of you, with your discourteous behavior and low IQ ways. However, I do appreciate the candor, just prior to banning your dumb asses forever. If you thought this blog post was going to morph into some bullshit heartfelt message, think again motherfuckers. “The Fly’s” dick swings low and you are nothing more than dust. Poof.
As far as I see it, you fuckers owe me gratitude and random gifts of tribute, for all of the time machine magic I send your way. Where else can you find a mathematical algorithm (The PPT), for retail use, at $29.99 per month as per annual subscription, with a level of accuracy never seen before, especially by you ham and eggers? I am in the industry of managing money on a professional level. This is a level much greater than your local broker. A level far and above most hedge fund managers, if not all of them combined, and more.
I beg of you one thing and one thing only:
PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP when I am banking coin. It distracts me from the task at hand and fills my large “calculator brain” with descriptive visions of uncontrolled violence. I appreciate your cooperation in this regard.
In closing, the beatings will continue, until you capitulate and I am able to purchase your margin liquidation. Understand something, you have a choice, either take it or get raped. It’s up to you.
Good day.
You had me at “hello”
” I am in the industry of managing money on a professional level. This is a level much greater than your local broker. A level far and above most hedge fund managers, if not all of them combined, and more.”
The Fly is…..Bernie Madoff?
I am not he.
your james altucher
Given the action from Thurs/Fri to now, we await another “PPT wins again!” post with baited breath! 🙂 (and “PPT”, in this context, includes all of us signed up for the service, so we’re all very happy to be celebrating here too !! 🙂 🙂 )
haha, I see the PPT chart appearing in the above post, all of the sudden – way to go, PPT !
catherine wheel…into the close, angry brit vibe?
Fly- What kind of cologne did you wear today? Also, cufflinks?
I believe Yves Saint Laurent or Creed. I forget. I do prefer L’Homme.
Fantastic. I can only assume that Creed smells of Scott Stapp’s sweaty leather pants.
very good vid choice above….thank you Fly.
black metallic. excellent pick for today!
lol…so true….
On a technical basis, id agree were headed lower. But i have gotten two separate phonecalls in the last week. One high level source says an “unexpected geopolitical occurrence” is imminent in the north east US. The other source says there is about to be an explosive rally. Apparently, even the “big boys” cant decide if were rallying or crashing here. So, im inclined to think we get severe chop and whipsaw next few weeks. No real crash, no real rally.
Something tells me your “sources” can walk on four legs and lick their own balls.
I dont think an “October Surprise” is coming to save obama in November. The point is, his inner circle is abuzz with the rumor of such a possibility. There is a simple reason why. They know they are going to be wiped from congress in November. As a result, theyve completely gone “Puma Punku” in their mindset. They’re actually convinced that there will be some last minute US side attack–to provide a distraction.
They are wrong. its just wishful thinking. But, what happens when all these backroom insiders start trading off this info? It means we could get minor selloffs throughout fall. But when NOTHING happens by November, they will panic and start buying stocks again. The ultimate direction is higher.
I maintain that at least 5% of the bond rally was the same inner circle, backroom, insiders trading off the “sure thing” strike on Iran this fall. Well, they were 100% wrong.
They’re about to be wrong again. These insiders are about to get squeezed until we print near 11500 by winter. Serves them right for trading off of inside info.
bahahahah!
Not to be too detail oriented on your message, but “imminent unexpected geopolitical occurrence” seems contradictory.
well, there are knowns, and known unknowns
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_w5JqQLqqTc
Indeud, it’s a tangled web being weaved. Perhaps the tangled web is reaching critical mass.
Personally speaking, I would not put it past the people in the current administration to engineer an emergency of some kind in order to “rally their troops”. The group inhabiting 1600 Pennsylvania Ave at present is totally lacking any type of moral compass. As such they would have no difficulties at all with a crisis manufactured to advance their agenda…..whatever that is at the moment.
unexpected geopolitical occurrence……..indued.
Weapons of mass destruction? They are all whores to the same beast.
best troll ever.
Your suspected location is a head fake. It is actually Washington, D.C. It will be a geopolitical event as the Redskins kick the bearshit out of the Dallas Cowgirls. Take it to the bank and tell your broker to go take a hike.
From your mouth to God’s ears. Pax vobiscum, my son.
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“The Fly’s” dick swings low and you are nothing more than dust. Poof.
Short legs?
“Tripod.”
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And one heck of a great visual image…oh sorry, off topic
Michael Pento is God! See CNBC Erin Burnett clip.. Classic!!
http://www.cnbc.com/id/15840232?video=1585891838&play=1
Michael Pento is an ASS! I’d like to punch him twice… once for being an idiot and twice for arguing with a very pretty lady I enjoy watching daily.
I say anyone kicked off CNBC is a hero. I wouldn’t fuck CNBC with Fly’s dick, dusty or not !!
She told him off there at the end. Nothing lost if that guy never comes back.
The guy has no class. Despite the validity of his argument, he clearly has a very low IQ.
ALTR raised guidance in the AH and it went from -2.5% to up almost 3% and it took XLNX, with it.
Semis to lead on a rally tomorrow and hopefully we gap down so SMH (and probably Q’s) can be bought in it’s usual classical manner.
Now I know the semis will rally at some point tomorrow (probably early after a quick sell off).
UBS just downgrade INTC from buy to neutral.
Kind of like the Heisman Trust taking away Reggie Bush’s trophy.
A little late and we all knew it would happen.
Hi, Le Fly .
question.
Where can I find the paypal button for the PPT (29USD) ?
That’s the rate you get if you sign up for annual sub. It works out to about a dollar a day.
Well worth it.
I smell Merlin.
Fly is so wealthy, why does he need my lousy $29/mo?
Because the last time he went to confession, Father Osmos told him it would be a sin to give it away.
No go chase Sarah Connah (sic).
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Without a fee, The PPT would be littered with idiots.
Not to mention the small frisson of pleasure you get from going out and getting a nice 2.5″ ribeye (lightly salted, lightly peppered) at Sparks’ and saying two yourself:
Mmmmmm-mmmmm! Two months worth of Yabollocks’s payments! Deeeee-licious!
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Or, “to” yourself, in the absence of an edit fuc-tion (sic).
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Agreed…on both the rib eyes and the discriminatory value of fees.
…and if this post isn’t a parody of SOH sanctimonious bullshit, it should be. That the Flyish sentiments are not even remotely out of character make it all the more humorous. Well done, sir.
Tip $$ for his limo driver?
If TIM and his followers were such arrogant pricks, I might feel bad for the guy
As such it only makes me smile
http://slopeofhope.com/2010/09/the-trouble-with-honesty.html
Yeah, what a great guy. How could anyone not see he’s practically a saint with such vivid self analysis as that?
What “the author” needs to do is take an amble over to SmartMoney Trader to see what a genuine, ego-less and level headed trader looks like.
Maybe he could write a book about it?
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LOL,
of course I meant ‘weren’t’ there
I know I’m late on this but I just read that takedown by Chart Addict
Just amazing the detail but well deserved
Anyone who hasn’t taken a look already should
Where is it?
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http://chartsgonewild.com/
LOL… I didn’t realize Johnny C was back blogging again.
FLY! you should check out the blog post just below his excoriation of Tim Knight… it contains a bunch of old advertisements from Barron’s etc in the late 20’s early thirties…
They look like you wrote them!
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that’s me!
Nice mince-meating of the blusterous one.
How perfect that he’s becoming a commie in his old age (Note his “Perfect Labor Day Reading” post.
Nothing to do with his limo-lib lemming neighborhood, one can assume.
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Anybody that has watched TK for any period of time knows he has a handful of tricks in his bag and the sympathy play is one of his best. Every so often when he gets a new hole opened by his stupid everything on “Black 9” style of investing he cries about how open he is and all the hateful things people say about him. He trots out some random figure that is calling him names just to re-focus his drooling brood away from the pain they are suffering by reading his sophomoric analysis. Tim knows shit about making money, what he does know is marketing and the fact that people naturally skew bearish. His readership actually think they are on a team, meanwhile it’s every man for himself and they just got thrown over the top rope.
The most dignified way to handle a loss is through proper posture.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oabcM9SOF-E&feature=related
Tim’s blog seems kinda like Barney the Dinosaur or something. All kinds of niceness.
Yeah, the Orwellian variety.
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I am looking forward two (sic) a wonderful steak dinner tonight. 16 oz filet mignon. Yum
brcd…..
not doing anything here with my FAS position . holding..some may think you have dished out some pain,, i assure you, like a seasoned running back in full uniform ,i will be the one dishing out the pain…going to play some poker the rest of the night ..
The edit function has been removed because school is back in session. Bring your fucking A game or go home.
My “C” game is most’s “A” game, so it’s not really fair is it?
Leave the edit function off then.
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Tiger Woods brought his A game and looked what happened to him.
You mean the chlamydia?
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The latest post should have been delivered via cartoon, if I do say so myself.
i have been enjoying this “fly” talk for a while, yet, do i need a phd to understand ppt????? can i work my way into advanced galactic study of the market place that ppt offers.
whats a phd ???
As a distinguished gentleman within, the PPT has literally been diminished to one single value on a range from 0-5 which is studied for a myriad of positions. You cannot get much more simplistic than that, in terms of point estimation.
Perhaps today was just a break from the impressive move last week. The pessimism shown today only encourages me more that we will continue to climb the wall of worry.
I did see Europe today, but a week from now that dip in the euro could be a blip on the screen. Time will tell.
M&A… Record corp bond issues… Firming econ numbers…
I could go on and on but its an improving trend that many are ignoring.
Aside from the “firming econ #’s” I agree.
And the Euro bank story was bullshit, btw.
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phd. just three letters that sound good together. i obviously do not have one. i do not even know how to spell yet. this fly community is out there. where is the fly when you need him? it is just a simple fuckin, fucken, fuckon, fuckun question. no right brain needed, nor left. just answer it!
I did italian food tonight, cooked myself. Used my grandmothers recipe, always a crowd pleaser.
Stop with the emotional eating!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0miN6tkO_Q&feature=popular
…I didn’t pay attention to a word she said.
I hate this crap with sexual aiming of the camera. It is not innocent and completely calculated. It happens all the time on TV with attractive women and on networks that posture themselves as conservative or above that stuff.
It is transparent BS when a camera is aimed straight and level at some woman’s breasts, and sometimes even angled up at her face. Very tacky.
True, the women are playing along with the game, but I find it tiresome just the same.
You must be a chick?
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no exercise required to maintain helium chest fail
Ok…tonight is not such a Duh on the direction of Steel, I am rather confused….yes, Bank Of Canada with their Rate call tomorrow could swing everything. …but tonight the Shanghai Futures are just slightly down, but half of the ports in china has Billets up…with the other half have the prices double on the down side….no pattern at all…..not like Sunday night at all….the downside due to lack of demand is the logical direction, but unsure if this rally is fading yet.
Hint… nobody gives… a shit what the… Bank of… Canada does.
Sayin’
Po, There is always someone on the other side of the trade. I hope everyone on the other side of the trade doesn’t care at all.
Daily OEW Recap:
“Today’s pullback puts the SPX at the swing support pivot of 1090. This pivot has been ‘key’ for several months now. Holding support at this pivot the market has the opportunity to break out of this multi-month trading range, to the upside. Failing to hold would give the market another opportunity to create a downtrend. It certainly has been a choppy market. On another asset front, Gold/Silver appear to be clearing up their longer term wave count. We updated their charts today.”
So we meet again at 1088.
Lol. Quite tacky
You know if he’s lost CNN, he’s in deep doo-doo. Check out the snark on this header:
Obama’s Latest Job Bolstering Program Fails to Dazzle.
“Fails to Dazzle??” Lol.
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Keep on smoking America. Altria reaffirms. MO is always a buy.