Another fine day at the office for Le Fly, with all of my positions, save CPST, going higher. As you know, I’ve been riding the TZA steed without regard for personal safety. Also, my VXX tits inflated today. All in all, I was pleased with today’s session.
Howfuckingever, shares of HSFT shot the fuck higher. I’ve been eyeballing that cocksucker and wanted to get in. Also, shares of BID rose today, based upon the blue blood in the granite swimming pool.
But I have to be content with what I have on the long side. Both TIF and ALJ are going up, with the sharp winds of seasonality behind the sails of both.
Aside from all of that, you’re all degenerates, in one form or another–desperate to catch a 25% spiker. I’ve opted to avoid the heavy burdens of risk in 2012, in exchange for sure things. Despite the unending rally, many stocks have been underperforming. You know what I speak is true; that’s why you are nodding your head in agreement now. The coal sector is dead, thanks to cheap natural gas and 0bama’s EPA. A wide variety of tech stocks have been pummeled, because they suck. This is a stock pickers market and I intend to out-pick you for the duration of the calendar year.
Finally, I was knocked out of the March Madness contest this week, by none other Marc David. As you can see by my defeat, I won even though I lost. If I had to lose to someone, why not to the biggest and most loyal supporter of iBC, save ZOMBIE? Indeud.
I hereby bless the spirit of Marc David and look forward to seeing him cut the heads off the rest of you cocksuckers in the near term.
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