Who would have known the vampire that is Facebook would have sucked my YELP position dry, fucking the entirety of the social media sector? TELL ME, WHO WOULD FUCKING KNOW THIS INFORMATION (ask Chuck Bennett for the answer)? Back in the old days, when an industry leader came public, the halo effect would buoy shares of peers. Not today.
In this fucked up world, the exact opposite occurs. Instead of riding the coattails of an industry leader in its prime, your fucking stock triggers circuit breakers to the downside and gets halted for trading, like ZNGA.
God-fucking-damn it.
Cock sucker, motherfucker, shit, fuck, piss, dicks, hummus.
What am I going to do? Should I walk down the street and hit someone with a tennis racket, right in the nose? Or, maybe I should buy a few slices of hot, hot pizza and slap people with them?
You know, I’m actually tempted to sell out of my old man stocks and buy more EXK/AG/WNR. Without a doubt, that move will fuck me. I’ve saved myself so much money this year, more than you know, by doing nothing. So many times I felt like buying something, only to see it drown in large vats of vomit, shortly thereafter. I really want to buy precious metals here; therefore, you should sell them short.
That’s all.
I’m sick of talking about Facebook or listening to some fat slob talk about his emails regarding their allocations. I DON’T CARE.
Life could be worse. I wanted to really load up on MTW the other day, but opted for a midget sized position instead. Lo and behold, SHAZAAAM, that fucker is down 30% in a few days. No biggie. The Chinese don’t need cranes anymore.
YELP IS CHEAP, CHEAP, CHEAP, but also expensive as hell. You must understand there are valuations during times of duress and a totally different price when markets are booming. Everything is shit now; therefore, speculative stocks get to enjoy multiple compression. The trillion dollar question is: what are the fucking Greeks gonna do?
Fuck my life.
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