Europe is softening into their last few hours of trade and US futures have surrendered all of their gains, setting us up for another “woosh” lower. I don’t think this market can move forward without knowing the status of AAPL. After going up forever, the shares are in a legitimate spiral lower, as Tim Cook fancies himself to be Steven Jobs II, with a keen eye on nothing other than back office operations. Eventually, he will destroy the company and the brand.
Nevertheless, I will be allocating capital into the sell-off, should it materialize in earnest. The more earnest the better.
F regained its investment grade status at Fitch and NFLX is having its dick chopped off in pre-market trade.
My next series of buys will surprise you because of their low risk profile nature. Gone are the days when Senor Tropicana placed his balls on the cutting board, whilst speed chopping carrots. I can’t do that shit anymore. Look at this fucking YELP, cocksucker, dipping me in hot oil on a daily basis. God only knows what those animals will report on 5/2.
It’s time to slow the fuck down and quit the river boat gambling scene. Regrettably, this is not the time of year to bet big. We’re heading into the summer months, traditionally a fucked up time for stocks, so trade accordingly.
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