We’re literally eating liver up in here tonight and we’re eating it raw, sushi style. It’s the next investment craze. Forget about tech or passé (no homo) social media stocks (extra Vaynerchuk). In the year of our Lord 2014, the world will become acutely aware of its liver and how one might protect and/or grow a new one.
We might delve into a little ICPT upwards of $300 per share, or maybe some GALT, CNAT, ALNY or OCRX. In the morning, as you already know, I purchased the shares of RPTP. I am going to tell you something about RPTP in just a moment, after I finish eating this delicious piece of raw cow liver.
I know absolutely nothing about RPTP and I couldn’t care less, truly. It’s the sublime nature of the savage investor that has me thinking in the basest of ways. I deal with these very same people, right here, heckling me about selling a little stock, after making 40% or so. I try to remind myself “these aren’t people, but subhumans.” They should be treated as such.
The great liver squeeze is upon us. One hundred years from now, your great, great, great grandson will be sitting on your lap, asking you “Pappy, where were you when the great liver squeeze of 2014 happened?” And you will return “why, I was at iBankCoin, with the other gents, eating liver.”
NOTE: I am pleased to announce the latest addition to the iBC blogging staff, Dubz. Dubz travels the world for leisure, as the rest of us toil over old wooden desks, trying to make enough money to build Orbital Space Cannons (OSC). He travels literally everywhere and will tell his tales here, at iBankCoin, until he gets bored of doing so. Welcome aboard.
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Foiemaceuticals indeud.
Have never eaten any liver before. But thru the hallowed halls one will and can become a believer.
Well you shall eat some now, raw.
Liver and onions was a favorite of grandpappy Heckler’s.
So, I was sitting here trying to think…..where did I have liver & onions? It dawned on me that it was in my Army days….every Friday; the worse day of the week for Sergeant Clock!!! God I hated liver!!
“Iranian Supreme Leader admits talks with ‘Satan’ US are for expedience to relieve pressure and deceive, using Islamic taqiyya tactic.”
http://www.israelnationalnews.com/News/News.aspx/176129#.Us-Q_tJDuAg
“Iranian Supreme Leader admits talks with ‘Satan’ US are for expedience to relieve pressure and deceive, using Islamic taqiyya tactic.”
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Who gives a flying fuck what that asshole thinks. I’d like to see somebody plant a mustard bomb (with liver and onions) in his turban.
Does this shock you?
how does it compare to placenta?
This should have been added on the Fly’s previous post, but Jenny has evaporated from Stocktwits. Exactly what might this portend???
My parents used to make me eat liver and onions. I of course took way too long to eat it and would have to sit at the table for hours after everyone else had finished. What the hell were they thinking back then?
I myself have never eaten liver, but I did accidentally spill an entire plate of liver and onions on my customer’s lap when I was a waitress at Coco’s in 1988. I didn’t make a very good waitress.
at the end of last year, I left the family estate baffling them with tall tales The Fly, OA and the like…They sat around the fireplace staring into space, trying to wrap their head around the beauty of the Chinese Burrito.
Wait until they get a load of the Liver Lifestyle when I see them at Easter.
Just print yourself a new one with ONVO