Even though the jobs numbers came in a staggering 130,000 jobs below estimates, you have to ignore them and wait for the revision upwards. We all know the economy is ripping on all cylinders and retailers are smoking hot because of it. The unemployment rate is now under 7% and Obama has been confirmed as the “single best President for the economy in the history of the United States.”
Futures are +5 because it is bright. Liver stocks are running higher in the most unbelievable way possible and Le Fly has plans, lots of them, to reallocate cash back into the market today.
Long live the stock exchange. God praise Obama.
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Obammy fo ya Mammy!
I love this new Liver trend….it’s better than when you were an Oil-man, or even your intermittent chinese-burrito fixation.
Why shouldn’t liver stocks explode to the moon? Clearly, that has been a dramatic shift in the hepatic ecosystem warranting such a move…
EXACTLY.
What’s wrong with a good dose of liver every so often?
Of course the rate going below 7% is because people are giving up and the labor participation rate is pretty bad.
If all the unemployed give up then we can get a 0% unemployment rate.
Speaking of liver, why is it that old people like to eat this with onions.
My Mom (RIP for over 20 years) would order it even at the best restaurants and my father in law (RIP or 14 years) thought it was great stuff.
Dr. Fly, surely the herd flocking to crafted beers & boutique Bourbons will cause a few livers already on the brink, to stress out. Also the side effects of all these daily-maintenance pharmaceuticals almost always include reduced liver function… Kill ’em & cure ’em… pure genius!
here comes the blood bath
gonna be a long day
no one r-soling $rsol the shorts ?
“…..Obama has been confirmed as the “single best President for the economy in the history of the United States………Long live the stock exchange. God praise Obama.”
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Fly…..Were you between tokes when you so stated the above?? :-O