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BEHOLD: The iBC Dictionary, 2010 Edition

Danny really kicks ass with this.

I swear on a stack of old Korans, I will publish this dictionary and make millions off of it, then use said millions to afflict pain and suffering upon random ham and eggers.

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41 comments

  1. jg

    fig

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  2. mrkcbill

    I think therefore IBC

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  3. Hammy

    (here’s how good of a leader I am. check it out.)

    Henceforth, everyone post a stupid comment.

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  4. admin

    Epic.

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  5. The Fly

    Hammy

    don’t you have a plane to shine or a war to attend to? Or, do you just mingle with the sailors stateside?

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    • dpeezy

      ROFL.

      One of my buddies is a “plane shiner” in the Air Force. Fucker gets to go to Guam and shit and do fuck-all.

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    • Hammy

      Fly

      i’m pretty bored.

      btw. you’re a homo.

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  6. dpeezy

    OMGFENCINGMONKEYS!!!!

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  7. The Fly

    Bored is good, unless if course you like bombs exploding in your face.

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    • Hammy

      i can’t imagine my compatriots, Maximus or William Wallace, participating in a retarded escapade of losers commenting on some weirdo eccentric’s financial blog late at night.

      that’s because boredom is one of the fatiguing human factors of warfare, one that is not exciting, interesting, or glorifying enough to put in a movie. the most “realistic” warfare computer game would have the player spend 95% of his time smoking cigarettes, repairing trucks, and going to safety briefs. Or, if the character were a student pilot, doing what I mentioned above.

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      • Danny

        why don’t you go do some squats?

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        • JakeGint

          Maximus and Wallace were your forebearers, not your compatriots. Unless you’ve got one of those shiny time machines in your hangar.

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          • Hammy

            fictional characters are conventionally referred in the present tense

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          • JakeGint

            Fictional?

            Maximus of Hispania

            Sir William Wallace.

            Stay in school kid, they’re less likely to put you in front of the cannons that way.

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          • Hammy

            i was referring to the movie characters as warrior archetypes. not actual historical people who’s identities were used as a rough starting point to craft the characters. Instead of incessantly attempting smarmy wit to resolve your self-image issues, why not read into the meaning and intent of a statement?
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          • JakeGint

            Be more clear next time kid– that will accrue to your long term benefit as well.

            And be forewarned

            I don’t have to “attempt smarmy wit” to resolve anything.

            It comes all natural-like.

            😉

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          • tampa trader

            Jake
            do you have an uncle by the name of Spenser with an S from the Boston area?

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          • Hammy

            But thanks anyway, Jamey.

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          • JakeGint

            You’re most welcome, kid.

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  8. random egg &hamer
    random egg &hamer

    i throw my shoe at you

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  9. MOOBER

    Why’s everyone so cranky lately? I ovah heah having fun and chomping stogies. Maybe the cold weather?

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  10. JakeGint

    Leonard Marshall (#70) makes a guest appearance tonight —A Gas Giant from Way Back.

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  11. 308

    Random late night nothingness..

    Goldman Sachs:
    Upgrade: Boise (BZ) upgraded to buy from neutral
    Downgrade:
    International Paper (IP) removed from the Conviction Buy list, remains buy rated
    Weyerhaeuser (WY) downgraded to neutral from buy
    Louisiana-Pacific (LPX) downgraded to Sell from neutral, added to the Conviction Sell list

    LMT Lockheed Martin downgraded to sell from neutral at Goldman Sachs tonite.
    Target is $64. Also Added to the Conviction Sell list.

    L-3 (LLL) removed from the Conviction Sell list, remains sell rated.

    MLM Martin Marietta Materials added to the Americas Conviction Buy list at Goldman Sachs Target is $111.

    MMM – 3M added to Conviction Buy List at Goldman Sachs The target is increased to $105 from $100, and the firm raises Q4, 2010 and 2011 estimates to further above consensus, noting the stronger results for Oct-Nov likely continued into Dec.

    ***
    Citigroup: Given the improving signs in the temporary employment sector over the past several months and our optimism on the long-term secular trends in the staffing market, we are upgrading RHI and MAN to Buy from Hold. Targets of $36 and $69 resp.

    ***
    Weisel
    FNSR Finisar upgraded to overweight from market weight at Thomas Weisel Partners Target increased to $13 from $11. The firm raises estimates and expects an uptick in demand.
    ATLS Atlas Energy initiated overweight at Thomas Weisel Partners Target is $40.

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