I was in a spirited mood overnight, satisfied that the stock market had validated my fresh allotment of Tesla intraday by rallying up-and-away from my buy point. Having enjoyed a glass of George Clooney’s Casamigos tequila with my chief scientist whilst watching District 9, I took to ‘the Twitter’ in my altered state and was, of course, fed tweets about Tesla because the algos know what daddy likes to interact with.
You can imagine how lively the troglodytes over at $TSLAQ were yesterday, who’ve been emboldened of late by the normal way $TSLA shares have oscillated from the top of their WELL ESTABLISHED RANGE to the bottom. These people do not understand what Tesla has achieved as a company, yet alone how an auction works.
Auctions spend most of their time in balance. Just when you think a stock is going to breakout, or break down for this matter, it most often doesn’t. Instead it reverses course, and takes another trip back through the range. That is, unless, a major new piece of information sways enough participants to abandon a generally accepted value in search of a new one.
Anyways, here’s what happened. One of these accounts called TSLA shareholders and stakeholders ‘bimbos’. I cannot pinpoint which of the following accounts, because I was forced to delete my response to start a 12 hour timer on my Twitter suspension:
Actually, now that I have typed out these handles, my memory has been jostled loose. It was DReed67. I am going to go out on a limb and assume DREED was born in 1967. Therefore it is likely he has called many a woman a bimbo in his time, and he’s probably, in general, a real misogynistic piece of shit.
Anyways, my response was mean. I’ll be the first to admit it. I replyed, “bimbo, you sound like white trash.”
Which was wrong. And if @jack is reading on a fluke, I am sorry. I am. That was not a nice thing to respond with. And if any of the above accounts, especially the one who reported me, ever wants to come to Detroit, I would be happy to show you around.
Henceforth, let it be know RAUL cannot tweet again from his Twitter handle @IndexModel until 7:50pm EDT. Please show your support for me during this hard time by sharing this post and my upcoming trading report to Twitter. There are little buttons below to assist you in doing so. You know I still love you, even if you don’t share, and LONG LIVE TELSA, LONG LIVE ELON (PRAISE!), THANK YOU @JACK FOR TWITTER.
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Raul Santos, May 3rd, 2019
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