The stock market rally is nearly complete. On the horizon? Mammals verse reptiles with robots.

Exodus Members: there is a critical notice inside this week’s strategy session regarding some of the data showing on the historical ledger.  Please be sure to read Section III of the Sunday Strategy Session.

– RAUL Santos, January 14th, 2018

Good day kind people of the interwebs,

You must endure through any cynicism that may show up over these next few paragraphs because I have something important and actionable to share with you.  But first, I must bring your attention to the following tweet.  It was sent out from my account over the weekend:

Sauna etiquette should be taught in school but it's not so here we go:

1. shower your stankin' ass first
2. wear a bathing suit, a robe, a towel, or any combination thereof
3. flip-flops are advised but not required
4. no other footwear is permitted

— RAUL (@IndexModel) January 12, 2018

Just before year-end I picked up a case of the consumption from the gym sauna.  I took all the proper precautions—flip flops, mask over face, etc—but it seems a festering bacterium living inside the disgusting stranger next to me had too strong a will to live.  They saw my perfect body and decided to upgrade their host. Their vessel, to something infinitely more sexy.  Since then the disease has ebbed, but took a turn for the worse late last week.

I quit going to the aforementioned gym after 6 loyal years because it has become a dung heap.  Last week I found a new gym and worked out extremely hard.  Apparently I had not kicked the consumption yet, and with my immune system compromised from intense weight training, the illness regained a foothold in my lungs.

But I have something urgent to tell you so please bear with my cynicism.

The models are whispering.  The end of our current rally is near.

According to the robots you have, all of you have about five trading days left before a pullback materializes.

How can I make such specific predictions? So brazenly?  Because I speak to you from solid grounds, immovable boulders of quantitative logic and auction theory. The model lads, which draws its data from auction theory and the robust predictive algorithms inside Exodus, the very model that had us BULLISH AF last week, is generating some rare readings.  Extremely high readings.  The last instance of readings this high was October 15th, 2017.

I have noted October 15th, and all other instances of these extreme readings on the following daily candle chart of the NASDAQ 100:

You may notice, that long term this has not mattered to much.  That is fine.  We have been in a secular bull run.  But if you zoom your lens a bit, you will notice that in every instance there has been a few more days of rally, like 2-to-5, then a couple big red candles.  THOSE RED CANDLES, those are distribution days.  A futures trader can make a few month’s worth of gains on those days if prepared to do so.

Do these extreme readings mean you should adjust your long-term accounts?  No.

Do they mean we should start shorting the market as early as Tuesday, intra-day? No.

I am being as specific as possible here, to avoid any confusion in my own mind or yours.

What this means is we are frothy.  Individual stocks, especially garbage stocks (sub ~ $3.00) can make jaw-dropping upside moves in these final throes of bull passion.  Final throes, like just before the money shot.  The ejaculate.  Very exciting times for a mammal.

Then the male rolls over and goes to sleep.  Naturally.

The bull market is set to ejaculate all over the faces and hairs of its doubters next week, causing a magnificent mess, than he is going to take a nap.

I told you I am sick.

That nap period is when I can sneak into the arena and take some of the bulls hard-fought gains, then scuttle back into my hiding hole, never once forced to resist any idiot humans on armed horses wielding hooked javelins.

This is what I constantly seek in life.  Opportunities to make a few dollars without rambunctious mammals jabbing me with sharp objects.

The life of a reptile I suppose.

And that is it.  That is what I had to tell you.

To recap, mammals carry disease.  Sauna etiquette is what separates shit holes from Valhalla.  Robots help us better understand mammal behavior.  A lizard with robot friends is suited well for making a living in the futures markets. Prepare for ejaculate then a nap, however you want.

Inside Exodus you can see the high risk stock I bought last week. I intend to hold it long term as it jibs with my core investment theme of 2018.  Also it was brought to my attention by my chief scientists.  The same scientist who put us into SGMO at the beginning of 2017.  Though I intend to hold it long term, I love the price chart as we work through this late-cycle bull action and hope it puts a nice capital cushion below my entry point.

For all other raw insight into how I will attack the market this week and next, tune in to my morning trading plans which have been en fuego.

ciao

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