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Tesla Motors Ends Day Up Nearly 2% After Secondary Stock Offering

The investor class has mutually agreed that Elon Musk and his team of scientists needed and will make good use of an additional $2 billion dollars. Said funds are earmarked yo ramp up production of The Company’s Model 3 electro-wagon.

This a a car for the people, an offering to the well-shoed millennial, who is fed up with the auto industry and their flagging vehicles. Moreover, an electric Tesla car takes the owner one step closer to independence from the special interest behind energy and oil.

Like those backward ass oil pumpers down in Texas who glorify child pageantry.

So take a big black marker out and put an ‘X’ on May 19th, 2016 to remember that today was a victory.

This victory was brought to you by the good folks at Goldman Sachs.

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2 comments

  1. Pro bucks

    Isn’t the pin stuck just below 220?

    it’s just opex magic and down past 195 we go next week.

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  2. pb

    Elon Musk is a rainmaker but I am inclined to believe that he will be crushed by economic forces beyond his control.

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