Oprah Will Crush The Bears

Oprah doesn’t care if you think Weight Watches stock is overreacting to hear beaming endorsement. Oprah can squash your entire account with her thumb and index finger.

If you think, for one minute, the marketing opportunities of the ‘O’ are not delicious, intoxicating, and viral, then you obviously aren’t an avid Oxygen Media watcher.

Step up, plebeian bear shitter, and let Oprah decimate your portfolio. Fall to the siege of Oprah like the millions who came before you.