THE FLY IS SUMMER SIZZLING HOT — THE WINNING STREAK IS HERE

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Last year during the summer, I went on two insane winning streaks — something in the magnitude of 60 for 65 — poleaxing all other online gurus into black ash.

I am pleased to announce, I am on a similar sojourn now, breaking necks and ripping off tits along the way.

BEHOLD the current 17 for 21 streak.

LK +8.1%
CRWD +7.2%
SOLY +7.9%
NUGT +8.3%
SAIL +5.9%
(CHWY -5.4%)
ZS +2.4%
UPWK +2.6%
(GO -5%)
DLTR +4.8%
ETR +3%
ED +2%
KMB +1.1%
DLR +4.3%
(TIGR -10.7%)
BILI +2.7%
GROW +7%
(SOXS -10.3%)
OSTK +`18.3%
IQ +6.5%
AU +10.5%

As you could imagine, it takes great skill and perseverance to accomplish such a feat. I am quite proud of myself and fashion myself to be a foremost expert on all things pertaining to finance and trading. Quite honestly, anyone can rummage around claiming to be experts and paint lines on charts — but can they do it when it mattered and when 1,000 members inside The Pelican Room (Exodus) were watching?

I think not.

I have several more irons in the fire and I hope to extend this fantastic winning streak to be even bigger and better in the not-too-distant-future.

Thank you and God Bless America.

Just closed out a day trade in IQ, +6.5%. Don’t be jelly.

In other news, millennial faggots are getting BOGGED the fuck out severely in BTC — down 20% today. In more other news, pot stocks are running hot. Perhaps a rotation is underway at the local avocado toast eatery?

A few things of note.

The WSJ says Xi will present Trump will terms to end trade war at g20 tomorrow. WHOA — HOW ABOUT DAY? WHOA. Get ready for the big bounce off the bottom.

Sorry, I can’t help myself sometimes.

What to do now faggots?

Eat avocado toast and get BOGGED out in cryptos?

No.

While you were get flame broiled buying BTC at the highs, I stepped in and bought OSTK at $12.25 yesterday. Members of Exodus were appraised.

I also closed out a FUCKING hedge, which was SOXS, for a 10.3% loss. I’m not saying it’s not worth doing ever now, but I lost the right to own it because my limits have been reached, in terms of loss.

With the proceeds and some of my idle cash, I bought a basket of Chinese stocks. I did this because I wanted to and because I think and feel a trade deal will mean immediate melt up in all things. Because of this, I also bought some SAAS stocks.

In short, my trepidations about the market have been mediated and I’m not firmly in the bull camp, eagerly awaiting President Xi sucking Trump’s cock (no homo).

In a world of fake news, one cannot be certain what he reads is true or folly. But in the event this report by the WSJ is true, we might have an end to this vicious American-Chinese trade war by June 28th, 2019. The total cost of this trade war can never be truly tallied. But one thing is for certain, the stock market would probably be 10,000 points higher had it never happened.

Chinese President Xi Jinping will present President Trump with the terms it expects the U.S. to meet for Beijing to settle the trade war, The Wall Street Journal reports, citing Chinese officials.

China will demand that the U.S. lift its ban on the sale of U.S. technology to Huawei Technologies, Chinese officials with knowledge of the plan told the Journal.

China also expects the U.S. to remove all tariffs and drop efforts to get China to buy more U.S. export

In other news, cryptos have been BOGGED the fuck out. All of the avocado toast eating millennial faggots have been liquidated and eliminated from the game of play.

Markets will likely press higher. Who can really stop all of this prosperity?

America’s largest and most prestigious bank is out with two wholly different types of statements today — one pandering to lunatics who want to upend the US economy by forgiving $1.6 trillion in student debt — the other is from some analyst who calls into question the quality of the present bull market. In both cases, both people are retarded.

Market commentary by some moron.

Cyclical stocks typically tied to economic growth have failed to regain the ground lost in May.

Only defensive groups like consumer staples and utilities have confirmed the S&P 500?s new highs, J.P. Morgan’s chart analyst Jason Hunter points out.

“Rally leadership doesn’t inspire a lot of confidence yet … In our view, that cross-market divergence can only persist for a short period of time, and the S&P 500 Index rally potential is limited under the current conditions,” Hunter says.

CEO of JPM, Jamie Dimon, pandering like a motherfucker by saying ‘what we’ve done’ via loaning money to people to attain higher degrees of education and better jobs, is a disgrace. What!?

JP Morgan chief Jamie Dimon says we need to “fix the broken parts” of student lending in the United States.

“What we’ve done is a disgrace and it’s hurting America,” Dimon tells Yahoo Finance.

With $1.6 trillion outstanding student debt in the United States, student lending is crippling many Americans. Today the average college student graduates $30,000 in the debt, up from $10,000 in the 1990s.

Pray tell me, in this competitive world, what is the alternative? Should we have the poor and middled class work at Amazon slave factories and only the rich kids get the good jobs? Or, are we going to give free education to all American students? Not that we really care about balancing budgets and funding liabilities anymore — but how in the fuck would that be possible? I know other countries do it — but we’re up to our eyeballs in debt and it’s only getting worse.

Alas, it is a waste of my breath.

Full disclosure: I’m not going to tell you anything in this post.

I bought a basket of blockchain related stocks based off the idea that everyone in the world will soon enjoy a lambo in their driveways, based off the BTC surge.

Also, I am not selling my hedge today, maybe tomorrow.

GTG — ciao.

Let’s count the ways, shall we?

Sneezing non-stop to the malady commonly referred to as ‘allergies.’ I just think I’m allergic to the earth.
My Quant is HAMMERED down 0.6% on an up day.
Gold is down, so my gold stocks are LOWER.
My hedge in SOXS was more than a hedge, but instead my largest position — due to my greed — HAMMERED down into the dust.

On top of all that, I have another showing request for today, a nice couple would like to walk thru my house with mean and critical eyes, stepping through my belongings and flippantly requesting another showing after this one is done — only to low ball me an offer that makes me want to rip someone’s face off from their skull.

Will SOXS rebound? I am down 5.5% from my basis — but it feels like a lot more. Holding onto it seems like a silly thing to do, especially when my own algorithms told me not to.

Observe the painful part.

Admittedly, buying SOXS was a low probability play and I said it — but it still hurts. That fucking Micron — I will never forgive you for posted better than expected results at a time and place when I was long SOXS.

Hey, hey, hey. Wassup wassup wassup?

You though the lambos weren’t going to be driven by 17 year old HODLers anymore. You thought wrong. Lo and behold, BTC is above $12,100 now, well on its way back to all time highs. As a point in fact, I am so convinced that BTC will break $20,000 soon, I will pledge to saw off my own arm on Facebook Live — should it not occur.

Random Lambo

Look at the chart of BTC now and tell me you’re not mad at yourself for mocking it when it was down in the dumps.

Your old man generation made their fortunes off Wall Street, buying buildings and fixing them and waiting two decades for the hood to turn around. Nowadays, Gordon Gekko is some kid trading on Binance — because it’s SAFU making mounds of TAX FREE gains. The IRS can never catch them.

This lambo alert is now over. Go buy some ELF coin and rest well knowing all of your money is safe.

There’s nothing you can do now, Trump-tards. The overlords at Google will ensure this gets top billing world wide and that all dissident voices of hatred are summarily banned and stripped from the internet, demonetized and demonized and starved out of existence, shamed posthumously as Nazis and white supremacists — flag waiving jingoists and klansmen all the same.

On July 17th, Robert Mueller will testify in public, bringing down House Trump and all of its craven immorality. This of course is only news here because it might rock markets. I’m not sure how President Pence would affect my share prices; but my hunch is indifference.

Either way, get ready for Mueller for he is coming for your President’s scalp, once and for all.

God Bless America and may her wars bring her fat fortunes and low levels of casualties and unlimited promotional footage for the US armed forces and token gestures of appreciation for the brave men and women who fight every single day for democracy and freedom.

Get back into your fucking unicorn houses you fucking faggots. The bears are now ruling over Wall Street with very heavy hands — beating anyone looking at the market sideways. You should know, readers of this site have been warned about shit rolling over. Just last night I told you all of the cool kid IPOs were being splayed out and gutted and today — everything is getting gutted — sans gold.

You’d be wise to apply hedges. I was very wise to do so several days ago. The grandiose members of Exodus are well aware of my actions, unlike you freeloading plebs. I will also have you know, Le Fly is concerned about the recent news flow.

Best Buy’s chief merchandising officer says: “American manufacturers may lose share almost immediately to foreign competitors whose products are not made in China and, therefore, not subject to price increases in the form of tariffs.”

HP’s general manager says: “For the printing supplies industry, these tariffs do more damage to the consumers and intellectual property holders like HP than it will do to the IP infringing products.”

Hallmark Cards’ manage says: “Given the industry practice of printing the price on the cards, a tariff will present a pricing fiasco. We simply can’t raise prices.”

Federal Reserve Chairman Jerome Powell stresses the central bank’s “independence” in a speech.

His warning about policy caving to “short-term political interests” comes amid intense pressure from President Trump to cut interest rates.

He also stresses the importance of policies that will “sustain the expansion.”

The fuck does it all mean? Why are rates under 2%? Is it really happening this time?

Nothing is different. Things will always play out the way they always have and minor disruptions in the everlong march of mankind towards prosperity will continue. I am merely warning you to a slight parlay in said march, a brief interlude of pain and perhaps some misery that you’d be wise to ignore. The summer doldrums are here and there is nothing you or your stupid friends can do about it.