Life is good and the market has been very rewarding to those who had the cajones to be a player. However, let’s not forget the homeless guy on the street corner covered in feces. The economy is coming back, but not good—yet.
It’s important to buy stocks when no one else wants them. Equally, it’s vital that you, the internet leech, take profits when Cramer the Clown is fondling stuffed animals (bears) on national tv. Take some profits, have a drink, and do a few hundred lines of coke (just kidding).
Following a glorious two week run, “The Fly” is raising cash, while chuckling at his bearish counterparts for missing the rally. While I am gone (leaving Tuesday morning), I will have no less than a 30% cash position. Believe me, it pains me to sell stocks like OmniVision Technologies, Inc. [[OVTI]] and Corning Incorporated [[GLW]] ; but they’re only stocks. I can always buy others and make money in just about any environment, long or short. I rather book the profits now and chill out with Mickey Mouse, than be a nervous wreck on a potential GLW earnings disappointment, effectively coercing me to punch Goofy in the fucking face.
In other news, the frolicking fondlers at Flotek Industries, Inc. [[FTK]] are gaining forward momentum. Regardless of where the stock trades, I am in the name for the duration, or until it hits $3. Finally, [[ENTR]] looks pretty sweet too. If their “Moca-chips” made any substantial headway into Time Warner’s set top boxes last quarter, the stock will double in price. Last I checked, Verizon Communications Inc. [[VZ]] is gaining 500k Fios subs per quarter, all containing chips from ENTR.
Booyah.
WINSHIP UPDATE: It will come as a relief to many of you basement-dwelling lowlifes to know that THE INVINCIBLE NATIONS OF IBANKCOIN have added an egrgious lifestyle column. Although “The Fly” cannot gain anything from the words of its author (Jason Treu), the vast majority of you stand to benefit a great deal from any advice that might assist you in overcoming your life-long struggle as a piker and/or repeat offender.
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