You know I laud Goldman just to piss you fuckers off right? Seriously, if Goldman is so gangster, able to front run everyone’s trades and get away with it, I say we get what we deserve. If the regulators are not interested in pissing on Goldman’s head, well then, neither am I. Instead, you frisbee tossers should be picketing outside of the SEC’s offices, demanding justice. Sadly, you won’t; because you are just internet people with an ax to grind, disgruntled over getting pawned by Mother Market and her fucking Goldman robots.
Here on iBankcoin, we talk about making money, even if it means smoking cigars with Goldman robots, if you know what I mean. I do not concern myself with conspiracies, unless of course we broach the topic of FAKE LUNAR LANDINGS.
My point: “The Fly” wins all the time, regardless of pin-striped suit wearing, tommy gun wielding, cigar smoking robots at Goldman.
As for the tape:
Small down day is to be expected, following yesterday’s clown raping of the bears. The buy list includes: CEVA, Inc. [[CEVA]] , TEKELEC [[TKLC]] , Alcatel-Lucent (ADR) [[ALU]] and ON Semiconductor Corp. [[ONNN]] . However, there is a strong possibility that I will do nothing, opting to throw slices of hot pizza out the window instead.
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FLY:
A few rags are yakking on about tech being down because of disappointing earnings from Amazon and Microtheft. Amazon is basically retail, no, so it’s not really tech if you know what I mean? How about Microtheft though?
Add OVTI to the buy list…
I gotta tell you guys “the O” could end up being the worst prez in history. Doesn’t know the story and immediately knee jerks to the racism card? Now says he doesn’t want to win in Afghanistan?
That guy is a fucking idiot.
Good for stocks as he gets nothing done.
Jimmah Cahtah’s gonna be pissed, especially if the Bamster starts breaking out the sweaters in response to the rising unemployment malaise.
Anyone notice another “bright idea” from the brain dead Dem idiots came to pass today?
Minimum wage was raised today — about 10% — in a 10% unemployment environment.
The idiocy is almost beautifucl when it’s symmetrical, no?
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Just incredible isn’t it? Raise the min wage in a recession. Way to go fellas. That’s a sure job creation policy.
I actually don’t blame the Dem(olition) party in Congress, Jake, as they’re expected to be turkeys. They don’t really surprise in the under-performance stakes.I wanna know who the fuck voted for them? That’s where the real problem is.
Innumerates.
But you can’t say that wasn’t planned either. First rule of the socialists — “give ’em to me young.”
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And here are ten excellent reasons why we know the moon landing was a fake.
http://johnmoltz.com/post/146407206/10-reasons-i-know-the-apollo-11-moon-landing-was-faked
Makes perfect sense to me.
This third one sounds like it was written by Fly:
If men had landed on the moon, this would have angered the lunar vampires we know to live there, sparking a war between Earth and the lunar vampires that would currently be ravaging both worlds. No such war appears to be taking place. Yet it is. The government is just covering that up, too. But it wasnโt started by an incursion on their territory, it was started during a dispute over the ownership of a mule named Paco.
And this fourth one must have been cadged from Billy Meier:
This so-called โmoonโ that supposedly orbits our planet cannot be real because the teachings of Septon the Inquisitor tell us that life is an illusion and the real waking state does not come until we die and arrive, ironically, on the moon which is where people go when they die. I know it sounds confusing, but it makes a lot more sense after you watch the informational video and relinquish all your wordly possessions.
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Question of the day: Is Bendar a cigar smoking Goldman robot from the future?
(And was it you that brought him back?)
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Speaking of fake lunar landings (Jake will love this! ๐ )
http://www.futureofmankind.co.uk/Billy_Meier/gaiaguys/meierv9p131,132Stuhlinger.htm
http://www.futureofmankind.co.uk/Billy_Meier/gaiaguys/Meier.Mondv6p70.htm
Bruce… what’s with Toucan Sam? I want that cute doggie as your avatar here, too.
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I took the photo of Toucan Sam in Costa Rica … I like him.
What’s with LT? I want a pic of your hot wife or dog up there ๐ฎ
My wife would kill me, but that’s an idea.
Actually, you had semi-inspired me with the dog pic… I was thinking of putting our new pooch up there.
You liked Costa Rica?
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Loved CR … fab place … great family touring country … kids would love it
At their age, the only reason I’d bring them to a Central American jungle country it to leave them in said jungle.
With the lemurs.
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Seriously? The regulators? Who couldn’t figure out what Madoff was doing?
Perhaps you mean the regulators who are former Goldman execs?
Perhaps your point is that there is no point as Goldman will do what it wants, and to rail against them is a waste of time. I could probably agree with you on that.
Go picket.
Fly has the hard trade (buy tech in Q2) now become the easy trade (stay long tech like everyone else).
If so stay on your toes
Goldman Sachs : Investment Banking/Bank Holding Corp :: America : Capitalism
Go figure an American would complain about Goldman Sachs. You should be ashamed of your Bud Light filled head.
Time to lean on the CROX shorts. As if they haven’t dug their own holes and created their shit storm. Let’s all lean on it anyway!!
This is in response to the following…
j said:
July 23, 2009 at 8:39 pm
No Dude I am not scared of the โpredictionโ . I just think that a series of exacting predictions like that are shit, just pure unadulterated stinking shit. Thatโs all.
If you said the market was going to fall 20% from here (approx) that wouldnโt illicit any scorn.
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You may think my prediction is pure unadulterated shit, and that’s fine. I am trading based on my prediction with every dollar I have in my trading account.
Good luck, and I will be back on July 30.
Why not put up the $20k j bet you then?
Why July 30 ?
On this day in history:
Arnold Schwarzenegger born.. hmm is that it?
The U.S. city of Baltimore was founded. ((without that we would have never had Omar or Bubbles)
The phrase “In God We Trust” was adopted as the U.S. national motto.
Lisa Leslie became the first woman to dunk in a professional basketball game.
Laurence Fishburne born (gotta love King of NY and Deep Cover)
Henry Ford, born (invented something..)
is it any of this ? If not- tell us why the market crashes July 30?
Our previous Sheriff of Naughtingham [sic] Eliot Spitzer, in between his lurking around poorly lit minivans outside of Jonas Brothers concerts, said in an interview that it isn’t his major concern how investment banks make money (although the AIG CDS payout is another topic) but how their spoils get transferred to the economy. It is (was) his affair whether GS money gets transferred from principal trading to investment banking instead of the other way around. This is elucidating because it shows that top Federal policy is to keep the machine going through the help and expertise of IBs.
Besides, who else is going to sell our fucking mountains of Treasuries to China? The Chinese are major bag holders among the apparently endless at-risk hordes of zombie picket line walking non-taxpaying unemployment collectors. May General Tso himself fuck Denninger in his Doom Blogging skull.