I Need Security and Drugs

1,715 views

I added to VDSI and ONCE, overweighting my exposure to both software security and biotech.

Software names in the olde portfolio include: PANW, CYBR, VDSI

Biotech: JAZZ, BLCM, ONCE, ICPT, SGEN.

I am up 1.7% for the day, so far. All praise and bow down to Exodus.

Who Would’ve Known We’d Bounce Today?

1,874 views

What a delightful surprise.

Do not fear: we are in the process of providing you with access to Exodus, for your tinned cup, beggard, free trial.

ExodusOS

Oil needs to bounce. That sector has been ripped to shreds and people think it’s all China. If we are to “feel good” again, we need oil to rally $10 and China to stabilize again, or trade up. Those BIDU numbers sucked and the burrito has never been more elusive to understand.

I still like banks, software security and biotech.

Email me for a free trial, thru Sunday, for Exodus: flybroker@gmail

BEHOLD! Generosity

3,040 views

Le Fly casually drops grapes into the laps of the mendicants, especially when they need it most. The markets are literally ripping off the faces of so many people now, I felt it was my duty to offer another FREE TRIAL to Exodus. Trust me when I say this: you need it now more than ever.

Small lads walking about the thoroughfare: you need to invest in your business. Knowing how capital is created and destroyed is the very basis by which wealth is created. I’ve dedicated my life towards this end and have toiled away for half a decade at perfecting my algorithms and have created a market intelligence platform that is second to none.

Email me for an invite. Trials will begin, starting tonight thru Sunday, at which time I fully expect all of you to join the league of gentlemen and to cease comporting yourselves like vagabonds about the boulevard clad in soiled polyester.

Yes it’s true, Exodus‘ 3 year track record stands upwards of 80% in timing market bottoms. It has, in a wide array of ETFs, scored 100% win-rates over the past 6 months. I entreat you to test it out and ask for a live demonstration, done by phone.

Servants are standing by.

Ask for trial and demo: Flybroker@gmail.com

Revenge is Forthcoming

3,106 views

Mark my words, you motherfuckers will feel the end of my sword (no homo).

All looks lost today. Earnings at some of our finest corporations have been lackluster. Zerohedge is running rampant, unchecked, on Twitter–scaring the shit out of people, sending them into insane asylums. Bluestar is posting pictures of morbidly obese relatives of his. And, The Option Addict is lost somewhere in the ether of the confederacy, emblazoned with the fires of 10,000 Chinese burritos.

“The Fly” is a granite forest of stability in a sea of earthworms and gummied bears.

I realize you do not believe in stories of the mataphysical and legends borne in antiquity. But let me remind you that Le Fly is an immortal Space Alien Magician (SAM), whose primary form of transport is via a fucking time machine. I entreat you to bet against me, the guy traveling through outperspace, bending time and space at his will, up 28% in a year when everyone else is crumbling into garbage, like blue’d cheese cast aside during a super’d bowl chicken wing’d platter.

LISTEN TO ME: when all else fails, default to those who know more, men of substance and importance, who are plugged into The Grande Recursive Order of the Knights of the Lambda Calculus (GROKLC). We will be smoking the bears inside of our pipes before the week has concluded.

BACK IN $ONCE, FOR A THIRD TIME

2,070 views

If anyone says “three time’s a charm”, I will kill you.

I bought back the ONCE I sold on Thursday, 11 points cheaper. With bargains like this, who am I do say no?

My cash levels are all but depleted. I am currently in the process of giving zero fucks, back in the car made from dynamite sticks, speed chopping carrots with my balls on the dashboard, heading for the sun.

New Lessons Will Be Taught Soon

2,175 views

Let’s view the Chinese market, then jump from windows. Or, better yet, let’s protest them and get pancaked out from their t-62 tanks. The harsh realities of the Chinese market is one that is FLAT for the year, trailing the SPY by little more than 1 basis point.

Sadly, you’re all fucktards, unable to discern the difference between a real bear market and one that is a fiction. This, ladies and gents, is a fiction, a ruse of sorts by bored men holed up in corner offices at Citadel. Bear in mind, the summer cocaine parties are in full swing. Piker ass rookies are manning the billion dollar trading turrets, with explicit order to not fuck up.

If you’re waiting for a steep drop lower, in the middle of summer, stick that heroin needle in your face and then invite rabid animals to eat it off (your face that is).

HERETO: By Thursday of this very week, the stock market will be measurably higher, “clam-boxing” all of your TZA-FAZ positions into homosexual parallelograms of perfidy.

SMOKED

2,100 views

This bitch is getting lit up, taking me with it. Everything is down and China all but flushed themselves down the sewer pipe last night, down more than 8% for the session. It’s ridiculous, really, but someone has to laugh at those bumbling morons.

I escaped the black hole last week, only to receive it today, currently down more than 1.7% for the day. None of this shit is funny. However, I am sure a select few of you catamites find it to be exactly that: funny.

Black flags everywhere, as investors attempt to surrender they are regaled with bayonets thru the fucking chest cavity. I am fairly certain it will get worse before it gets better. Therefore, I will refrain from allocating cash until I am quaking with anger.

Everything Was the Same

3,272 views

Everything has always been the same, since the beginning of time. Cavemen would run out from their caves to bash in the skulls of their neighbors and steal their Nike Air Jordan’s. The depravity of man is something that can always be relied upon.

“The Fly’s” mini vacation ended, with a thorough examination of the ancient masonic order that lies in Fredericksburg, VA. I enjoyed myself, rather unevenly, and now have a mind for conquering the stocked market– yet again.

Will gold advance higher? Believe it or not, seasonality favors the yellow metal, more now than in any other month of the year.

Will the market decline? I think we get a lull, accompanied by violent trading ranges. We will bounce hard and soon.

What sectors should we buy?

Possibly gold. Definitely biotech. Most assuredly software security stocks and kickass software names like CRM. Bear in mind, CRM is teaching everyone how to sell. It is and always will be a hedged fund hotel.

I have plenty of stocks on my wish-list and will be looking at them closely, should the market decline a little more.

Back to my regularly scheduled bottle of wine.

Saturday Cinema with Le Fly: Inglorious Basterds

3,503 views

Since I am still in the land of Jefferson Davis, I felt it was incumbent upon me to log my Saturday cinema post now, since I will be busy gallivanting (no homo) about the town tomorrow. I’ve always enjoyed southern hospitality, sopping up their biscuits and gravy with my money.

Speaking of which, I lost some during Friday’s trading session, about 0.5%. I was spared a worser fate thanks to my two largest positions, CYBR and CRM, being up. However, when long 30+ stocks, you tend to absorb the cross-section of the overall tape, which led to my losing of the money. Nevertheless, I find myself within 1% of annual highs and up about 30% for the year. Clearly, I am in a position of bold dominance, highlighted by my most recent sales of AAPL above $131 and ONCE north of $71.

To be clear and to the point: I am bowling on you pinheads as violently as the day is long.

Now to my movie of the week: Inglorious Basterds. Holy shit what a film.

This is a Quentin Tarantino film. I was introduced to his work with Pulp Fiction and was hooked immediately. He’s had other gems, like Dusk to Dawn, Grindhouse (extra stuntman mike) and most recently Django. But this is probably my favorite one of them all, probably because of the absurdity of the German people, coupled with the coolness of Colonel Hans Landa of the SS, aka “The Jew Hunter” and his insistence that Shoshanna (sp?) wait for the fucking creme before eating her strudel.

Let’s not forget Brad Pitt’s role as American apache/Nazi killer, leading a band of American soldiers to scalp as many Nazi bastards as possible.

Fucking outrageously hilarious film, a real family treat.

ENTER THE AMAZON

4,560 views

Why do assholes bring their fucking boats to hotels? I just had to scrounge for a parking spot for 30 minutes, like a beggard in the streets with a tinned cup, because two assholes brought their fucking boats on vacation, taking up 4 fucking spots a piece. My teenage nephew, who is very much like me, proposed that we “destroy his car”, via slashed tires and graffiti on the boat. “Social justice”, as he likes to call it. Had it been 20 years ago, I’d oblige him and burn those cars to a cinder. Alas, “The Fly” is getting old and has moderated over the years.

I see that I made a fuckload of money today. I also see that my 2015 prophecies are playing out, almost exactly as I predicted. Amazon is scheduled to rip whatever bear faces are left tomorrow morning, in a very obscene, mega-capped, fashion. Words cannot express how surreal this move is, at this moment in time. Amazon is king of the jungle and their gorilla cocks are about to slap the shit out of you.

Moving on: I sold out of ONCE today and started a position in VDSI. All of this was announced in real time, inside of Exodus this morning. I have a feeling that software security names are about to resume ape raping runs to the upside, which is why CYBR is my largest position in years.

Tomorrow I intend to partake in more summer madness and then make my way slightly up north again. If the mood is right, you will be lucky to receive a blog from me tomorrow morning.

Good day to you.

I Need Security and Drugs

1,715 views

I added to VDSI and ONCE, overweighting my exposure to both software security and biotech.

Software names in the olde portfolio include: PANW, CYBR, VDSI

Biotech: JAZZ, BLCM, ONCE, ICPT, SGEN.

I am up 1.7% for the day, so far. All praise and bow down to Exodus.

Who Would’ve Known We’d Bounce Today?

1,874 views

What a delightful surprise.

Do not fear: we are in the process of providing you with access to Exodus, for your tinned cup, beggard, free trial.

ExodusOS

Oil needs to bounce. That sector has been ripped to shreds and people think it’s all China. If we are to “feel good” again, we need oil to rally $10 and China to stabilize again, or trade up. Those BIDU numbers sucked and the burrito has never been more elusive to understand.

I still like banks, software security and biotech.

Email me for a free trial, thru Sunday, for Exodus: flybroker@gmail

BEHOLD! Generosity

3,040 views

Le Fly casually drops grapes into the laps of the mendicants, especially when they need it most. The markets are literally ripping off the faces of so many people now, I felt it was my duty to offer another FREE TRIAL to Exodus. Trust me when I say this: you need it now more than ever.

Small lads walking about the thoroughfare: you need to invest in your business. Knowing how capital is created and destroyed is the very basis by which wealth is created. I’ve dedicated my life towards this end and have toiled away for half a decade at perfecting my algorithms and have created a market intelligence platform that is second to none.

Email me for an invite. Trials will begin, starting tonight thru Sunday, at which time I fully expect all of you to join the league of gentlemen and to cease comporting yourselves like vagabonds about the boulevard clad in soiled polyester.

Yes it’s true, Exodus‘ 3 year track record stands upwards of 80% in timing market bottoms. It has, in a wide array of ETFs, scored 100% win-rates over the past 6 months. I entreat you to test it out and ask for a live demonstration, done by phone.

Servants are standing by.

Ask for trial and demo: Flybroker@gmail.com

Revenge is Forthcoming

3,106 views

Mark my words, you motherfuckers will feel the end of my sword (no homo).

All looks lost today. Earnings at some of our finest corporations have been lackluster. Zerohedge is running rampant, unchecked, on Twitter–scaring the shit out of people, sending them into insane asylums. Bluestar is posting pictures of morbidly obese relatives of his. And, The Option Addict is lost somewhere in the ether of the confederacy, emblazoned with the fires of 10,000 Chinese burritos.

“The Fly” is a granite forest of stability in a sea of earthworms and gummied bears.

I realize you do not believe in stories of the mataphysical and legends borne in antiquity. But let me remind you that Le Fly is an immortal Space Alien Magician (SAM), whose primary form of transport is via a fucking time machine. I entreat you to bet against me, the guy traveling through outperspace, bending time and space at his will, up 28% in a year when everyone else is crumbling into garbage, like blue’d cheese cast aside during a super’d bowl chicken wing’d platter.

LISTEN TO ME: when all else fails, default to those who know more, men of substance and importance, who are plugged into The Grande Recursive Order of the Knights of the Lambda Calculus (GROKLC). We will be smoking the bears inside of our pipes before the week has concluded.

BACK IN $ONCE, FOR A THIRD TIME

2,070 views

If anyone says “three time’s a charm”, I will kill you.

I bought back the ONCE I sold on Thursday, 11 points cheaper. With bargains like this, who am I do say no?

My cash levels are all but depleted. I am currently in the process of giving zero fucks, back in the car made from dynamite sticks, speed chopping carrots with my balls on the dashboard, heading for the sun.

New Lessons Will Be Taught Soon

2,175 views

Let’s view the Chinese market, then jump from windows. Or, better yet, let’s protest them and get pancaked out from their t-62 tanks. The harsh realities of the Chinese market is one that is FLAT for the year, trailing the SPY by little more than 1 basis point.

Sadly, you’re all fucktards, unable to discern the difference between a real bear market and one that is a fiction. This, ladies and gents, is a fiction, a ruse of sorts by bored men holed up in corner offices at Citadel. Bear in mind, the summer cocaine parties are in full swing. Piker ass rookies are manning the billion dollar trading turrets, with explicit order to not fuck up.

If you’re waiting for a steep drop lower, in the middle of summer, stick that heroin needle in your face and then invite rabid animals to eat it off (your face that is).

HERETO: By Thursday of this very week, the stock market will be measurably higher, “clam-boxing” all of your TZA-FAZ positions into homosexual parallelograms of perfidy.

SMOKED

2,100 views

This bitch is getting lit up, taking me with it. Everything is down and China all but flushed themselves down the sewer pipe last night, down more than 8% for the session. It’s ridiculous, really, but someone has to laugh at those bumbling morons.

I escaped the black hole last week, only to receive it today, currently down more than 1.7% for the day. None of this shit is funny. However, I am sure a select few of you catamites find it to be exactly that: funny.

Black flags everywhere, as investors attempt to surrender they are regaled with bayonets thru the fucking chest cavity. I am fairly certain it will get worse before it gets better. Therefore, I will refrain from allocating cash until I am quaking with anger.

Everything Was the Same

3,272 views

Everything has always been the same, since the beginning of time. Cavemen would run out from their caves to bash in the skulls of their neighbors and steal their Nike Air Jordan’s. The depravity of man is something that can always be relied upon.

“The Fly’s” mini vacation ended, with a thorough examination of the ancient masonic order that lies in Fredericksburg, VA. I enjoyed myself, rather unevenly, and now have a mind for conquering the stocked market– yet again.

Will gold advance higher? Believe it or not, seasonality favors the yellow metal, more now than in any other month of the year.

Will the market decline? I think we get a lull, accompanied by violent trading ranges. We will bounce hard and soon.

What sectors should we buy?

Possibly gold. Definitely biotech. Most assuredly software security stocks and kickass software names like CRM. Bear in mind, CRM is teaching everyone how to sell. It is and always will be a hedged fund hotel.

I have plenty of stocks on my wish-list and will be looking at them closely, should the market decline a little more.

Back to my regularly scheduled bottle of wine.

Saturday Cinema with Le Fly: Inglorious Basterds

3,503 views

Since I am still in the land of Jefferson Davis, I felt it was incumbent upon me to log my Saturday cinema post now, since I will be busy gallivanting (no homo) about the town tomorrow. I’ve always enjoyed southern hospitality, sopping up their biscuits and gravy with my money.

Speaking of which, I lost some during Friday’s trading session, about 0.5%. I was spared a worser fate thanks to my two largest positions, CYBR and CRM, being up. However, when long 30+ stocks, you tend to absorb the cross-section of the overall tape, which led to my losing of the money. Nevertheless, I find myself within 1% of annual highs and up about 30% for the year. Clearly, I am in a position of bold dominance, highlighted by my most recent sales of AAPL above $131 and ONCE north of $71.

To be clear and to the point: I am bowling on you pinheads as violently as the day is long.

Now to my movie of the week: Inglorious Basterds. Holy shit what a film.

This is a Quentin Tarantino film. I was introduced to his work with Pulp Fiction and was hooked immediately. He’s had other gems, like Dusk to Dawn, Grindhouse (extra stuntman mike) and most recently Django. But this is probably my favorite one of them all, probably because of the absurdity of the German people, coupled with the coolness of Colonel Hans Landa of the SS, aka “The Jew Hunter” and his insistence that Shoshanna (sp?) wait for the fucking creme before eating her strudel.

Let’s not forget Brad Pitt’s role as American apache/Nazi killer, leading a band of American soldiers to scalp as many Nazi bastards as possible.

Fucking outrageously hilarious film, a real family treat.

ENTER THE AMAZON

4,560 views

Why do assholes bring their fucking boats to hotels? I just had to scrounge for a parking spot for 30 minutes, like a beggard in the streets with a tinned cup, because two assholes brought their fucking boats on vacation, taking up 4 fucking spots a piece. My teenage nephew, who is very much like me, proposed that we “destroy his car”, via slashed tires and graffiti on the boat. “Social justice”, as he likes to call it. Had it been 20 years ago, I’d oblige him and burn those cars to a cinder. Alas, “The Fly” is getting old and has moderated over the years.

I see that I made a fuckload of money today. I also see that my 2015 prophecies are playing out, almost exactly as I predicted. Amazon is scheduled to rip whatever bear faces are left tomorrow morning, in a very obscene, mega-capped, fashion. Words cannot express how surreal this move is, at this moment in time. Amazon is king of the jungle and their gorilla cocks are about to slap the shit out of you.

Moving on: I sold out of ONCE today and started a position in VDSI. All of this was announced in real time, inside of Exodus this morning. I have a feeling that software security names are about to resume ape raping runs to the upside, which is why CYBR is my largest position in years.

Tomorrow I intend to partake in more summer madness and then make my way slightly up north again. If the mood is right, you will be lucky to receive a blog from me tomorrow morning.

Good day to you.