My favorite holiday of the year is here; but do not fret I’ve been doing this long enough and am old enough to not toss corny Hallow’s Eve jokes your way. I will not remind you about how spooky it is outside now, still dark, even though it’s 7am. And I certainly will not try to tie in the spooky aesthetic with stocks, somehow suggesting we’re all trapped in a god damned haunted house and mad man Yellen is on the loose — trying to take away our interest payments on our CDs.
Nasdaq futures are up 11 and everything else is rather un-notable. Europe is blah. Asia was blah. And I just had a tall glass of Almond chocolate milk. It tastes just like Yohoo.
Here are some important headlines.
Under Armour beats by $0.03, misses on revs; Lowers 2017 outlook
Mosaic beats by $0.22, beats on revs
ABB Ltd added to Conviction Buy List at Goldman
Pfizer beats by $0.02, reports revs in-line; raises FY17 guidance slightly
CONSOL Energy misses by $0.15, beats on revs
Shutterstock beats by $0.04, beats on revs; reaffirms FY17 revs guidance
Shopify beats by $0.07, beats on revs; guides Q4 revs above consensus (raises FY17 guide)
There aren’t any happenings so far, after yesterday’s extreme happenings. I’ve been busy — damn it — so quit giving me a hard time.Comments »