18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
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Small Caps Beaten Down Again — Tera Caps Mask Weak Market

The headlines will read NASDAQ +136 — but it was mostly Apple and friends gapping up — tera cap breadth at 74% while simultaneously small caps at 33%. On one end of the barbell was Tera caps +0.6% and the other small down 0.7%. If you lost money today, it’s because you’re long a lot of shit and did not adjust.

I recovered my losses and closed flat, a real accomplishment given the lack of movement in many of the smaller capped trading stocks.

Heading into the final trading day of the month it would bemuse me if stocks didn’t trade up. I think it’s fair to say very few things can stop this upward surge; but it is a traders market and requires a level of skill some of you, quite frankly, are not ready to exhibit.

Nevertheless, I remain at your service.

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Last Day to Lock-In Savings — Come One, Come All

I got to trading late, specifically because I feel like my legs are going to fall off my body and after dropping ANTIFA FLY off to school — I laid down and figured I’d re-awaken at an appropriate time but instead was awoken by two dogs wanting to piss on my floors. So after walking them and making myself some coffee (always French press), I cleared out some of my losers, held the winners, added some new stocks, and decided to write this blog.

The reason why my legs are so soar is because fucking Boston — Mrs Fly made sure we walked every square inch of it and if you live in Boston — there is a good chance I sashayed (no homo) right by your house — led by Mrs Fly who enjoys to power-walk at speeds not comfortable to gentlemen such as myself.

This being the second to last day of the trading money, I injured myself by neglecting the morning trade. However, here I am attempting to make amends and ask for forgiveness from the Gods, which might include a blood sacrifice in order to set my book straight with them and set me back on the path of winship.

I haven’t lost any money this year in any given month and as it stands now I am about breakeven. I will now apply myself, most rigorously, in order to defend my record.

On the matter of “locking in savings” we are doing a 10% off for Pro memberships now. Best way to execute upon this deal is to join now under our basic (cheaper) plan and then upgrade in app to pro. If you are unhappy with our service, something is wrong with you, not us.

This deal expires at the close of trade TODAY.

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I Don’t Get It

The recent craze in the crypto world are NFTs. Most of you have heard of them and some of you have bought/invested in them. On the surface, it seems like a “cool” idea to sell avatars as works of art. But then something else happened after Gary V bought his crypto punk for $3m+ a short while ago. The entire space is frantic with panic buyers — people stepping in and diving head first into artless projects — giant rocks and doodles of nothing — distorted pixilated nonsensical pieces of shit.

While this is happening, ETH and BTC are flat — but there are surges elsewhere in newer/cooler coins like SOL — which has tripled over the past month.

It reminds me of when I was investing in MANA — nice little Metaverse where people were buying PARCELS OF LAND and dropping six figs to do it. It was “cool” up until the idea struck me that the coin itself, MANA, was going up too much, so much that people would not be able to afford playing the game. Shortly after the entire crypto space COLLAPSED and MANA corrected.

During the previous crypto collapse, what preceded it was wanton speculation in DOGECOIN, Cum Rockets, SafeMoon and various other SHITCOINS that ripped because it was mockery and a joke and that joke soon led to tragic losses and real hardship.

Same shit is happening now in the NFT space.

So what does this portend and will ETH drop again — once these NFT lunatics get cleaned out?

Unfortunately yes — ETH will drop hard and yes most NFTs will drop by 90% in value — because hot money gets cold very fast once the fever breaks.

Perhaps my age is finally showing with this new investment theme; but I just can’t get myself to commit good valuable ETH, which was derived from good valuable stocks, which was derived from good valuable dollars, which was derived from hard work —- and transfer it all into a fucking retarded looking ape scrawled by some moron hopped up on mushrooms hoping to be today’s Picasso, only on the blockchain.

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Market is Busting Loose as My “Vacation” Winds Down

Commodity related stocks are atop the market hierarchy today, thanks in large part to newly minted Fed talking points, all inferred by the zeitgeist to be inherently bullish. We have a system in place that is rigged towards the investor. If you’re begging for a remediation of prices — good luck.

Yesterday I traded by phone whilst cavorting via Boston and did miserably, shedding more than 250bps and putting me back to break even for the month. Without the comforts of my 1000 monitors, I am subject to the whims of the market, which is changeable and unforgiving. We are not in a good market, but just one that doesn’t go down.

Early on, I have bets in tech, crypto derivative plays, and some small floaters. Several people caught SPRT inside Stocklabs yesterday, common and calls, and it angers me that I’m missing out.

Nevertheless, I’m here to send off my daughter to college and she is very happy to be here so I am happy. Tomorrow I depart and won’t be back until October and although it’s somewhat bittersweet to see her go, I cannot help but to think this is the best thing for her.

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Busy in Boston today, too busy to partake in trading. Normally speaking, when I am on vacation the markets crash, so bad I want to cry. But this time is different because I am leaving my daughter behind, so the Gods have blessed me with wanton returns.

I just bought a bunch of stuff, all PINNED TO HIGHS, using the Stocklabs time machine apparatus. I left 25% cash, just in case, and will now parlay about the city in search of sustenance.

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I traversed Boston today and ate its shitty food again, went over to the very charming little Italy in northern Boston and was subjected to SUB-PAR fare. The last time I was here in 2012 the city was brighter an d cleaner. Today the city is still nicer and cleaner than NYC — but also festooned with vagrants and walking zombies on meth.

Alas the city life — more suitable for NPCs and morons who enjoy being packed in tightly like sardines in a can filled with olive oil.

Tomorrow we move in my daughter to her college and then I am to do God knows what till Saturday. One of the wantonly negative effects of this trip is the fact my sister and her son came up, which is nice and great — if only for the inconvenient fact that Mrs Fly and her are now fighting and I have no interest whatsoever in playing peacemaker.

As for the market — RICH WITH RIBALD styled gains. Ever since I’ve come to Boston I’ve been banking coin like a drug dealer in the CIA. I made 3% again today — pressing my MTD gains to 3.55%, which is very nice (MOLTO BENE) especially since I was just down 2% last week. Overall, I am quite pleased with the reflation of CHINA CENTRIC plays and some NFT related stocks — all trades and ideas shared in real time only inside the Stocklabs trading room, which is filled with wholesome men who partake in great acts of capitalism who also promote FAMILY VALUES and never use fouled language and/or partake in vagrancies.

Tomorrow I’ll cash up in the morning and then I’m out for the day with my daughter, with little opportune to trading the session, only perhaps from my phone.


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Thesis Trade Forming

I’m long YOU in decent size due to their ability to make vaccine passports, which as you know is now accepted and requested by a large portion of the slave-cattle. I’m also long RIGL, small size, thanks to their development in a blood clot drug, which can be given to slave-cattle after their 5th booster shots.

I was all in long today into a decent meltup and cashed out for +210bps, placing me back into the green for August, +260bps.

I went long some China centric names here but am 70% cash, with a side eye on more China stocks and perhaps other reflationary plays. The enthusiasm is, which is wrong, the vaccine approval will now stop COVID. Show me the evidence of this happening anywhere on the planet. Israel? Iceland? Maine?

I don’t want to be blackpilled, so I’ll try not to overthink it and take it day by day — but the Fall and winter flu season can be something of a fuckery this year.

In the interim, I’ll be trading and trading well. Reminder: we are granting free access to Stocklabs pro tools this week for basic users. I’ll probably not do this again for a long time.

I’m in Boston now and busy with daughter heading to college. I won’t be trading or blogging today, so wish me luck and I’ll see you tonight.

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Now that the FDA rushed approval for the COVID vaccine, several years ahead of schedule and without hard data in regards to the dangers of the vaccine for the small amount of people afflicted by it — you should have no excuse but to VAXX up and in 3 months — BOOST UP.

Reason being (I am dead serious)

You spent your whole life self-aggrandizing — inebriating yourselves with CRAFT BEER, gouging your chubby round faces with buttered pretzels and biscuits, and FINE DINING on greasy porked chops and platters of fried foods and milked shakes and gigantic bars of sugary chocolate and FINE WINES and also bourbons and then some FRENCH PASTRIES and for breakfast large bagels covered in CREAMED CHEESE followed by doubled decker pastrami sandwiches and artisanal tacos, followed by 13 hours of binge watching Netflix and also some leisure time by the beach to TAKE IN SOME SUN while sipping on a PINA COLADA and several servings of funnel cake with pepperoni pizza — because you’re a foodie, and then a little CAFE MOCHA for dessert to go with some NYC styled cheesed cake.

You get the picture you fat piece of shit?

You know what the model of beauty is and you opted, by choice, to do the exactly opposite with your temple or your body for the majority of your adult life and now find yourself in the inexorable position of ROOTING FOR people under the age of 15 to take a vaccine they don’t need because selfishly you want to drink MOAR ROOTED BEER and scarf down some COTTONED CANDY whilst stuffing your mouth with some KETTLED CORN, while at the same time avoid getting the mean variant of the cold that specifically goes out of its way to kill people just like you.

Median age of death for COVID is 78.5, upwards of 70% obese; these are the hallmarks of failure, not on a professional level or academic — but a spiritual one due to lack of discipline and inability to withstand the allure of hedonism and decadence.

So definitely get the vaccine and keep wearing your mask —- for COVID-19 is out and wild, looking for people just like you to cull from the pack and trim down the herd of excess baggage, those perhaps only interested in a little HAM N CHEEZE after dark followed by a large brimming mug of HOT CHOCOLATE topped with whipped cream and MARSHAMALLOWS.

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Markets Poised to Go Either Up or Down

Before I forget, I have a gift for the plebs this morning. Since I will be out all week and trading/blogging light, as I am dropping my daughter off for school in Boston, I am going to grant access to Stocklabs pro features for the next 5 days. It doesn’t mean that you homeless fucks without a subscription can access anything. But it does let all of the lower status plebs have access to a much more robust suite of tools, courtesy of the good folks at iBankCoin.

Markets look good for a rampage early going; but I am jaded enough to not buy into the pre-market fantasies. I will, however, admit the spikes in WTI, Copper, and Cryptos are encouraging. Let this be a stern lesson to all of you SHITHEAD Peter Schiff parroting ass-clowns. Do you see the crypto market? Straight fire, you son of a bitch. Just last month that cock-sucker Schiff was mean tweeting about how BTC was going to zero — now what? Secondary cryptos are up 100%+ in a month and BTC-ETH and in striking distance of RECORD HIGHS. Always buy dips — ALWAYS buy dips.

As for the stock exchange — I’d love to share the same enthusiasm I have for cryptos for stocks. Simply stated, things aren’t that virgin in stocks and we’re getting tired, old, and slovenly up at these levels. With America on the ropes overseas and the COVID variants fucking with everyone’s head and vaccine mandates SQUEEZING small businesses, I do not view this market as something of a marvel at such high levels. By Fall, based upon current numbers, we are 100% fucked by COVID. While you might not believe in the efficacy of the vaccine, do not for a second believe COVID isn’t real, or go out of your way, like a moron, to get it. There is some fucked up shit happening with the variants and I am looking forward to some new therapeutic drugs coming out soon to assist.

Naturally I am not a doctor; I only play one online. But I do know this much: lose weight you fat fucks and start mega dosing on vitamins C,D and Zinc and quit being such a pussy. There are innumerable ways you can avoid getting sick; but if you do get sick, even for you vaccinated freaks, you’re gonna want to be thin and in shape to fight off any virus. I need all of you to be healthy, in order to subscribe to Stocklabs and buy my books and merch.

Hey, college in Boston is a fuckload of money and girl Fly doesn’t have a job, so guess who’s paying?

Early going, I am +60bps, thanks to gains in MARA. I will be going to cash before I hop on the plane.

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Reminder: Use the StockLabs Advanced Algorithm Data

One of the big and time consuming upgrades to Stocklabs over Exodus we achieved was to create a whole new suite of algorithmic based tools — designed to rank stocks by respective time frames.

I’ll go over a brief exercise to show you the difference.

Here is our top rated stocks by tech score — which is very intra-day sensitive, taking into account the day prior. You would use this for day trades or swing trades.

And now here are a series of SAA scores more designed for longer term holding periods — crafting algorithmic scores over respective time frames.

1 week

2 weeks

1 month

3 months

6 months


1 year

If curious/new, yes we also rank by fundamentals in order to read balance sheets without having to actually read balance sheets.

How would one use the SAA score?

I use the SAA 1m to invest in my Quant every month, using some fundamental filters and the algo to pick stocks. YTD return is +21%, outpacing all indices.

If you’re longer term and only rebalance every 6 months or a year, you could attack the SAA 6m or 1yr to your portfolio and perhaps cull the stocks that possess the lowest algo scores and replace them with stronger ones — which is basically the premise of the Quant but on a shorter time frame.

We have a Youtube channel up that goes over all of the features and if you have any questions you can always fuck off or email me at [email protected]


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