Before I forget, I have a gift for the plebs this morning. Since I will be out all week and trading/blogging light, as I am dropping my daughter off for school in Boston, I am going to grant access to Stocklabs pro features for the next 5 days. It doesn’t mean that you homeless fucks without a subscription can access anything. But it does let all of the lower status plebs have access to a much more robust suite of tools, courtesy of the good folks at iBankCoin.
Markets look good for a rampage early going; but I am jaded enough to not buy into the pre-market fantasies. I will, however, admit the spikes in WTI, Copper, and Cryptos are encouraging. Let this be a stern lesson to all of you SHITHEAD Peter Schiff parroting ass-clowns. Do you see the crypto market? Straight fire, you son of a bitch. Just last month that cock-sucker Schiff was mean tweeting about how BTC was going to zero — now what? Secondary cryptos are up 100%+ in a month and BTC-ETH and in striking distance of RECORD HIGHS. Always buy dips — ALWAYS buy dips.
As for the stock exchange — I’d love to share the same enthusiasm I have for cryptos for stocks. Simply stated, things aren’t that virgin in stocks and we’re getting tired, old, and slovenly up at these levels. With America on the ropes overseas and the COVID variants fucking with everyone’s head and vaccine mandates SQUEEZING small businesses, I do not view this market as something of a marvel at such high levels. By Fall, based upon current numbers, we are 100% fucked by COVID. While you might not believe in the efficacy of the vaccine, do not for a second believe COVID isn’t real, or go out of your way, like a moron, to get it. There is some fucked up shit happening with the variants and I am looking forward to some new therapeutic drugs coming out soon to assist.
Naturally I am not a doctor; I only play one online. But I do know this much: lose weight you fat fucks and start mega dosing on vitamins C,D and Zinc and quit being such a pussy. There are innumerable ways you can avoid getting sick; but if you do get sick, even for you vaccinated freaks, you’re gonna want to be thin and in shape to fight off any virus. I need all of you to be healthy, in order to subscribe to Stocklabs and buy my books and merch.
Hey, college in Boston is a fuckload of money and girl Fly doesn’t have a job, so guess who’s paying?
Early going, I am +60bps, thanks to gains in MARA. I will be going to cash before I hop on the plane.