Bitcoin has broken out. I am playing the cockchain again. Try and fucking stop me.Comments »
Confused as to what the fuck is going on? The Fed minutes revealed they are, in fact, open to the idea of increasing the borrowing costs of the heavily indebted shit tier country we live in. On that news, rates dropped 2bps to 2.47% on the 10yr. Does that make sense?
The Fed on Wednesday released the minutes from the March 19-20 meeting, where it voted unanimously to not raise its benchmark rate.
Fed minutes stated: “Some participants indicated that if the economy evolved as they currently expected, with economic growth above its longer-run trend rate, they would likely judge it appropriate to raise the target range for the federal funds rate modestly later this year.”
But the minutes also said: “A majority of participants expected that the evolution of the economic outlook and risks to the outlook would likely warrant leaving the target range unchanged for the remainder of the year.”
This is common sense thinking — but the ribald nature of the market has pushed rates even lower — just because. I suppose the path of maximum pain applies here. Market look good and as rates drop — old man stocks look even better.Comments »
DOCU is SAFU.
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I think it’s fair to say Bitcoin has bottomed. Anyone with a solid head on their shoulders and not some empty container of brains knows it’s true.
Look at it.
While it’s true, people who own crypto-currencies are the laughing stock of the world. Wall Street ruined their party, pissed in their punch, and shit on their lawn. But all bad things end in time and perhaps it’s time for revenge of the nerds — as the digital currency presses higher and increases it’s attractiveness for degenerate gamblers.
Personally, I have a portfolio of shitcoins, but really prefer to play this move via the stock market. OSTK is my preferred method. Keep an eye on it today and tomorrow — for the stock is cheap and all of the weak disabled hands sold out of it yesterday.Comments »
Yesterday on a whim I sold out of everything that was down — netting me a 40% cash position. Today the market drifted sloppily lower — without panic of any signs of discord. There was an easy calmness to this drop — a perceivable nothingness to the burger and I did nothing at all, other than watch the contractors working inside my house muck things up and trip over themselves trying to maneuver neatly.
With my cash, I’ll try to reallocate back into the market tomorrow. I can’t complain, really, as nothing of important traded too much lower and all of the signs of a continued rally are still present.
I’m exhausted, had a long day — fuck off.Comments »
I’m not at all PC — and often say reviling things to people. But this is just plain stupidity on behalf of the shitheads at Burger King. In what world did they think this would play right?
So this is the new Burger King ad for a “Vietnamese” burger ok coolcoolcoolcoolcool CHOPSTICKS R HILARIOUS right omg etc ?????? pic.twitter.com/zVD8CN04Wc
— ???. Maria. (@mariahmocarey) April 4, 2019
You’d think these mega-brands would learn by now — not to create racist or insensitive ads. Look at what Gucci did back during Black History month — played themselves by promoting an $890 black-knit women’s balaclava — armed with fucking black face.
I know your stocks are down today and you feel like killing yourself — but hold off lad. Wait for better prices. Even though it looks grim out there, President Trump wilding out with more trade wars and such, you should know these parlour tricks are designed to steal your stocks from under you.
I already sold a bunch of shit yesterday and have about 40% cash in my trading account. That’s me winning while losing.
On a personal note, I have contractors in the house today — painting and making a general god damned mess. I intend to sell this money pit soon and head down south to a fine plantation to grow my crops and drink sweet tea on a wide wrapping porch. While down there, I’ll likely open an office and keep it open to the public. However, just know that to enter my office you must be appropriately attired — top hat and dinner jacket — white gloves — and patent leather shoes. Vagabonds will be discarded at the door and possibly punched in the mouth.
I’m also dealing with more tech issues. ‘Tis is my fucking life.
Oh, as for the title of this post and what it means — HYG is flat, which means people aren’t worried about credit — so you should not worry about stock prices.Comments »
The days of Europe cuckholding the United Steaks are fast coming to an end. Emperor Trump, thanks to a ruling by the US controlled WTO, will now affix tariffs on $11b worth of faggot EU products — and there is no one in Europe man enough to stop him.
The World Trade Organization finds that the European Union subsidies to Airbus has adversely impacted the United States, which will now put Tariffs on $11 Billion of EU products! The EU has taken advantage of the U.S. on trade for many years. It will soon stop!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 9, 2019
This of course bodes negatively for stockFAGS; but I suspect this too shall pass — just like the Chinese trade wars. This new front in Trump’s wars means more victories, after artistic deal making. More wins equals higher stocks. Might as well buy now.Comments »
I hope oil goes back to $140bbl. Traffic is too bountiful and the Third Estate needs to be corrected. The country is very rich and fat — also greasy. Janitors are walking around with $500k in their 401ks. The time has come for this game to end and all of the excesses washed out from the system. When it’s all said and done — only gold and the dust from the local crematory will be left standing.
In the meantime, I bought some TUSK into the bitter minutes of the close — legging into a zombified market fueled by the blood of the disenfranchised. You will attempt to stop me and I will rip out your arms from your body and kick your legs out — cracking them like stale pretzels.
I have a violent rage seething inside of me — and I find my solace in cooking food — a wonderful distraction from the day to day fuckeries that preside.
Into the close — this is my trading account — 40% cash. Take a free trial for Exodus and bear witness to what needs bearing.
On the issue of crude — $70 crude marks breakeven for a lot of fucked up wells around the country. The closer we get to it — the higher these fucking frackers will go.Comments »
I’m here bored as bored can be — looking at a bunch of bullshit stocks — many of which from China — barreling lower. I asked myself “why do I even own these pieces of offal?” Unable to answer the question cogently, I sold them all. Fuck it — all gone.
I wiped out nearly half my account — Thanos’d those fuckers and now I’m sitting with cash. The market had ebb’d when I hope it would flow. Ergo, and this goes without saying, I needed a clean slate to work from. I had disgraced myself and blackened my good name by buying a sundry of ne’erdowell stocks that didn’t make any sense now. It’s important that I remain clean and fresh, brightly lit at all times for new readers — fucked faces traveling the windy roads of finance for the first time — young and overzealous — stupid and unable to invest properly.
“The Fly” is a beacon of hope — a symbol of wanton prosperity and a reflection of what the best of American industry and society has to offer. Having said that — off for another sandwich.Comments »