One of the more humorous developments of my ongoing internet saga is the persistent willingness of “readers” aka “FLANS” to offer their tiny tidbits of advice. Mind you, this advice sometimes is delivered in the form of a roadside bomb or by gentle comments left on my bastard of a blog. Well, I am here to tell you, in the most generous of ways, to “fuck off and mind your p’s and q’s,” a favorite term of Grandpa Fly by the way. “The Fly” does not require your services and finds it, shall we say” reprehensible,” that a person of your low class standing in life would even dare talk to me, let alone offer advice.
Might I suggest a website of lesser quality for you to peruse and talk, in order to feel, shall we say “more at home?”
iBankCoin is the beluga caviar of this financial blog game. We are to finance blogs what Yankee fans are to Mets. Do not fuck with us, else our attorneys will be contacting you shortly.
Do not ask questions about the markets, when it is not open, for I am not interested in talking to you about it. If I sound somewhat “perturbed” it is because I have an early morning flight to the gayest coast in America tomorrow; and I am busy packing my bags into the old space shuttle. So if you’re in Kansas, or some ridiculous state like that, and witness some UFO in the sky dropping garbage all over your bullshit park, feel safe in knowing it is “The Fly” en route to SD (no relationship to the publicly traded company with the transvestite CEO).
As for the markets: I will make lots of money, AND MORE, shortly—as it is bounded by the laws of mathematics.
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