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Your Opinion is NOT Required

One of the more humorous developments of my ongoing internet saga is the persistent willingness of “readers” aka “FLANS” to offer their tiny tidbits of advice. Mind you, this advice sometimes is delivered in the form of a roadside bomb or by gentle comments left on my bastard of a blog. Well, I am here to tell you, in the most generous of ways, to “fuck off and mind your p’s and q’s,” a favorite term of Grandpa Fly by the way. “The Fly” does not require your services and finds it, shall we say” reprehensible,” that a person of your low class standing in life would even dare talk to me, let alone offer advice.

Might I suggest a website of lesser quality for you to peruse and talk, in order to feel, shall we say “more at home?”

iBankCoin is the beluga caviar of this financial blog game. We are to finance blogs what Yankee fans are to Mets. Do not fuck with us, else our attorneys will be contacting you shortly.

Do not ask questions about the markets, when it is not open, for I am not interested in talking to you about it. If I sound somewhat “perturbed” it is because I have an early morning flight to the gayest coast in America tomorrow; and I am busy packing my bags into the old space shuttle. So if you’re in Kansas, or some ridiculous state like that, and witness some UFO in the sky dropping garbage all over your bullshit park, feel safe in knowing it is “The Fly” en route to SD (no relationship to the publicly traded company with the transvestite CEO).

As for the markets: I will make lots of money, AND MORE, shortly—as it is bounded by the laws of mathematics.

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97 comments

  1. Real Texan

    Just letting you know we are reading even on weekends. We are waiting for the tea leaves to tell you how to trade so you can pass it on to us. Hopefully, the market takes off this week.

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  2. Kamikaze Ben

    daaam nice one fly

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  3. skogie1

    Fu-cking Rights

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  4. maineman

    so what exactly are you saying the market is going to do, then? 🙂

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  5. arch

    fly , when are you comming back from the west coast ?

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  6. noodle

    man wit a plan is a man wit confidance

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  7. Really Gay Guy

    What about compliments? Ae we allowed to compliment you on your investing prowess?

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  8. Goldie

    The crashtards seem to be out in full force this week so rally is imminent..

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  9. JakeGint

    After all, it’s good to be the king…

    (Funny, but edited out the “pull” gag, which is annoying)

    __________

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  10. slim

    Fly, have a great trip to La Jolla. I just got back from Lake Geneva WI for a final summer hurrah before school starts for the kids.

    Bought a fistful of SPY calls Friday, should be a great week. Travel safely.

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  11. d-bezel

    Yeah, enjoy your trip, sir.

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  12. HonoluluTrader

    La Jolla is gay !

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  13. Pete

    Sir, enjoy your trip to SD.

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  14. Alvari40

    All you fags that denigrate my home state of California can just stay home and never visit this fine place – we will not miss you. (sorry Fly, I feel compelled to defend my beautiful state and the decent people that live here. I know, you may equally feel compelled to ban me. Let it happen.).

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  15. TA

    Fuck

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  16. Defbuddah

    Literally the gayest coast yes, but literally F to the right coast.

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  17. john

    la jolla is the best. you will agree next week. Have Danny scate you over to old town for some tequila and tacos.

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  18. Jayla

    La holla has nothing on Mancelona, MI. Actual town btw, 5 miles from Gaylord, MI. Not kidding.

    Also, you all talk a lot about things being gay for a bunch of supossed straight guys. As a psychologist and gay man, i gotta say there is nothing more gay than talking about gay. Im just sayin

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  19. JC

    First merger off the monday merger boat.

    http://www.smh.com.au/business/prime-surges-on-merger-decision-20100823-13dz8.html

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  20. Trading_Nymph

    For me it’s not opinions but just trying to figure it all out and talking a lot in this great classroom….btw I was reading vintage Soros last night…he was so fustrated in 1986 because he saw the mess everyone was making and couldn’t understand why the market wouldn’t pull back…..I kept saying to myself, Oh George I feel the same way right now…it actually seemed to have so many of the same qualities with Govt intervention trying to stimulate the economy, etc…….felt like I was reading about 2010….fwiw.

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  21. drummerboy

    hey daddy warbucks,opinions count.and you know that.or else no one would be here.dont gloat in the fact that you and howie are witnessing the slow death of tscm. its evolving,his old,is now your new.

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  22. randy

    Ur a fukn idiot, bac will b under 10 before it gets to back where u bought it

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  23. Testo Sterone

    West Coast has Baja offroad racing, Alaska crabbing, and mountain climbing.

    East Coast has sailing.

    Guess which coast delivers the most domesticated. establishment-humping, whipped pussyboys?

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  24. randy

    Ur only as good as ur last trade and with 10 percwent cash, how do I say this? Ur fucked

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  25. Diver Dan

    LMAO !
    Oh oh…there are some really sensitive pansies (aka Californians) who might seriously flip out because they can’t handle being teased.
    I assume this does not include advice on how not to kill your lawn.
    hehehe

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  26. Rand

    Good mornin to you all! Have a good tradin day.

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  27. Cascadian

    Methinks the Fly doth protest too much.

    What alternative lesser website is suggested?

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  28. JakeGint

    Zombies make mint!

    ________

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  29. TheV.King

    Since no one on this thread is “talking” about banking coin I feel the V.King should ask the benevolent Fly to ban all of you skid stains…

    Also note that finding what you think is something interesting on Youtube and posting it is VERY GAY! As the Fly has demonstrated he is a master blogger and you are a worthless piece of crap which not even your un-born children will like. NO ONE NEEDS TO SEE YOUR YOUTUBE DISCOVERIES!! Just shut up, sit down and read the writings of your messiah.

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  30. wilmer

    The Bulls sure are running today….right off a fucking cliff.

    Stupid lemmings.

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  31. WSJC

    I think the West Coast trip requires some old school Ice Cube, maybe a litlle “ghetto bird”

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  32. schneidehouse

    What a bunch of kiss-asses …. with (very) few exceptions.

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  33. Vegastrader

    War is imminent. Big money like Sorros knows. They have been pulling out of stock market before Israel attacks Iran. US will be forced to support Israel. Al-Qaeda will use war to step up attacks on US cities. Attack could happen tonight or next month. It is a no choice war. The world cannot let Iran gain nuclear weapons. China already stepped up their military. Israel is ready. Are you? If you bought gold you are. If you are holding AAPL get ready for another 200 print. I hope I’m wrong. Can we just all be friends.

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    • Purdy

      “It is a no choice war.”

      You’ve swallowed propaganda.

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      • TheV.King

        While all of us realize all you swallow is warm Obama “protein” shakes…

        Jake said you acted like a “spitter” but knew you were a “swallower”….

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        • Purdy

          lol Vacuum King, you only speak for “all of us” in your dreams.

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          • TheV.King

            No “all of us” agree you come off like a self hating liberal cum rag…If you would like to see just go to the top of ibankcoin’s page and click the Purdy is a dick link. Everyone’s IP was downloaded with it last spring. Just click it and vote on the 1st poll “Purdy sucks liberal american hating cock”…so far 100% of the ibank universe agree….

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  34. buylo

    Fly, have you met with Tim yet? What did he advise you?

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  35. Just Kidding

    The crowd is as wrong as my dong is long…

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  36. Trading_Nymph

    This Market is acting just like how I felt last night about it……not knowing what direction it wants to go …..come on SPX, flip a coin and make a choice.

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    • WSJC

      go eat a sandwich.

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      • Trading_Nymph

        Actually I have to work on getting a master calender of Fed District reports to set up….maybe an Ice Coffee…Sandwich has too many cals in it….thanks….what a dull day, on the nyse Advance minus decliner is 3

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  37. jdp

    Welcome to San Diego! PB is a piece of shit…cruise north to del mar/cardiff/encinitas area

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    • C_Farley

      But Mission Beach is where all the girls are…look for Bellmont Park and then walk down the boardwalk right on the beach…

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      • jdp

        true there are a lot of Hua’s down there but i think if the FLY is in town for a few extra days, he should cruise up here to N. County and check out Del Mar Racetracks as there is a lot of talent..

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  38. Le Fly

    The fly has landed

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    • jdp

      you came during the perfect time. the weather just became perfect and all the tourist have left!

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    • Dirk Diggler

      And La Jolla just got fogged in. Coincidence?

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    • Trading_Nymph

      Welcome to our side of the coast……check out real estate if you get a chance. Remember Prop 13 keeps Real Estate taxes from going up crazy….Fly Kids would love the west coast.

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  39. The_Real_Hmmm

    Lots of retail reporting this week and from what I can tell the consumer is moving back down the clothing chain. I can’t wait until everyone looks like a communist in their Walmart clothing and TUES gets a produce section.

    I’m going to do myself a favor and try to make money from your disgusting bodies via the 40% surge in pork bellies over the past month.

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    • Trading_Nymph

      Real Hmm, What is going to amuse me is the huge amount of inventory coming into the holiday season…Retailers made a huge bet we are all better and demand should be great.

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      • Vegastrader

        Nymph what are you trading? What are your positions? What is your port folio size?

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        • Trading_Nymph

          For today AUY up .80, DRR up .76%, FXP up 2.72%, GIVN down .51%, SMN up 2.35 and VXX down 1.14%…which the VXX being down says tomorrow they will try and retest the 1070ish range tomorrow even if German GDP misses probably….the rest is personal………….so what is Yours.

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          • Vegastrader

            Sold out of TNA @ $36.60 and AAPL @ 251.50 during rally this morning. Re-entered AAPL 200 @ 245.50. 85% Cash on closing. Housing market report tomorow is troubling and so is pending war against Iran. Prefer to be either short or in cash.

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  40. Le Fly

    Fuck tourists

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    • TheV.King

      Fly,

      I just spotted Steve the neighbor looking in your windows…..

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      • SteveTheNeighbor
        SteveTheNeighbor

        Yes, that was me. Neighbor Fly asked me to check on the house while he was gone and to make sure the illegal Mexican Gardeners living in his shed don’t break in and have a party. By the way, I did see you V.King watching me and I would suggest you lay off the weights for awhile. It could hinder your dancing moves. And let this be notice to any of you who are thinking of TPing Fly’s house while he is gone. I report directly to the Homeowners Association and Steve, Jr. is up on the roof doing surveillance.

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        • TheV.King

          Mr. Neighbor

          Please remember to water the Fly’s Flotek bush out back…it looks like “schlecht”…maybe a good “spritz” of miricle grow too.

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  41. No One

    Not selling out, just hedged.
    We are at a very important level, but holding up.

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  42. dumas

    I’m eating sandwiches and going for walks until tomorrow.

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  43. Vegastrader

    YOUR OPINION IS NOT REQUIRED. Yet we still get 86 comments. Why waste time on this side. If you want to know what people with money on the line trade go on the pay side. This side has become a blog for bored housewives from California. The PPT blog and user notes is where the real action is.

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    • 86 comments and counting...
      86 comments and counting...

      don’t forget all of the spam / blocked-for-content messages that never saw the light of day.

      when you include all of the “full retard” comments that are in the moderation queue, the number of comments for this post likely jumps to 300+

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  44. 8

    If you have time, check out the Desert Garden at Balboa (next to the Rose Garden). Amazing plants that certainly inspired Dr. Seuss. Lots of other gay things to do at Balboa too.

    http://www.balboapark.org/in-the-park/organizations.php?catID=8

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  45. T MOE

    ISLN baby!!!!!!!

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  46. DANANDREAS

    ah shit someones mad because they were wrong about $TNA… awwww buddy its ok it’ll rebound one of these days weeks months

    i just feel bad for whoever pays for PPT… suckas

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