Do not fear, I will not sully these grande pages with vacuous self touts. I know the small dick crowd out there feels threatened by my alpha; but that’s because they are people of low quality, stuck in middle class hell. Hey, I’m partly human too. Just last month I reported my personal/aggressive account was down 35% for the year. I wasn’t mad about it because it was +990% last year. I took $100k and tossed it into a highly leveraged account, using only proprietary algorithms provided by The PPT, and turned it into a milly. Most of my losses stemmed from a fucked up ZSL trade gone awry, then a slew of option trades gone wildly fucked up.
When the market crashed in early August, my big dicked WNR position tanked so hard, I was nearing a house call on that account. Luckily, the market quickly rebounded and WNR lifted off $12 to $18 in a matter of weeks. However, my options account got nuked, due to the short duration of my contracts. It just so happened that I was long $120k worth of short term call contracts (seeded with just $20k), just prior to the crash. Again, this is my GORILLA, RICK ROSS, COCAINE trading account, not managed.
I lost 100k of the 120k in short order and I had a good chuckle over the tragedy. That’s the market and there is never a reason to whine about losership. With WNR and DECK rebounding, I decided to try my hand at options again, this time with a little more cocaine.
On 8/18, I bought the dip on DECK, loading the fuck up on contracts, buying the 77.5 calls at $5.20 and selling them at $10.5 on 8/29. I was back, at least in my options account. With the proceeds ($20k), I bought very little CXO calls for a small win, $3.00 to $3.30. Then I took a break, opting to fuck around with VHC, IPGP and more WNR. I did that and won with style and absoluteness.
Then on 8/30, The PPT was SCREAMING OVERBOUGHT, so I said fuck it and dropped it all ($23k) into TZA calls, positioning in the Sept 40 calls with a cost basis of $4.10. Fast forward a few fucked up days in the market and I sold them yesterday for north of $10. Now my options account is fucking with $56,000.
Yesterday, after having a discussion with my bathroom urinal shadow (think Mr. Grady from The Shining), I dropped it all into TNA calls, varying in durartion, but mostly Sept 40’s, cost basis of around $3.50 on the 40’s. The market broke the fuck out today, sending the 40’s, $41’s, $42’s and $43’s ripping. Now that bullshit 10k account is worth $105,000.
I’m not done.
Mid-day, I bought $10k worth of VMW Sept 90’s, for about $3.2ish. I’m up 31% on them since this morning. Finally, I doubled my TBT position today for clients, but increased my options position in my personal 3x. Right now I am long the Sept 24 calls, not really giving a fuck about the outcome, having just $15,000 invested.
So, at the end of the day, this account closed at a tad over $108,000, seeded with $10k on 8/18, a return of 1,080%—ROFL. I am still long the Sept TNA calls, TBT, VMW and a shitload of WNR common.
How’s that for crazy?
NOTE: The GORILLA, RICK ROSS, COCAINE account is now breakeven for the year.
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