I know some of you are doing well, others not so much. When I was starting out, I’d hate guys like “The Fly” who always seemed to have an edge, a fucking unicorn with horseshoes up his ass. What you are witnessing here, day in and day out, is over 15 years of market experience, real hard effort handed down by the market Gods, translated into market mastery. I never fucked around with time and I never ever waste it. There are somethings you can learn, other things you need to experience for yourself. There is nothing like being baptized with fire to help you understand that shit is hot.
iBankCoin attracts a younger demographic, partly due to my policy to ban anyone older than 47.5, and also due to my unique style and choice selection of vocabulary. With youth comes arrogance and outright ignorance. Let it be known, if you are under 25 years old, you literally know nothing. You might be brilliant; but you haven’t lived. Believe it or not, I am not trying to besmirch you fucking children, but teach you what you need to be taught.
Do not let this market discourage you. People will approach you and say “hey, fuck that stock market shit. It’s for cock-goblins. Get yourself a real job.” Immediately, you should punch that person in his fucking face. Don’t let anyone get away with that sort of jargon, especially when there are space alien magicians offering magic for free on the internets.
Speaking of which, I am now +80% overnight on my TNA calls. I am not selling until The PPT registers OVERBOUGHT. In case you didn’t know, yes, it was OVERSOLD yesterday and TNA was OVERSOLD, for the first time in awhile.
Over the years, I’ve lost so much money, in so many oddball scenarios, you’d be amazed. Rarely do I get upset over lost coin. Unlike Mrs. Fly, who strokes the fuck out at the sight of a $1k loss, but has no issues spending $1k on bullshit shoes, I flick my cigar ashes at them. If you want to become a pro in this business, you need to control your fucking emotions. The most important aspect of investing is knowing your talent. If you know you suck balls, avoid going all in, since you’re a fucking idiot moron and will lose it all in one trade. Make small trades. And if you are from down south, quit drinking moonshine at the desk you fucking hillbillies.
“The Fly” has shit to do now and doesn’t have time to play games with your kind on the internets. His stocks are sprinting the fuck higher and his allocation is now 70% long. Year to date gains are stretching today, now at new highs of +18%
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