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THE WNR STANDS TALL IN A SEA OF PERVERSION

Fucking Europe is messing with my mojo again. The Chief economist of the ECB resigns and world markets plunge? Pardon me, but that guy was a fucktard and a hawk. Stark is out and someone with gorilla cocaine in his pocket will be in. This is not a reason to sell stocks. But then again, you fuckers sell stocks when someone sneezes sideways.

My options are getting battle axed to the head. However, my WNR is standing tall, despite deviants trying to chop it down. At the present, WNR represents 30% of my holdings and I intend to bash the fucking brains in of those who are betting against me. Believe me, it’s not paranoia when people are really out to get you.

The bottom line: today’s sell off is fraudulent. It is based around lies, purported by people wearing burlap hoodies and florescent green pants made from velcro.

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28 comments

  1. J

    Developing?

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  2. Frog Playing a Colorful Accordion Song for Bernanke
    Frog Playing a Colorful Accordion Song for Bernanke

    LOL, someone just got off the boat that is sailing in the sea of perversion where the WNR is standing tall.

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  3. Old Salt

    Tall? July 2007 was tall.

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  4. TraderCaddy

    Done for the day here.
    Up 2% SMH from buy pt. and more on LRCX,AMAT.
    Going to practice putting and sleeping- in that order.

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    • Quint

      You got a belly putter…it’s all the rage.

      I think they are all cheaters and the belly putter should be banned.

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      • Caffeinated

        Bullshit. Anyone who consistently manhandles SMH for a profit every day must have a Wilson 8802 in the bag. A real man’s putter (no homo), just like Gentle Ben.

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      • HalfBloodPope

        Agree Quint on belly putter. They are almost as gay as tummy sticks.

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  5. J

    Fly

    The Stark resignation is a worry. It doesn’t matter what you or I think of the fucker, however the average German will listen to this dude when he gets out and starts writing critical articles in Mein Fuhrer Daily about the ECB’s massive junk bond holdings.

    Whichever way you look at it, it’s a pretty big setback I reckon and another in the coffin in the European Projects as those garlic eating Frogs I used to work with referred to it.

    Fuck’em, let them all burn to a crisp and this time no Marshall plan.

    The other interesting thing is that finally China seem have bought enough Billions of Euros as the currency heads into the dirt.

    I reckon they can’t hold it up anymore, as they have so many Euros now.

    We could low 1.30 next week I reckon especially with one bad weekend Main Fuhrer article this weekend.

    oops I don’t mean Mein Fuhrer Daily.. It’s Der Speigel.

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  6. eithan

    lol if i follow correctly just a few days ago you said the market should fall soon and you’re making a sellshort list now the declines are a fraud ?

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  7. Quint

    Ironic how 10-years ago Bin Laden’s plan was that the attacks would help bankrupt America…looks like we took care of that ourselves.

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    • The Fly

      Oh yes. The terror attacks bankrupted us and half of Europe through absurd wars. Fuck, we didn’t even take their oil to offset our expenses. All we did was deplete the treasury for the benefit of the military.

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      • Quint

        Eisenhower warned you…no one listened.

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      • J

        And for the second act.

        On Australian Lateline interview.

        “Former CIA bigwig Michael Scheuer said on Lateline last night that Obama has just installed an outfit in Libya whose members would be shot as Taliban in Afghanistan.”

        The Euros aren’t getting much oil from this lot.

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  8. prospectus

    If we close under 1150 I’ll be looking for my burlap crash helmet and Velcro rodeo chaps

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  9. Dr Funk

    Dicker. ha

    Dan Dicker: Spread Between Brent and WTI ‘Ridiculous’
    Independent oil trader Dan Dicker thinks the spread between Brent crude [LCOCV1 114.21] and WTI [CLCV1 87.72] could hit $35.

    http://www.cnbc.com/id/44444148

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    • The Fly

      Spread will hit $50

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    • kedzilla

      Dick(suck)er doesn’t know that Alberta closes the tap at $54/barrel then (unprofitable below for tar sand oil). Good luck seeing crude below $54 for an extended period of time.

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    • Po Pimp

      Why in the fuck would he recommend CHK as a Brent oil price play? They are something like 15% oil in their production profile and I think 0% of that realizes Brent pricing.

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  10. bravo

    Gents, does one show face (gravatar) around these parts?

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  11. bravo

    “How”….

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  12. bravo

    voila….

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  13. Blind Read Ant

    “…burlap hoodies and florescent green pants made from velcro.”

    Totally, and a pair of Adidas.

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  14. checklist

    the resignation of a hawk is probably actually bullish…

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