iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
23,460 Blog Posts

GET ON THE FUCKING MAGIC CARPET

You fuckers doubted “The Obama” and will now pay the price for it.  Obama, with all of his might and power, will produce 1 billion jobs tonight, ushering in a new era of prosperity and dominance for America throughout the universe. Our spaceships will crush Russian satellites for sport and laser beam their spaceships to boast,  then drop space junk on the fucking Iranians out of arrogance.

I see a lot of you lunatics talking about my WNR and how the magical number of $18 is of some importance. No it isn’t you idiots. The number 18 is no more important than the number 999. Get off the fucking crack pipe and avoid talking about my positions as if they were your own.

Remember, when you come to iBC, you better respect the things that I say, else it’s off with your mustache. I’ve been very patient with you. I even let retards (ALF) post on my blog, making all sorts of nonsensical comments, with oddball sentence structure and syntax.

Look, “The Fly” is “Rick Ross’n” is right here, with WNR, VMW, TNA sprinting higher. Sometime soon, I will book my profits and chill the fuck out, unwind under the sun, drinking bourbon neat. You shouldn’t be concerned with my reservations right now, however.

Just get on the fucking magic carpet and enjoy the ride.

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64 comments

  1. Aladdin

    Free rides today. Where you want to go?

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  2. discoordinated

    Just shorted FSLR at 90.64

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  3. kedzilla

    I expected a Steppenwolf youtube.

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  4. Goose

    I hope that Obama wears Yellow-tinted shooting glasses tonight. No Particular reason.

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  5. eithan

    i wish to know how old r u?

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  6. Prospectus

    Well, Obama did get rid of Carol Bartz on his watch, so there’s that

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  7. bravo

    I had to check out the lyrics of this Grammy Artist “Ross” guy…especially the LiL Wayne part…just…wow….wow…

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  8. alf44

    Sir Fly … I am forever grateful for your compassion and generosity in allowing me to post here !

    BTW … your DECK is risin’ !!! (as it were)

    Nice call !!!

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  9. Mr. Cain Thaler

    Taking it to the Northeast corner.

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  10. The Fly

    I CURSED MY VMW with this post.

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  11. HalfBloodPope

    Looks like I found a new ring-tone.

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  12. TraderCaddy

    So that’s Rick Ross.
    Looks like the cabbie who drove me to LaGuardia when I was last in NYC.

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  13. Colonel von Ryan

    I don’t think that buying WNR at 16.50 and selling it at 18 is idiotic unless Webster changed the definition…

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  14. j

    “I see a lot of you lunatics talking about my WNR and how the magical number of $18 is of some importance. No it isn’t you idiots.”

    Lol

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  15. franky

    LOL

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  16. Gagarin

    First try to get your crappy shuttles into space, then we can start talking about races with sputniks.

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  17. j

    “Wall Street falls ahead of Obama speech”

    Tell us something we don’t know.

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  18. Po Pimp

    “I’m sellin’ dope, straight off the iPhone.”

    They got an app for everything.

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  19. The Fly

    look at that 75 point reversal since this post was published.

    Fade the Fly

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  20. echeshier

    Some Blantons or Bookers neat sounds good right about now…

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  21. CAP

    Get on the $SVM train. $16 just a few months back down to $7 now $9 and rising fast.

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  22. TraderCaddy

    It is being reported now that the FBI has just raided the Bankrupt Solyndra solar Co. that collected millions of stimulus $$.
    One of their investors is Kaiser, a FOO (Friend of you know who).
    And WH logs show numerous trips by Co. officials to the WH.
    Could be fun.

    http://dailycaller.com/2011/09/08/solyndra-officials-made-numerous-trips-to-the-white-house-logs-show/

    http://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/local/FBI-at-Solyndra-Headquarters-129455348.html

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  23. big snacks

    bonds are ripping…no bueno

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  24. big snacks

    fly,

    what could obama propose tonight that would actually help? and is realistic

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  25. big snacks

    he needs to think outside the fn box

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  26. Quint

    These guys are harder to understand than the folks on Swamp People…

    Need some subtitles like in “Airplane”.

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  27. Good Shepherd

    Why is the PG being dissolved?

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  28. Caruthers

    You fuckers run around commenting like headless chickens. Chill the fuck out. Even if your entire $7,500 ING account goes bust, you’ll live to see another day.

    This comment is selling dope straight off the iPhone.

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  29. 'merica

    I must say, you have a pretty cool playlist… FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!

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  30. nomercy

    EUO
    Proshares ultra short EURO

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  31. Michael

    I am new to SHOMP (PPT)! Can you give a refresher on this years ob/os scores? Are the numbers the same for all stocks, indexes and ETF or does it depend? If you have done it before, and you post a link?

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  32. Trading_Nymph

    Ruggy liked my Dr Suess analysis vs my slang jargon I use…so, here it goes…As the Who Boys and Who Girls cry because the BoE said no, ECB said no, and even the great Clam said no..they said Sam does China have Green Eggs and Ham? Ah China said, our CPI you shall see is that the price of Ham, let alone our Green Eggs are still way too above the mean, we can’t cut our rates because the global economy makes us pay and pay. So leave us alone, China did say, we are going on Vacation this very day..we will be back Tuesday and of course we will slow, Our Major Holiday week is just two weeks away..and we must all play…lol…so take our high CPI tonight and go away because you are not getting any Ham today.

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  33. ruggyup

    The Bernanks is and has been undeniably the world’s worst public speaker since before Demosthenes swallowed his pebbles.

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    • Mad_Scientist

      My only criterion for what kind of speaker he is is how the market reacts to his speech.

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  34. Taco

    Excellent music video. iPhone will want to use this in their advertising.

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