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AUDIBLE: Preparing for a Crash

I am sensing a major flush out into the bell. No one will want to stay long into a potential Greek default, early next week. I misjudged the timing on these events, thinking we had more time to boil the dog. Sadly, time has run out and the dog is readying to be served, apple in mouth. Of  course this is a mortifying visualization for you dog lovers, which is why I wrote it. The world is forced to eat dog sandwiches and no one wants them.

Are you going to have yours with olive oil or kraut?

Into the blood, I sold out of FL, TBT, TNA calls, TBT +calls, half of CLF, half of VMW. My current cash position is 60%. Also, going against my better judgement, I took the proceeds from my options trades gone bad and tossed them into TZA calls, short duration, at the money.

Even though I had these visions in my head, promoting Gorilla rallies and Rick Ross songs amidst celebratory executions, things didn’t go my way. I wish they would have; but the market sucks dick. So, instead of dying inside these coffins, I opted to raise cash and hedge my personal account.

Naturally, I will keep WNR and GSVC; but everything else is subject to sale. However, I will not be initiating short positions down at these levels. The risk-reward simply isn’t there, especially due to the lunatic style volatility. It is better, in my opinion, to wait this out and buy a crash, should we be so lucky enough to get one.

UPDATE: I bought 20,000 TLT
UPDATE II: I sold out of CLF and VMW, raising cash to 70%.

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115 comments

  1. The Zombie

    The Fly is God.

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  2. go2mars

    alf wins this round:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2B1QxOmbMZ0

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    • The Fly

      Indeud. Alf wins to live another day. What a character that one is, eh?

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      • go2mars

        He’s a character alright! Polarizing, maddeningly controvercial, occassionally hilarious, occasionally market-clairvoyant (like today), too prolific, and always odd. I thought for sure he’d be going back to melmac for eating cats, presenting us with the syntax of an inebriated grade 8 kid, or being really wrong on this call. He won the round. Will he win the fight?

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        • alf44

          I’m actually considering leaving instructions with my wife … to have that read at my eulogy !

          .

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      • Quint

        AIG

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      • KeepAlf.com

        Dammit.

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  3. checklist

    anger -vs- reason. anger is winning.

    gigantic worldwide temper tantrums -vs- the well being of billions of people…

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    • Great Unwashed

      One sells, or refrains from buying, when one believes that stocks will go down in the future. Anger? I think not. And speaking of reason, do you not think that a worldwide banking crisis and the potential economic fallout could possibly affect future earnings? It may not happen, but it sure as hell can.

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    • Indie

      1914 : Europe population (on all sides) is welcoming the declaration of war with great enthusiasm.

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  4. madrid

    Olive oil on my dog, please.

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  5. burned chicken

    you never find a stray dog in some Asian countries.

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    • xochi

      or a stray dog in Mexico that is not a nursing female. A strange observation I made years ago whilst traveling there.

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  6. Trading_Nymph

    I love the AAPL in its mouth..enjoy your Bow Wow Luau…

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  7. eithan

    gotta love u man don’t the remember how it goes but when the circumstance are changed i changed my opinion and that’s totally u great job.
    bottom line u r one of the honestest guys out there posting it live on your blog

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  8. TraderCaddy

    I go to practice my putting and then I come back to this.
    I miss something?
    Bought some SMH @28.52 (stop @28.45) for a day trade.
    Don’t know why chip makers are holding up but I don’t ask why.
    Although, I wouldn’t be surprised if something about them is in Barrons tomorrow and the guy who runs the printing machines there is buying.

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  9. J Livermore

    My “wanna milly” account started yesterday in SXPU calls with 14K now stands at 24K. Took some today’s profits and bought OCT COF Puts thanks to Le Fly’s Paulson scan in the PPT. To be continued.

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  10. MB

    This is surely not a surprise with 1 year Greek gov bond yields pushing 100%, over 90% for days. Question is, how much of this is priced in? OR is the market just that far behind that the actual default will send us into a vortex of the most epic proportions?

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    • J

      MB

      Those prices don’t worry the Greeks because they aren’t going to the market to fund anymore as the EU funds them at around 5%… stupid fuckers.

      Greek bond prices are just a loose indicator now of what sentiment is like.

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      • Mike

        Fair enough mate. Point was, you don’t see yields like that, nor CDS where they’re at without a default being close to a forgone conclusion; it’s a when not an if. To be honest, who the fuck knows with this market. We continued to melt higher, skirting around Europe all the while the same problems where there. It wasn’t until S&P moved on the US that we finally started to crater.

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  11. Po Pimp

    Really wish you fuckers would quit trying to shake me out.

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  12. J

    This could be one huge fucking head fake by Germany to force the Greeks into agreeing with the deal. It still looks like it would be more costly for the greeks and the Germans to pull out, however you never know in this situation as anyone could pull the trigger. Perhaps the germans have figured out that it would be best for them to let it go and they protect the banks. This shit is really fluid though.

    I’m sort as hell in the Euro, but will get out before the end of the day because you just don’t know what’s cooking.

    I’m also a little surprised 10 year Italian bonds haven’t taken a bigger hit.

    http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/quote?ticker=GBTPGR10:IND&n=y

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    • checklist

      end of the euro hurts germany long term helps everybody else…

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    • Anton

      “This could be one huge fucking head fake by Germany to force the Greeks into agreeing with the deal.”

      Indued.

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    • Mr. Cain Thaler

      This isn’t just about cost, guys.

      There are other issues here at work, like sovereignty, nationalism, and pride.

      Don’t think the Germans are just going to crunch the numbers and go, “well, it’s cheaper for us to pay up and then cede our national identity to some multi-national governmental panel.”

      If we had a common currency with Canda and Mexico, and something like this happened, do you really think we’d just go “all in” and form what amounts to a new culture with the two?

      I doubt it. We’d cut loose and threaten to murder any politician who dared try and integrate us. Because this is America.

      This isn’t a fucking number game to the Germans. It’s their national identity at stake.

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  13. OPEXtrader

    Market Commentary

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgi3HS0uczk

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  14. J Livermore

    Everybody on the planet is watching ascending trendline on the /ES right now.

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  15. Mark

    The 9/11 anniversary threat alert didn’t help either.

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  16. checklist

    nice set of comments today, j

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  17. J

    Fucking Euro just broke through 1.3650.. if it heads into the 1.35’s stocks are going to lose 400+ today.

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    • jose mann

      wouldn’t that mean you can buy stocks cheaper ???
      you should say ‘thank you’ if it happens …

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  18. Ruben the Cuban

    Sold out of my FNSR position this morning, pissed that I didn’t yesterday for a bigger gain. I honestly thought we would get a bounce today after Obama’s speech, oh well. This roasting should present plenty of opportunities for next week.

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  19. jose mann

    the market is fucking me mercilessly, fuck, fuck, fuck
    trying not to answer the fucking phone because I know it is the margin dude calling …

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  20. razorsedge

    dumped tna at 8am,

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  21. Quint

    Watch AAPL for the panic…people are going to start selling what they can to de-risk.

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  22. Hugh Hendry

    Once again, I emerge from the shadows to do my special little jig on the face of champagne socialists everywhere. Can I get a 1.9% on the 10year bond?

    DO THE MOTHERFUCKING HUGH BITCHES

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  23. SkyTrader

    All these people waiting to buy a major flush tells me it won’t happen.

    I wouldn’t be surprised if we trade higher from here.

    The world as we know it will not end this weekend, or this year. Some crack-brained bailout will be crafted. You know it will. Don’t be short when that happens.

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    • jose mann

      no one is expecting a major flush !!!

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    • Mark

      You might be right. But the fact that people still want to buy the dips could also be evidence that we aren’t anywhere near a real bottom. I tend to be a bull so would prefer your thesis. But it’s hard to interpret the recent action with a bull market. The volatility and huge swings we’ve seen both ways strikes me as more consistent with a bear one.

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      • J

        Mark

        This is all a response to Europe and the clusterfuck going on there otherwise the US market would have been fine.

        However if Greece goes the US market will lose 1000 points easy.

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      • SkyTrader

        True — but a bailout will trump a bear. I’m staying mostly long. Actually I just sold most of my VXX and FAZ hedges. I see internals improving somewhat here.

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        • Mark

          Unless investors decide they’ve seen this movie before and know how it ends. Anyway, I hope you’re right because I’m net long too.

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    • J Livermore

      Le Fly thinks it is highly likely which in itself raises the probability of Le Flush.

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    • J Livermore

      SkyTrader,
      Do you see that giant bear flag on your SPY chart?? It’s staring right at you. No way we don’t break down sooner than later.

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      • SkyTrader

        Yep I see it JL. I wouldn’t count much on TA these days though. News is driving this market right now.

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  24. TraderCaddy

    Isn’t there a G7,14,28-(pick a number)this weekend and isn’t there also a likelihood of short covering ahead of same?

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    • J

      It’s a Europe thing, TC so G7 bullshiters wouldn’t say much.

      There could be something coming out this weekend, but these eurotrash move at glacial pace.

      Euro emergency time seems to be like 3 months.

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  25. The margin dude

    Fuckers, pick up your phones!!!

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  26. Quint

    Not a good day for the Paulson funds – what I’d give to be a fly(no pun) on their wall today.

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  27. drummerboy

    greece goes down the shitter, or warren just dies cause he got buyers remorse.

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  28. J Livermore

    Another “Paulson Short” JOE getting crushed on big volume. PPT !!!

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  29. TMoe

    Into the FAZmobile

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  30. razorsedge

    http://youtu.be/8Ba9nHBgpRo fly did u make this vid?

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  31. Gonzales

    EUO anyone?

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  32. J

    Thinking about it more. No one is leaving the euro, although Greece may receive a haircut.

    It’s almsot i9mpossible to leave the euro and would be like say the Scottish leaving the the British monetary union.

    So what to do?

    Perhaps buy some tits ‘n arse TNA on the close, maybe?

    It’s fallen 10%.

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  33. Gromalomus

    I’m seriously thinking of taking my cash and buying that condo site on the moon my brother-in-law is hawking….

    Long: $MOON

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  34. J

    Fuck it, just bought a little TNA and going to freaking bed.

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  35. alf44

    So … let’s recap shall we ?

    .

    Today so far … I have taken partial profits on my SHORT position !

    And … I have added (ie. averaged down) on my LONG “hedge” !

    .

    Watching with great interest the 1150ish level on the S & P Index to see if it can hold !

    If so (wishful thinking) … perhaps we catch a bounce !

    I am NOW Currently :

    ~ 40% SHORT (via TYP)
    ~ 20% LONG (via FAS “hedge”)
    ~ 40% CASH

    I’m GOLDEN !!

    .

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  36. Frog Playing a Colorful Accordion Song for Bernanke
    Frog Playing a Colorful Accordion Song for Bernanke

    Congrats, Alf, for calling this decline. You may be irritating, with all the big spaces and CAPS in your posts. But you sure made a good trade here today.

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  37. dave

    The domino effect will continue to accelerate.
    Iceland, now Greece. Next up will be Italy,
    Spain, perhaps France and the U.K. Once the ball gets rolling, Germany will isolate itself.

    After that we’re next. Gold to the moon, then crater. Stock up on cigarettes and liquor for barter.

    If you are holding longer than intraday, you are setting yourself up to get slaughtered.

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  38. Gromalomus

    My Challenger SRT is paid for and full of gas. The .40 Beretta is loaded and under the front seat as is the Mossberg pump in the trunk. I’m just waiting for the doorbell to ring to find the Fly on my front porch asking for a cup of sugar….

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  39. The Fly

    70% cash TZA hedge into the bell

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  40. J

    Isn’t this important for them to get the next round on money?

    2011 4:14 AM ET

    Greece Committed to ‘Full Implementation’ of Bailout

    The main headquarters of the Greek Finance Ministry sit in Athens. Photographer: Kostas Tsironis/Bloomberg
    Greek Debt Crisis, G-7 Meeting, German Politics

    Play Video

    Sept. 9 (Bloomberg) — German lawmaker Otto Fricke, the budget spokesman for Chancellor Angela Merkel’s Free Democratic Party coalition partner, talks about political solutions to the Greek debt crisis. He speaks from Berlin with Owen Thomas on Bloomberg Television’s “Countdown.” (Source: Bloomberg)

    Finance Minister Evangelos Venizelos dismissed “rumors” of a Greek default, saying the nation is committed to “full implementation” of the terms of a July agreement for a second aid package.

    “This isn’t the first time that this organized wave of rumors over Greece’s default has appeared,” Venizelos said in an e-mailed statement today. “This is a game that’s in bad taste, organized speculation that is directed against the euro region and the euro as a whole.”

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  41. Frog Playing a Colorful Accordion Song for Bernanke
    Frog Playing a Colorful Accordion Song for Bernanke

    Sounds like what the reps from Lehman said right before they went bankrupt.

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    • Mr. Cain Thaler

      Dick Fuld: “Fucking short sellers, ruining this company….(murmur murmur)…What do you mean, we’re out of fucking money!?”

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  42. StocksRider

    All my shorts from yesterday going gung ho obviously. Posted earlier this morning-prognosis so far, thoughts on short term, intermediate term market direction. http://www.ibankcoin.com/peanut_gallery/index.php/2011/09/09/prognosis-correct-so-far-where-are-we-headed-next/

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  43. Billy Bob Thorton

    Alf is God…

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  44. J Livermore

    Don’t tell me this fucker is going to rally into the close.

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    • Frog Playing a Colorful Accordion Song for Bernanke
      Frog Playing a Colorful Accordion Song for Bernanke

      That’s from Stocksrider taking partial short profits there, LOL.

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  45. AlphaBetaBanjo

    Perry looked like he had a badger on his head in debate. Obama looked like he had rows last night. This hurts the market. If Merkel looks hot this weekend SPY 126.90 tested.

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  46. J Livermore

    Pressing “wanna milli” account short into the close.

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  47. Geoduck

    There’s 3 dogs at my house. I’d be happy to donate to the bbq.

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  48. Frog Playing a Colorful Accordion Song for Bernanke
    Frog Playing a Colorful Accordion Song for Bernanke

    Don’t worry about the economy. No problem. We’ll assign our prettiest people to figure out and solve these problems for us. Maybe some of those American Idol winners. That would do it.

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  49. jose mann

    we only lost 300 points, fuck it, no big deal …

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  50. CAP

    Good close for anyone who is short the market. A small rally on a day like this signifies more downside ahead and at the very least a test of todays lows. Charts are ugly. I think the bottom falls out next week. The last few weeks are almost a split image of Aug. Sept. 2008. Similarities are amazing. Substitute Lehman for Greece or vice versa. Fasten your seat S&P 800 in the cards late Sept early October.

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  51. jose mann

    I thought S&P 900 is the bottom per Sir Fly …

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  52. Toobusytootrade

    Just like the over reaction to the gulf oil spill – we are shitting ourselves over media melodrama. We’ve become a bunch of pussies. Compared to what we’ve gone thru historically, this Euro crisis is fuck all. It’s like we’re hunkering down for World War 3. Fuck me. Our ancestors would have a laugh. What’s the problem – can’t afford a 50in flat screen? And Obama’s ranting. It’s as if 91% of USA was out of work not the other way around.
    Anyone been to the Gulf lately…

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  53. jose mann

    everybody is fucked, except Sir Fly … he is the trading God !!!

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  54. wiki audi

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