MANY BLESSINGS AND MERRIMENT

Another joyous session for House Fly, higher by 90bps or so.

The new stratagem I have exacted has alleviated the previous pressures of having to choose stocks. I do not need to choose stocks anymore, since the Stocklabs quant does it for me. Now I sit there and draw lines on charts and tactically weigh in and out of ETFs in size for 1% rips all day. With gains nearing 11% for December and markets DOWN 9%, Le Fly has once again proven his bear market mettle and renews his claim that he cannot be fucked with.

May you have a blessed Christmas and enjoy the merriment of loved ones and family members whom you normally hate but tolerate this time of year. Make good memories and try extra hard to be nice.

The west has moved so far radically to the left in recent decades, even the idea of gender is controversial. I’d like to exhibit two ads for this Xmas season of spend.

On one hand is this commercial whereby Grandpa practices putting on make up in order to introduce it to what he views as his gay grandson, more or less cajoling him into becoming trans. Head of marketing at Diageo Ursula Meija-Melgar praised the commercial, calling it “one of the most beautiful projects of my career.”

AMERICAN XMAS: TURN YOUR GRANDSON TRANS
pic.twitter.com/JUngpolxJ1

— The_Real_Fly (@The_Real_Fly) December 23, 2022

On the other is Santa Putin sneaking into an LGBTQ home on Xmas eve and turning kids straight, removing LGBTQ material and what looks like actual people too.

SANTA PUTIN ON THE MOVE — TURNING KIDS STRAIGHT — REMOVING LGBTQ MATERIALS — pic.twitter.com/OOuNZaTmlN

— The_Real_Fly (@The_Real_Fly) December 23, 2022

It’s obvious to anyone paying attention, there are two distinct lifestyle choices being made here by entire civilizations. Without delving too deep into the philosophical differences between east v west — it is a fact that trans people suffer from horrendous bouts of depression and have very high suicide rates. Some will argue this is because they are cast out, feeling different and because of that want to blow their brains out. I am sure there is a little something to that too and I emphasize with anyone who is feeeeeeeeling depressed and not enjoying life to his/her fullest. From purely an anecdotal view point, growing up in the 80s — people were happier. Mass shootings rarely occurred and social discord was significantly lower. This isn’t golden aged thinking either, but statistical facts.

I hold no sway over any of this and cannot offer an elixir to the pangs being inflicted on the west. I feel a deep sense of dread when having to think about raising a young child in this environment where up is down and down does’t exist anymore. But one thing seems clear: these grievances are presently being aired out on the battle field in Ukraine. I know many of my American friends do not believe America/NATO will enter the war. However, if Russia wins this war — it will be over for NATO and represent the biggest humiliation for America in her entire history. So much is at stake and god forbid we enter back into the dark ages when boys didn’t become transvestites at the behest of grandpa.

BEHOLD! The truth comes your way via a bloggery created back in 2007 when people read instead of tweeted and the blogosphere was all the rage.

Let it be known here that I was down 2.8% at the lows — due to covering my shorts in the morning and taking the morning off. It was definitely like shooting fish in a barrel and I am certain I missed out on many great trades. But when I returned, I traded like a space alien magian (SAM), as it customary for men of my status and stature.

The BIG BUZZ out of DC and FBI Twitter today is the Zelensky speech in front of congress yesterday. It seems, apparently so, if you do not support war against Russia and Ukrainian slavic tribalism versus Moscow — you are in fact a TRAITOR to America.

FBI agent, DC office

Truth is, fuck Ukraine — but not for the reasons you think. When I say “fuck Ukraine” it has little to do with Ukrainians but instead the GLOBOHOMO schemes of my country. Ukrainians have no idea whom they are allying with and it’ll end the same, just like in Afghanistan. All of those wonderful GENDER STUDY programs at Kabul University have been closed. So very sad. The war against Russia, a land power, cannot end in victory for Ukraine — an inferior land power without independent means for arms production. Even if NATO went ALL IN against Russia, we still could not win in Ukraine. Ergo, and this goes without saying, we are boring witness to ONCE AGAIN ruinous NEOCON schemes that will fail — because they are incompetent and cannot govern. Let me clarify.

Over the past 4 decades the neocons have grabbed control of the west, especially America. Their wealth and power got them there — but their incompetence and spiteful hubris will be their downfall — because they do not govern with grace. They govern out of malice and without meaning. Their end goal is money and oppression and based upon the unwritten laws of man — this is a failing stratagem.

I closed the session down just 43bps, hugging RECORD HIGHS because I in fact trade with grace and meaning, a purpose rooted in greatness and fellowship.

GOOD DAY.

Do not look at today’s market rout with forlorn eyes. Just as Americans hate America because of its government — you too should hate the Federal Reserve for what they’re doing to your stocked market. We can’t seem to hike rates fast enough, after ZIRP for a decade amidst the caitiffs running about in their under-garments perverting western finance with cheap money and schemes. Those schemes have now come due and there is no one else to hold their bags. Inflation is on fire and the war in the Ukraine has truly caught them all in one room naked with cocaine all over their faces.

Christmas has been canceled and has been canceled for some time now, as America deluges into depravity and rot amidst its puppeteers psyoping them to death to the point they don’t even know if they’re girls and boys anymore. This sort of sordid recklessness cannot and will not survive the fires and when the fires are burning, do not look at them and hope for a fireman in fashionable red attire and an ascot twisted around his neck to shoot water from his Gucci hose — but instead watch it and find solace in watching it burn — for the great reset we all need this holiday season is renewal by destruction — out with the status quo and in with traditional norms.

GOOD AFTERNOON.

Enjoyooors —

This is not the time of year to be forlorn and ruin an otherwise fantastic year which saw stocks down in the order of 25%. After all, the pagan holidays loom and I’m pretty sure you all have all purchased thousands of dollars worth of stuff and have wrapped them in fancy festive foil in order to open them up like a retarded child on Xmas morning and to feign surprise.

Oh, I know what you’re thinking:

“What an evil bastard this Fly guy is. Who the hell does he think he is anyway?”

I won’t bother to convince you of my many virtues but instead challenge you to stop me winning streak. Look at me, crazy as fuck just rampaging throughout the marketplace, whilst you struggle like the fucking moron you apparently are — festooned with Ukrainian flair and CIA/FBI merchandise in your closet — because American democracy is the best…bro.

It feels good to preside over the end of this nonsense. We can only hope for the turn to happen quick and with maximum levels of pain.

The bear market will resume first thing 2023.

I made 2.07% today.

Ciao.

I very good day to you Sir!

I write to you now with immense pleasure, having now seen once again my crystal ball has crested my accounts and swelled my purse (PAUSE) to new recourd highs. It would please you to know that I am now up 10.2% for December, up nearly 63% for 2022. All of my trades, every single one of them, posted in real time inside the hallowed confined of Stocklabs. Once upon a time I gave my picks away here for free; but have since grown to understand that giving them to you here, on the free site, is like throwing them away.

They’re for closers only.

The secret to my success is simple: I draw lines on paper and the charts simply do exactly what I tell them to do. I position ahead of time and makes the money.

A stupid man will show you the chart above and highlight the fact that I started that account in 2020 at $100k and say some shit like “if I can do it, so can you.” But the fact of the matter is, I am inexorably better than you, as an investooor, in virtually all aspects of this game. I have natural talents that lend to my success and I have been trading more or less since I was 10. Whilst the lot of you were at home playing video games like nerds, I was teaching myself about stocks. That’s who you are and this is who I am, pal.

Good news everyone: Zelensky is coming to the US to bring Americans Xmas joy, and also cajole you to protect Slavic freedoms at the expense of your children’s lives. The democracy of Ukraine, founded by a violent military coup, is all the rage these days and it’s important we, as Americans, protect that form of government.

I had entered today thinking 100% sure we would collapse today; but that was mostly wishful thinking. I had to close out my SOXS hedge this morning and let my longs run because the buying, well, the buying was a bit too much to stop.

For the entire year I have been bearish and for the entire year markets have been under pressure. However, we’ve had like 10 ONE THOUSAND point rallies too, most of which I’ve missed out on. This is why I’ve let the Stocklabs quant allocate my longs every week, no questions asked. I buy stocks on Monday, 100% long, and the trade around it long and short using leverage.

The net result?

My best returns since May.

It’s Xmas you Scrooge bastards. Get in the consumer spirit you son of a bitch and buy some stocks!

I purposely try to avoid social commentary on the site, not due to lack of interest — but I truly do love stocks more than anything else. It does not matter to me what you’re beliefs are in any facet of life; if interested in stocks — I can talk to you for hours about this stuff.

But let it be said here for posterity, Elon Musk is a hero. His purchase of Twitter has led to the floodgates being opened in the spirit of Julian Assange, revealing a far reaching a malevolent American government infringing like a motherfucker — using Twitter as a psyop machine. We should assume they are doing all of this on all platforms, including Google. The net result has been, at least for Elon: pain.

Shares of TSLA are spiraling lower, now down more than 22% in the past two weeks.

Elon released Twitter files part 8 today. Just wow.

Executives of Twitter were nothing more than appendages, water carriers, for US govt. Truly pathetic. pic.twitter.com/mknXdK5RFY

— The_Real_Fly (@The_Real_Fly) December 20, 2022

As for Tesla, the more Twitter files get leaked into the market the lower the shares go. I do not believe this is a coincidence. Perhaps Elon’s behavior will affect his govt subsidies and contracts? No real edge here, other than to marvel at the spectacle of it all. He had it all and only had to play ball; but he refused and now we are boring witness to an immensely powerful individual go up against the entire Neo-liberal establishment elite.

I closed +46bps, and with a 20% hedge in SOXS.

One of the closely kept secrets on the site is that Le Fly is, in fact, a technical analyst. At night, burning the midnight oils, I often stay awake all night drawing symmetrical lines on top of stock charts, determining the future based off geometrical patterns.

FOR EXAMPLE:

One must respect the lines if one is going to make it in this business.

Forget about FCF or “earnings”. All of that is BAKED IN to this chart, the sum total of all of the feeeeeeelings out there, which should accurately predict the future.

That being said, it seems the overall trend is inexorably lower. It also seems that today’s rally is nothing more, or less than, a weigh station toward’s perdition. The very fabric of this market is made of sugar — soon to be melted away like a cloud of cottoned candy inside the sweaty palms of a over-active child.

Last night the BOJ expanded the trading range for their 10yr bond, reminiscent of actions taken on Christmas of 1989. The result was sharply lower stock prices in Japan, a soaring yen, and notion that the BOJ had lost control. The whole “yield curve control” by central banks are a complete scam — and so is QE. As a matter of fact, the only reason why we have central banks is for banks to set the price of money — also a scam.

The NASDAQ is up 25, a great improvement from opening prices. Natty is off by 10%, WTI -1%, and silver is +4.7% — because rumors have circulated that Elon Musk followed a fucking silver account on Twitter — which of course means Elon will now attempt to “break the Fed” via large purchases of silver.

I’m +67bps, even though I am down on two hedges at 20% of my portfolio. My intention was to NOT TRADE the morning and come back to trade and trade well. However, it looks like my schemes to keep the inverses in place backfired. NEVERTHELESS, I remain at record highs and continue to make new, fresh highs — +60% YTD.

BOTTOM LINE: We are not oversold and we are still expensive. Just because stocks are down doesn’t mean they can’t go even lower. PREPARE FOR ANOTHER LEG LOWER!

INSHALLAH.