Con Edison Asks Residents of Heat Stricken NYC to Turn Off Air Conditioners and to Use Fans

What’s the point of modern amenities if we’re unable to use them? The heatwave in NYC is reaching extreme levels. The humidity levels are making it feel like 108 degrees outside, which is wreaking havoc on the Con ED power grid. My question is this: how is this fucking possible?

With a government sanctioned monopoly and free cash flow coming out the wazoo, this disgraceful company continues to cut corners and leave its paying residents exposed to problems readily deemed routine in the 19th century.

Consolidated Edison Inc. is asking New Yorkers to use fans instead of air conditioning as it struggles with electrical problems in several areas after demand reached a weekend record of 11,855 megawatts on Saturday.

The National Weather Service suggests ignoring the dangerous advice given by the fucking caitiffs at Con ED.

The National Weather Service, which put New York and other areas across the northeastern U.S. on an excessive-heat warning, has a different message.

“Use air conditioning to stay cool at home or go to a place that has air conditioning,” the weather service said in a warning to New Yorkers on its website. “Check on vulnerable friends, family members and neighbors.”

What’s the point of a greedy fucking monopoly ripping off its customers with absurd rates if they can’t even provide basic, life saving, service?

In response to a NY Times article, which painted a picture of a boyishly chaotic, helicopter buzzing, Trump candidacy in shambles, holding secret meetings in an effort to recapture the favor of blatantly rigged polls–Trump went fucking nuclear.

Additionally, he pointed out how his candidacy was more against the ‘crooked media’ instead of ‘crooked Hillary.’ Lastly, he threatened to revoke the credentials for the NY Times because of their fiction laden reporting. If elected, I wonder how that would affect the shareholders of NYT?

Full speech.

Happy Sunday in America.

Blacks hunting down whites in streets of #Milwaukee, the true racists revealed #MilwaukeeUprising #BlackLivesMatter pic.twitter.com/OVs2Y65WeY

— Trent B (@Trentsickle) August 14, 2016

This is embarrassing. #Milwaukee pic.twitter.com/It1wkX7eTZ

— Charter (@hoodsonco) August 14, 2016

I am sure futures will jump on reconstruction prospects.

ZH has the full scoop.

I have a good friend of mine who works in this shadow credit industry. Essentially, they lend large sums of money to people or corporations with poor creditworthiness. The people they lend to need the money to stay in business or to make investments. Because the capital markets are closed to them, just like ordinary folks using their 38% credit card at the mall, they accept very high yields and nervous terms in order to get access.

My friend started this business in 2008 after the world blew up. It was an easier environment for him then. The crazy part about this IMF research note, speaking to China’s insanely large shadow banking system, is that it comes at a time when things are supposed to be dreamy.

Make no mistake, this isn’t a positive note when discussing China’s credit situation, especially when taking into consideration their growing NPL problem.

International Monetary Fund staff said that 19 trillion yuan ($2.9 trillion) of Chinese “shadow” credit products are high-risk compared with corporate loans and highlighted the danger that defaults could lead to liquidity shocks.

The investment products are structured by the likes of trust and securities companies and based on equities or on debt — typically loans — that isn’t traded, staff members John Caparusso and Kai Yan said in a report released Friday.

The commentary highlighted the potential for risks bigger to the nation’s financial stability than from companies’ loan defaults. While loan losses can be realized gradually, defaults on the shadow products could trigger risk aversion that’s harder to manage, the report said.

The “high-risk” products offer yields of 11 percent to 14 percent, compared with 6 percent on loans and 3 percent to 4 percent on bonds, the commentary said. The lowest-quality of these products are based on “nonstandard credit assets,” typically loans, it said.

In a separate document in a bundle released by the IMF, the Chinese banking regulator was cited as saying that banks’ exposures to “nonstandard credit assets” were a key concern, with moves already made to require higher provisioning against such exposures than for regular loans.

With today’s retail sales in the dumps, investment banks and the Atlanta Fed scrambled to cut their growth projections for the U.S. economy for the third quarter. Just last week, all of the fucktards at CNBC were sucking each other’s dicks, elated by a seemingly runaway +4% growth rate, which has now dissolved into nothing at all.

It’s like a snowman at the beach in the middle of August.

As such, Morgan Stanley slashed estimates by an astounding 50bps today to 1.9%, which may still be optimistic, given that every aspect of the economy, aside from retail sales, shrunk in Q2.

The Atlanta Fed, however, is far more optimistic at 3.5%. They just slashed their estimates too, but it’s a whole 1.6% higher than Morgan’s models.

One of these models is forged together by complete idiots. Time will tell who get the L.

Ladies and gentlemen,

You’ve survived yet another week of a rigged market in a sinking economy. But that’s just curmudgeon Fly lashing out at the world. If you knew my perspective and understood what seems very clear to me, you’d lock yourselves in the basement, surviving only on a steady diet of saltine crackers and re-purposed water.

Not everyone is as grim as I am these days, which makes a market, naturally. Although I’ve done well in TLT and some of the other trades I’ve take this year, such as my current short in FCX, others have done better. One of them is my right hand man, The Option Addict.

It’s time for all of you to sign up for his boot camp and understand his methods that have resulted in a winship rate bordering on the paranormal.

Aside from that, have a great weekend and try not to inebriate yourselves to the point of personal embarrassment and humiliation.

I understand your proclivity towards debasing yourselves, friends, and family, through a mawkish endorsement of a market that is literally being propped up and manipulated by grifters. I get it. We all want a piece of the pie. The only problem with your assumptions is that you believe the grifter wants you to succeed. Everything our genteel modern society endeavors to achieve coalesces around a dark body of water filled with man eating alligators. High taxes, onerous regulations, deleterious immigration and trade agreements are all designed by devils to increase profit margins for the 0.001% and send you to the onion patch to slave under garish conditions.

The superlative methods by which the central banks have convinced the masses that their economies weren’t falling down is an achievement unto itself. But you cannot hide the nascency of a dystopian society forming around our parasitic retail landscape, the very essence and engine of America’s economy.

A Byzantine endgame approaches. We’re at a Morton’s Fork in the road and the outcome is all the same. Productivity is plunging and every single aspect of the economy shrunk in the second quarter, only saved by a seemingly miraculous 4.2% spike in retail sales. Well, guess what? Retails sales came in at ZERO for the month of July. Morgan Stanley just slashed GDP estimates by a full 50bps to 1.9%.

The vainglorious caitiffs, with all of their temerity, will attempt to succor an otherwise spiteful republic with promises of opportunity and advancement. They’ll tell you the rivulets in the wake will multiply and form into an ocean of money to be shared and enjoyed by all. But their plans will fail, miserably–because they’re built upon sand by the Whores of Babylon. The gallows will be very crowded, indeed, brimming with big jowled, florid faces, begging for just one more sip of their martinis before having their necks snapped in half–in front of a crest fallen and contemptuous nation.

Other than that, everything is great. Stocks are down 40 points and all of the bipedal primates are preparing to perform vaudeville on the 3:30 ramp.

I’ve been casing the homes of popular bloggers for the past week, waiting for the perfect time to pounce on them and demand they hand over their blogs. I made some gainz this AM, and got away with the following blogs.

NOTE: I retitled them in an effort to mask and hide their true identities, mindful that the jake is watching.

Zerohedge: Millennials Are Fucking Morons

Daily Reckoning: PANIC: Holy Shit, the World is Running Out of Gold!!!

Financial Sense: Iraq Might Shit on OPEC’s Party

Wolf Street: Macy’s Makes Me Walk Past Bras, Stockings and Handbags; DEATH TO MACY’S

The Waiter’s Pad: Please Allow Me To Share My Unhealthy Obsession of SETH KLARMAN with You

NY Times: More Gibberish From James Althucher

Business Insider: 70 #NEVERTRUMPers Wrote a Letter to the RNC Describing Their Hatred for Trump; Ergo, Trump’s Chances of Winning Are Dwindling

Dealbreaker: Trumps Adds 8 Random Nobody Females to Economic Team and One Evil Fucking Hedge Fund Manager

Marketwatch: Fucking Darth Vader is Back

ReCode: Dick Costolo and Twitter Are Fascist Assholes

Uncle Fred!: The Bitcoin Scam Narrative Gets Tokenized

NPR: Greenland Shark Might Be Older Than William Shakespeare’s Corpse

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Post DNCLEAKS scandal, the media is brazen in their outward bias for Hillary Clinton. They see it as their duty to lie and twist facts, while ignoring the litany of horrible offenses by Clinton. Zerohedge hones in on the matter, better than most.

After all, it’s their moral obligation to get Hillary elected, in order to avoid Trump, who’s obviously a tax cheating racist xenophobe liar and a thief scoundrel mentally ill caitiff. All things considered and balanced, that description of Trump sounds good when compared to the demonic drug addled hell hound neocon, who pathologically lies to hurt and injure, almost ritualistically, all in the name of personal gain, which best describes Clinton. If you don’t like it, she’ll have you killed.