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Just When You Thought the Election Couldn’t Get More Bizarre, B. Clinton’s Illegitimate Half Black Son Emerges

Apparently, this man has been around saying this stuff for a long time — but the operatives only now decided to make him known.

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It is the time for surprises, after all. It is October.

You go research it. I have zero interest, other than to inform the people of great fuckeries.

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Russia Withdraws from Hillary Clinton Led Plutonium Clean Up Accord Due to ‘Unfriendly’ Washington

Good news for all of you neocons out there. It appears by blaming Russia for everything under the sun, from getting in the way of sponsoring terrorism to the hacking of emails which revealed wanton corruption at the DNC, there are consequences.

Putin announced today that Russia was suspending their agreement with the US, due to “the emergence of a threat to strategic stability and as a result of unfriendly actions by the United States of America towards the Russian Federation.”

They also blamed Washington for not living up to their end of the bargain, saying that we failed “to ensure the implementation of its obligations to utilize surplus weapons-grade plutonium.”

This was an accord signed by Secretary Clinton and Foreign Minister Lavrov, back in 2010, which called for each side to dispose of 34 tonnes of plutonium.

Clearly, this is in response to both our aggression in Syria and the incessant saber rattling out of the Clinton campaign. Errantly, they seem to wear ‘fuck Russia’ slogans on their bodies, like badges of honor. We make greater efforts at restoring peace with tin pot countries who pose zero threats to national security. But the one country that does pose a threat, Russia, for reasons that defy sanity, we constantly prod and prick and show an enormous amount of disrespect towards. It’s as if our policy leaders were purposely trying to restore the cold war — likely in an effort to ‘enjoy’ an increase in spending for the military-industrial complex.

Generals gotta general.

Russia concludes: “now, taking into account this tension (in relations) in general … the Russian side considers it impossible for the current state of things to last any longer.”

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Pound Falls as Britain Heads for a ‘Hard BREXIT’

The fact that the pound is down 1% on news that Theresa May said Britain would trigger article 50 in March (the mechanism necessary to leave the EU) suggests that the market didn’t think the U.K. would do it. There have been numerous stories and rumors regarding whether or not May would follow through with her promise to leave the EU.

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Now we know she’s serious, as Britain heads towards what many call a ‘hard BREXIT’, which means leading without first getting assurances.

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MACAU IS BACK: Gaming Revenues Gain for Second Consecutive Month, Up 7.4% in September

After falling for two years, following China’s crackdown on grift and wanton depravity, it appears Macau is back. For the month of September, gaming revenues surged by 7.4% — according to the Macau Gaming Inspection and Coordination Bureau.

Last year September revenues had declined by 33% — sending shares of WYNN clown rapingly lower.

While revenues are still down 7.5%, bulls will likely make a spirited effort to clobber and injure casino short sellers with energetic violence today.

Stocks to watch: WYNN, MGM, LVS, MPEL and ETF BJK.

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ROGER STONE: The Wikileaks ‘Motherload is Coming Wednesday’ and Will Be ‘Devastating’ to Clinton Campaign

Former head of the Trump campaign and consummate professional in destroying the hopes and dreams of the Hillary Clinton campaign, Roger Stone, is out with a word of caution to the Clintonites basking in the ‘win’ of revealing Trump took a tax write off during the depths of his financial hardship — pre-comeback.

In an interview with Infowars today, Stone revealed that his sources, who are close to Assange, suggest the ‘Wikileaks motherload’ of information that will be ‘devastating’ to the Clinton campaign will be coming Wednesday — which would explain the sudden ‘leak’ of meaningless drivel by the NYT, in an effort to paint Trump as some sort of crazy billion dollar losing tax cheat. If someone has a billion to write off, you fucking write it off.

It’s a non-story.

BEHOLD.

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Jake Tapper and Mayor Giuliani Debate Trump’s 1995 Taxes and Other Pleasantries

This guy Jake is such a bitch. I like people like Rachel Maddow, Bill Maher and other people who plainly wear their biases on their sleeves. I can respect and accept another person’s beliefs, even if I think they’re suicidal. Hell, if the collective wants the world to burn under the fires of a corporate run governance, so be it. But it’s guys like John Harwood and Jake Tapper who really irritate me, posing as hard news guys — always ambiguously gay and trying to ‘get to the bottom’ of topics.

As you can see by this interview, clearly, he’s Hillary’s bitch.

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Saudi Insurance Stocks Beheaded in Aggressive Trading, Shares Fall to Lehman Era Lows

The losses are impressive and with vigor. Saudi stocks are hitting 7 year lows, the lowest since the good olde days of Lehman (note: Deutsche Bank is NOT Lehman). Moreover and in spite of the new accord that will bring OPEC production halting to a staggering level unseen since January of 2016, no one really gives a shit about the prospects of Saudi prosperity away from the great, fucked, oil trade.

Amongst the hardest hit are in the insurance sector, as the Saudi financials circle the drain awaiting swift and an energetic beheading.

Solidarity -10.7%
Enaya -10.5%
Salama -10.05%
Allied Cooperative -10%
Trade Union -9.9%
Alahli -9.9%
Al-Ahlia -9.7%

Stocks plunge by more than 3% to 2009 levels.

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And, here are the most impressive downside movers for the day.

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Executives from Siemens, Daimler, Munich Re and BASF told German newspaperFrankfurter Allgemeine Sonntagszeitung they backed the bank.

“We stand with Deutsche Bank,” BASF chairman Juergen Hambrecht said.

Deutsche Bank is facing a $14bn ($11bn) fine in the US for mis-selling mortgage-backed bonds before the financial crisis of 2008.

Its shares fell sharply last week on fears the fine could cripple the bank, at one point dropping to their lowest level in 30 years.

 

Reinsurance giant Munich Re’s chief executive, Nikolaus von Bomhard, told the Frankfurter Allgemeine Sonntagszeitung that he had followed the news, but saw no need to “reduce our business volume” with Deutsche Bank.

Dieter Zetsche, the chief executive of luxury car firm Daimler, also backed the bank, saying: “Deutsche Bank has a great tradition, a solid foundation and beyond that, a good future ahead. Of that I am convinced.”

Siemens boss Joe Kaeser said that the bank’s management “is pursuing the right goals and has our fullest confidence”

On Friday, Deutsche chief executive John Cryan insisted the bank’s finances were strong, telling staff in an email that the lender had become the object of “hefty speculation” and that “new rumours” were causing the share price to fall.

Reports have also suggested the bank could be close to reaching a deal over a much lower fine of $5.4bn, boosting the shares.

Mr Cryan will attend this week’s annual International Monetary Fund meeting held in Washington where he is expected to try and negotiate a deal with the Department of Justice over the fine.

Last week, the German government also denied reports that it was preparing a rescue plan for the bank – Germany’s biggest lender – in case it could not afford to pay the US fine.

While Deutsche is a relatively small bank globally, it has significant trading relationships with all of the world’s largest finance houses.

In June, the IMF identified it as a bigger potential risk to the wider financial system than any other global bank.

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On a Long Enough Timeline, Eventually Everything is Worth Less Than Zero

The global shit show that is the bond market now encompasses $12 trillion in bonds yielding less than zero. The fuckery isn’t secluded to just the government market, but also corporate. As the supply for bonds dissipates from the market, making degenerates at the ECB and BOJ fraught with panic over where to ‘invest’ their monopoly money, you should expect to see more corporate bonds sink into negative territory.

courtesy of your benevolent central banks

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What can go wrong?

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‘The Fly’s’ Sunday Stroll Throughout the Blogosphere

It’s dangerous out there. Lots of shots being fired and bloggers with axes to grind. But, for the benefit of my loyal and effervescent reader base of deranged lunatics, I’ve gone out to see what they’re all talking about.

NOTE: I’ve taken liberties to translate their titles to read what they’re really trying to say, in an effort to push back against the PC culture.

Zerohedge: Hillary Clinton Enjoys the Same Tax Loopholes as Trump, Only as a Piker

Daily Reckoning: Toss John Stumpf Into an Ass Raping Prison

Ritholtz: IGNORE THE STUPID ANALYSTS; THIS MARKET IS GOING, THE FUCK, HIGHER

Calculated Risk: Important Non-Events for the Week Ahead

Contra-Corner: The Fed’s Keynesian Model is The Devil and is Very Political

Dollar Collapse: Deutsche Bank Isn’t the Only Fucked Bank

Wolf Street: The Restaurant Industry is Predicting a Great Doom is Coming to America

Howard Lindzon: Elon Musk Should Fire Goldman and Raise Money Through Tinned Cup

Recode:  Mark Cuban, Chris Sacca and the Shark Tank Show Are Hosting a Fundraiser for Hillary Clinton

Tech Crunch: $VHC Won Another Huge, Meaningless, Lawsuit Against $AAPL

Venture Beat: Attention Start-Ups: Fuck Business Development People

The Verge: I Want to Teach My Son How to Be a Helpless Moron Who Believes Driving Cars is Retrograde

Uncle Fred!: COMMERICAL INTERLUDE, SPONSORED BY BOISE QUIET COMFORT 35 BLUETOOTH HEADPHONES

Breitbart: George Bush’s Daughter Spotted at The Devil’s Fundraiser

Gateway Pundit: The Enemy of the New America, White Men, Despise Hillary Clinton

Daily Caller: The Black Lives Matter Clown Show Hits Trump Property with Message of Unity and Peace

Heat St: Female American Chess Champion Rejects Islamic Oppression, Boycotting Tournament Held in Iran

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