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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.

The Dow, Nasdaq Bolt Out the Gates — The Very Best Start Since 2006

In my first short story published in 2017, I discussed my grand time during the dot com rise — the ups and more ups that caused me to become a greedy caitiff, believing I was invincible and immune to the pangs of disappointment. In my second story, which I highly recommend — especially for young traders — I outlined how hubris and easy gains nearly ruined me. There is a third part to this story that will eventually be told. Sadly, it might take a few years to complete, as I am too busy with other things now. But the narratives are very relevant for today, as we ascend higher — marking the best start to a New Year since 2006.

Back in 2006, everyone I knew was flipping homes, making fortunes off real estate. Now everyone is buying cryptos and crypto proxies, banking millions.

Right now, I am moving in 100% increments, totally bereft of fear and accustomed to easy money. I’ve been at the forefront in Exodus on this crypto-proxy trade — something that comes in the form of a press release that gifts enormous riches to those lucky enough to partake. While I do not think the party will ever end, some people believe it will. Eventually, enough people will begin to believe it and then a stampede will occur — people taking flight — knocking down the gas lamps on their way out — burning all those left inside alive to a cinder. After the ashes are cleaned up and the venue redecorated, a new party will emerge, with fresh new faces, peppered with the occasional old face who was there before the fire, who knew those who perished, and was aware of the dangers of having cocaine parties amidst gas lamps.

I was once a young face at this party urinating on the gas lamps — but now I’m an older one — a survivor and witness to debauchery gone wrong. Many of you reading this will lose all of your money, AND MOAR, when it all ends and even though I’m warning you directly, you will not heed the warning. You’ve never seen the flesh melt off the bones and the face cracked in half thanks to a stampede of drunken idiots.

All that aside, it has been a fine week and my Quant is +3%. Gains in my discretionary account are too absurd for me to boast about. No one would believe me if I told them. Enjoy the balance of your day and have a good weekend. We’ll make even MOAR next week.

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I HAVE TWO MORE CHINESE BURRITOS STOCKS FOR YOU TODAY

Coming down from my horse after enjoying triumphant victory this morning, long a sundry of stocks all doing very fine and well, I decided to stick my hand in a pile of feces in order to fish for treasure. Upon rummaging through the fecal matter, I believe I found two small things of value, which I will soon have appraised and I hope it ends up being worth my while.

I am back on my horse now, see, and I do not have much idle time to chin-wag with the likes of you. My gains are too spectacular and grotesque to bother doing so. However, I will, on occasion, dictate a few words, here or there, to my private secretary, who will then pass them onto you. Should you need to speak to me directly, leave a message here on the blog and my private secretary will read them and determine if they’re worth brining to my attention.

I am a very busy man now, much busier than you — plus I am richer — which means I do not have time to chin-wag.

Today’s picks are NCTY and KBSF.

Off you go.

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Fly Sales: $CNIT, $CCIH

Had a lot of errands to run this morning and I was unable to enjoy the early runs in both CNIT and CCIH. They were higher earlier — but tis’ is life. I sold both, one for roughly a 100% 1 day return and the other for a paltry +50%.

Sometimes we have to take small gains in order to pave the way for the much larger ones.

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RBC Analyst: ‘We’re Rebuilding the Internet’; Crypto Currency Market Going to $10 Trillion

Before bashing this man for his insane projection for the crypto world, understand the dynamics behind the blockchain and its disruptive aspects. It’s entirely possible that all of the cynics will be proven wrong. That’s not to say there isn’t a stark pullback just beyond the bend, but at $750 billion and growing daily, I think we should at least pay attention to people who study the blockchain and get paid for making balls to the wall calls.

Here’s Mitch Stevens from RBC talking shit about cloud storage companies like Dropbox, suggesting they’ll get fuck hard with the proliferation of the blockchain. Stevens predicts the chain could rise in value, over the next decade or so, to over $10 trillion.

Plainly, he calls it Web 3.0 and considers this an entire rebuild of the internet as we know it.

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I HAVE ONE MORE CHINESE STOCK FOR YOU BEFORE THE DAY ENDS — GET IN HERE FAGGOTS

My brokerage account is fucking lit right now. I got hamburgers on fire, via BURG, 20% returns in CCIH from 20 minutes ago — IZEA running hard with its dick out. And, I just bought some RCON. This is a pure play from the hottest hand in Exodus now, @TGiR. He’s been straight fire.

Check out the fucking chart, so good.

Other small winners on my books today include: BBG +3.7%, SLCA +2.4%, GSUM +2% and a mere +12% in IZEA since I bought it 10 minutes ago.

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In an Effort to Find the Next $CNET, Here’s My Latest Picks

In an effort to find the next CNET (+700% today), I sought out into the reviled world of Chinese burritos to find potential blockchain plays. There has been commonality amongst the breakouts in Exodus, namely in the delta found in our Hybrid scores. Using this information, I chose the following three stocks and tossed some money at it, whilst sipping on some tea.

CCIH
CNIT
SOGO

Also, shares of IZEA have been spiraling higher on no news. At least that’s what normies at brokerage houses think, literal fuck for brains banned from using social media because MUH FINRA said it’s evil. Well, in the real fucking world, men of industry take to Twitter to shit post. That’s exactly what the CEO of IZEA is doing today — talking greasy and boasting about the MUH blockchain. This has men like me thinking a blockchain announcement is imminent; so I bought now in anticipation of selling it to your fuckhead broker who’ll get this news later.

The goal here is the find the next CNET, naturally.

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President Trump Says Dow Broke Through 25,000 ‘Very Substantially’; 30,000 is Next

The President is quite pleased with the performance in the Dow. You can see him sitting there in the video below, with his arms cross with a small statue of a bull eviscerating a bear in the background, boasting about the market’s gains and how 30,000 is next. With a nod and a wink of the eye, the President assures us that nothing could go wrong. Jobs are being created. Prosperity is on the rise. The Dow is bolting past 25,000 and onto greener pastures, perhaps 30,000 in the not too distant future.

The Dow is up nearly 40% since Trump was elected in November of 2016.

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VOLTRON UNITE: Chinese Burritos Are Turning to Blockchain Solutions for EVEN MORE Lotto

This is a combination spawned in hell. Opaque China-coms are quickly converting to blockchain plays, which is causing frenetic moves higher. Yesterday’s multi-bagger was RENN. Today it is CNET. The news is irrelevant at this juncture.

So here’s the play. Find the next one. Very simple. About a decade ago, I quarantined all Chinese stocks in Exodus and placed them in an index called ‘Chinese Burritos’ — because you never truly know what you’ll find inside.

I’m gonna use this to find 3 candidates who might be next on the list of retarded Chinese companies to announce blockchain solutions in the hopes of buoying their stocks higher. What can go wrong?

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