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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.

Wall Street Confuses Itself Into Selling Perfectly Good Stocks Post Powell Testimony

The market was hemming and hawing all day, trying to filter through all of the retarded statements proffered by the lawyer at the Fed, Jerome Powell. Although I had a fine day in the market, long commodities and stocks that generally trade up, many of you did not. The reason why you lost money is because you’re not a very good trader. By ‘good’, I mean you’re not well adept at making money at trading stocks.

It was one heck of a ride — but the final result was lower. Traders had every right to bid prices higher, but instead sold because they felt Powell didn’t have it in him.

Gold +1.6%, Silver +2.4%, WTI +2.9%, Dollar -0.85%, 10 yr yield moved down from 2.92% to 2.88%.

THE MARKET WAS WRONG

My read: markets viewed Powell’s statements as dovish and sold off stocks because they themselves were retarded. See, the Fed did nothing wrong. That’s the plot twist here. All of the important side notes to today’s tape were bullish for higher stock prices, but traders didn’t hold onto their stocks. As such, we will see the market move higher tomorrow, after the herd catches up with the shepherd.

 

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Mark Zuckerberg Issues Statement Regarding Cambridge Analytica

He just posted this via his Facebook page.

Look good to me. The stock is little changed for the day, +0.9%. It has lost roughly $36 billion in market cap since the scandal broke.

I want to share an update on the Cambridge Analytica situation — including the steps we’ve already taken and our next steps to address this important issue.

We have a responsibility to protect your data, and if we can’t then we don’t deserve to serve you. I’ve been working to understand exactly what happened and how to make sure this doesn’t happen again. The good news is that the most important actions to prevent this from happening again today we have already taken years ago. But we also made mistakes, there’s more to do, and we need to step up and do it.

Here’s a timeline of the events:

In 2007, we launched the Facebook Platform with the vision that more apps should be social. Your calendar should be able to show your friends’ birthdays, your maps should show where your friends live, and your address book should show their pictures. To do this, we enabled people to log into apps and share who their friends were and some information about them.

In 2013, a Cambridge University researcher named Aleksandr Kogan created a personality quiz app. It was installed by around 300,000 people who shared their data as well as some of their friends’ data. Given the way our platform worked at the time this meant Kogan was able to access tens of millions of their friends’ data.

In 2014, to prevent abusive apps, we announced that we were changing the entire platform to dramatically limit the data apps could access. Most importantly, apps like Kogan’s could no longer ask for data about a person’s friends unless their friends had also authorized the app. We also required developers to get approval from us before they could request any sensitive data from people. These actions would prevent any app like Kogan’s from being able to access so much data today.

In 2015, we learned from journalists at The Guardian that Kogan had shared data from his app with Cambridge Analytica. It is against our policies for developers to share data without people’s consent, so we immediately banned Kogan’s app from our platform, and demanded that Kogan and Cambridge Analytica formally certify that they had deleted all improperly acquired data. They provided these certifications.

Last week, we learned from The Guardian, The New York Times and Channel 4 that Cambridge Analytica may not have deleted the data as they had certified. We immediately banned them from using any of our services. Cambridge Analytica claims they have already deleted the data and has agreed to a forensic audit by a firm we hired to confirm this. We’re also working with regulators as they investigate what happened.

This was a breach of trust between Kogan, Cambridge Analytica and Facebook. But it was also a breach of trust between Facebook and the people who share their data with us and expect us to protect it. We need to fix that.

In this case, we already took the most important steps a few years ago in 2014 to prevent bad actors from accessing people’s information in this way. But there’s more we need to do and I’ll outline those steps here:

First, we will investigate all apps that had access to large amounts of information before we changed our platform to dramatically reduce data access in 2014, and we will conduct a full audit of any app with suspicious activity. We will ban any developer from our platform that does not agree to a thorough audit. And if we find developers that misused personally identifiable information, we will ban them and tell everyone affected by those apps. That includes people whose data Kogan misused here as well.

Second, we will restrict developers’ data access even further to prevent other kinds of abuse. For example, we will remove developers’ access to your data if you haven’t used their app in 3 months. We will reduce the data you give an app when you sign in — to only your name, profile photo, and email address. We’ll require developers to not only get approval but also sign a contract in order to ask anyone for access to their posts or other private data. And we’ll have more changes to share in the next few days.

Third, we want to make sure you understand which apps you’ve allowed to access your data. In the next month, we will show everyone a tool at the top of your News Feed with the apps you’ve used and an easy way to revoke those apps’ permissions to your data. We already have a tool to do this in your privacy settings, and now we will put this tool at the top of your News Feed to make sure everyone sees it.

Beyond the steps we had already taken in 2014, I believe these are the next steps we must take to continue to secure our platform.

I started Facebook, and at the end of the day I’m responsible for what happens on our platform. I’m serious about doing what it takes to protect our community. While this specific issue involving Cambridge Analytica should no longer happen with new apps today, that doesn’t change what happened in the past. We will learn from this experience to secure our platform further and make our community safer for everyone going forward.

I want to thank all of you who continue to believe in our mission and work to build this community together. I know it takes longer to fix all these issues than we’d like, but I promise you we’ll work through this and build a better service over the long term.

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Markets Recover After Investors Realize Powell Isn’t Retarded

There was a brief moment, about 15 minutes ago, when the market shit it’s own pantaloons over the specter of the new Fed head being an actual retard. The Dow dropped like a fucking anvil in quick sand, but then quickly recovered after Powell handled the questions from the low IQ press with great alacrity.

I was especially amused by the French Press question, which implied Fed Funds rates would be 5% by 2020. Are the French really that stupid? At 5%, the United Steaks is fucking bankrupt.

Gold and WTI is the story today. If you’re not long those two sectors you are officially incapable of managing money and should therefore remove yourself from the field of money management. Go get a job at the mall folding slacks.

As for me, the Jenga building looks strong again and I am happy seeing both JNUG and PUMP rip higher.

Here’s today’ spastic pin action.

Top picks: JNUG, PUMP, LABU, DSX

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MARKET FALLS OFF A FUCKING CLIFF AFTER SHITHEAD POWELL GRABS THE MIC

What the fuck!?

I stepped away for a minute to eat a sandwich while markets were up nearly 200 and come back to see everything in ruins. As I sift through the news, reading things such as The Fed being concerned over Trump’s trade war, I ponder to myself: “was it a mistake to make Powell our new Fed head?”

Every time this fucking shithead talks, markets dump out.

IGNORE THE NOISE

Here’s what’s important.

Commodities gapping higher.

10yr yields coming in.

BTFD

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The Fed Hikes Again: “The Economic Outlook Has Strengthened in Recent Months”

The Fed raised its benchmark rate to 1.5-1.75%, citing a strong as fuck economy. Additionally, they raised their GDP expectations from 2.1% to 2.4%. Their inflation exceptions are 1.9%, which is astounding when considering their unemployment rate target is just 3.8%.

“The economic outlook has strengthened in recent months,” the committee said in its post-meeting statement, a sentence that had not been in previous releases. The language came even though the committee earlier in the statement said “economic activity has been rising at a moderate rate,” a seeming downgrade from January’s characterization of a “solid” rate.

The initial reaction was to fade stocks and bonds, but things have since normalized and markets are buoying higher again.

Dow

GLD

TLT

UUP

And here’s why I bought TQQQ yesterday.

This song is dedicated to those bearshitters out there. FUCKED FACES.

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Fly Buy: $PUMP

A rather ironic ticker symbol, no?

I like crude here and am a HUGE fan of the Saudi-Trump cabal, which mandates much higher crude prices. In exchange for Saudi’s cooperation with Trump’s plans in the Middle East, the price of crude shall be walked up to $100. The added bonus of $100 crude is the amount of new jobs that will be created in American shale properties.

As such, I bought some PUMP — a relatively new issue that wants higher.

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Austin Bomber Found Using Google Search History

What the fuck, I like the police state now.

Here’s a kid who was coddled by Mommy — home schooled and probably ventured out online for social interaction.

Does he fit the profile of a fucking terrorist? He had no priors, apparently a nice home with a caring Mother who invested her life in him; and what does this absolute faggot do to repay her? He becomes a fucking terrorist. What a fucked up time this is in America.

As you know, he literally blew himself up today after authorities found him. What’s interesting about the police work to find him is the fact they used Google search history to do it. I know libertarians will be like “OMG, how dare you infringe…” Fuck off. Coppers had zero leads and its citizens were being blown to pieces. I applaud this use of the police state and hope it is used responsibly in the future to capture faggots who deserve to blow themselves up.

A man whom authorities were attempting to arrest early Wednesday in a string of bombing attacks in Austin killed himself with an explosive device as authorities closed in, a high-ranking law enforcement official told the American-Statesman.

The official said authorities identified a suspect in the past 24 hours based largely on information gained after police said the suspect shipped an explosive device from a FedEx store in Sunset Valley, a suburb surrounded by Austin. That evidence included security video.

Authorities also relied upon store receipts showing suspicious transactions from the person and obtained a search warrant for his Google search history that showed him conducting searches they considered suspicious, the official said.

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Markets Recover — GET IN HERE AND BUY SOME STOCKS

Looks like FB is shitting on top of all of the faces who were yelling about the stock being done for a decade yesterday. These people are muppets, whose mouths are moved by the activists in the Democratic Party. They should just kill themselves and get it over with.

In light of this joyous occasion, markets being up and all, I bought some LABU — it’s free money from here until $106. I am playing this upside biotech for the ‘hundred dollar roll’ — not because I want to, but because I can.

Moving on. My JNUG position is just about the best ETF of the day. What the fuck are you doing with your lives?

I have other irons in the fire, such as my shipping play DSX, IBP, AKS, AMRS, even little GEVO. Do you like little GEVO — it’s a stock bound to trade higher, even though it’s a little piece of shit.

My day got started late, so I’ll need a few hours to get into the swing of things.

Right now, Dean Martin on loop, markets racing higher, “The Fly” wins again.

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ATTENTION ASIANS: Your Markets Look Very Nice

The Hang Seng is up more than 400 now, or 1.2% — propelling prosperity and goodwill throughout the Asian continent. The Chinese are also enjoying their gains, +0.6%, over large bowls of chow mein.

The oil markets are rife with verve — thanks to the Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia ‘charming’ Trump and his neocon faggots. Dare I say war with Iran is on the horizon?

I wasn’t a fan of Obama — but the Iran deal should remain intact. My reasons are different from everyone else’s; but the spirit is the same. I’d like all to have access to world ending nuclear weaponry. It’s a foolish gambit trying to stop rogue regimes from partaking in nuclear war. By my count, the only rogue nation who had the fucking balls to detonate a couple over large cities was us. Ergo, let the Iranian have gigantic H-bombs capable of wiping out whole countries. In the event any of those are used, we’ll simply reciprocate with our own doomsday devices.

Moving on, Bitcoin is edging near $9,000 again. How many of you are still HODLing?

Nasdaq futures are +15 and Le Fly is long TQQQ, based off Exodus OS signal for the ETF. Let it be written in fucking stone by lightening bolts from the Gods: markets shall crest again. The newly minted Facebook bears shall have their faces blown off by saw off shot guns and markets will, effervescently, move in the direction it’s most accustomed.

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Madness Circles Back to Flydom — Today Was a Truly Shitty Day in the Market

It appears a young man barged into a Panera Bread in Princeton with a gun, then holed himself up in a standoff against coppers for 5 hours. Rumor has it, he was former military, about 30 years old, and he might’ve shot himself. Don’t quote me on it. Couple that with the fucking bombs being shipped in Texas, and of course the active shooters, and I think it’s fair to say there is a tangible sickness gripping the country.

Stocks lifted, but breadth was sub 50% and my trading account produced losses. Over in my quant account, I gained another 1% and I am fucking crushing the SPY by nearly 200bps over the past two weeks.

On the upside of today’s pin action is Bitcoin and cryptos — all sharply higher.

Here is today’s breakdown by sector. Does this look like a +150 day?

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