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ATTENTION ASIANS: Your Markets Look Very Nice

The Hang Seng is up more than 400 now, or 1.2% — propelling prosperity and goodwill throughout the Asian continent. The Chinese are also enjoying their gains, +0.6%, over large bowls of chow mein.

The oil markets are rife with verve — thanks to the Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia ‘charming’ Trump and his neocon faggots. Dare I say war with Iran is on the horizon?

I wasn’t a fan of Obama — but the Iran deal should remain intact. My reasons are different from everyone else’s; but the spirit is the same. I’d like all to have access to world ending nuclear weaponry. It’s a foolish gambit trying to stop rogue regimes from partaking in nuclear war. By my count, the only rogue nation who had the fucking balls to detonate a couple over large cities was us. Ergo, let the Iranian have gigantic H-bombs capable of wiping out whole countries. In the event any of those are used, we’ll simply reciprocate with our own doomsday devices.

Moving on, Bitcoin is edging near $9,000 again. How many of you are still HODLing?

Nasdaq futures are +15 and Le Fly is long TQQQ, based off Exodus OS signal for the ETF. Let it be written in fucking stone by lightening bolts from the Gods: markets shall crest again. The newly minted Facebook bears shall have their faces blown off by saw off shot guns and markets will, effervescently, move in the direction it’s most accustomed.

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11 comments

  1. sarcrilege

    Yes, war with Iran. That’s an interesting hole to square. Makes one wonder why the Iranian parliament building is a giant pyramid with 33 windows and more Masonic symbolism per square foot than any other country in the region. Could be some kinda setup…the threat of war is good and profitable business
    https://tinyurl.com/y7pxumcn

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    • sarcrilege

      …and inside,…just an interesting view of iran’s parliament building with the pyramid and light above the peak, also what looks like an eye. These mofo could be in on it too…
      https://tinyurl.com/ydy5ugou

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  2. roundwego

    China is dumping us assets. They have a permentent leader, they can crash at any time.

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  3. roundwego

    In China green bad, red good.

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  4. Cricket

    Iran is a canard. In that region the risk is India Pakistan, not Iran. Kashmir is the Alsace-Lorraine of the 21st Century.

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    • Cricket

      India Pakistan war would potentially lead to the alignment of China + Muslim world against US/Russia + Non-Muslim world – a holy war. Of paramount strategic importance in such a scenario is Afghanistan. NATO/Russia know this well.

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      • heaterman

        The Revelation of St John, Chapter 9:13-16.
        You’ll know it when you see it.

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  5. mad marsupial

    YANG rel vol spike EoD.

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  6. stocksnblondes

    I’ll just leave this here:

    >>On December 5, 1994 the leaders of Ukraine, Russia, Britain and the United States signed a memorandum to provide Ukraine with security assurances in connection with its disarmament and accession to the NPT as a non-nuclear weapon state.<<

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