Here’s Your First American Female President, Tulsi Gabbard, Laying Waste to Neocon Scum

I have no idea what her politics are and I don’t care. Unlike the Orange Baboon, she has character and integrity. While Trump was designed to be a hand grenade in DC, Gabbard would actually be a breath of fresh air.

She just issued this statement about waging another unnecessary war in the Middle East — Syrian edition.

Just about every whim I get is wrong today — me betting against the Russians, getting long cryptos proxies, Chinese burritos, and whatever other harebrained ideas I’ve concluded were appropriate avenues of risk.

I took a fucking battle ax to the skull this afternoon in YY. Apparently, tariffs all but made this company obsolete. See you at $00.00 Mr. Chow Fun (no racism). I sold that shit out for like a 8-9% loss.

I had this Frankenfood swag going yesterday with RKDA — but today it’s been total bloodshed and ridiculous clown trading — me being the clown punched into the water by faggot kid/day traders.

The only thing I have going on right now, on this magnificent spring day in Princeton, NJ, a denizen of nerds of dirty farmers, is NUGT. Apparently, once we light up Russia tonight and show them how retarded their missile defense systems are — everyone will piledrive themselves into GLD.

I’m getting too old for this shit — truth be told. When I started this sojourn into the underbelly of the interwebs, I was in my 20s, bright eyed and cow-eyed, violent and magnificent. Now I’m an amalgamation of two decades of cynical financial practices — fueled by rigged markets domiciled in an overtly evil country. I’m like a nice German citizen shit-posting about Hitler, circa 1942, while the country ravaged Europe for a 100 million large.

It looks like markets are heading up again. Who knows where this wheel of fortune will land next. Perhaps we’ll all get rich and name our son’s after Donald Trump. Or maybe it’ll land on the bankruptcy tile and we’ll fuck ourselves just before stabbing each other in the fucking helmet for a loaf of stale bread.

What do you think?

We know Russian forces have occupied the area where the alleged attack took place. Russian officials are on record saying there wasn’t an attack and it was a hoax.

Now this.

BREAKING: Russia says has 'proof' Britain took part in staged Syria chemical attack – @AFP

— Conflict News (@Conflicts) April 13, 2018

“The Russian Defense Ministry also has evidence that Britain had a direct involvement in arranging this provocation in Eastern Ghouta,” the general added, referring to the neighborhood of which Douma is part. “We know for certain that between April 3 and April 6 the so-called White Helmets were seriously pressured from London to speed up the provocation that they were preparing.”

According to Konashenkov, the group, which was a primary source of photos and footage of the purported chemical attack, was informed of a large-scale artillery attack on Damascus planned by the Islamist group Army of Islam, which controlled Douma at the time. The White Helmets were ordered to arrange the provocation after retaliatory strikes by the Syrian government forces, which the shelling was certain to lead to, he said.

Konashenkov said Russia hoped that international monitors from the Organization for the Prohibition of Chemical Weapons (OPCW), which is due to investigate the circumstances of the incident, will help establish the truth. He added Eastern Ghouta is currently trying to return to peaceful life after being liberated from militant groups by Syrian government forces. He called on other nations and international organizations to provide humanitarian aid, which is badly needed in the area. Russia is already supplying food, medicine, building materials and other essential supplies to the neighborhood, he said.

The reported chemical weapons attack escalated tensions over Syria, just as Damascus was about to seize full control of Eastern Ghouta. The US and allies such as the UK and France threatened military action in response to what they claim is an atrocity committed by the Syrian government. Russia insists the incident was staged and said it reserves the right to counter any attack on Syria.

On the other hand, Nikki Haley now says Syria has used chemical weapons ‘on its own people’ more than 50 times and is shilling hard for conflict.

U.S. ENVOY TO U.N. NIKKI HALEY SAYS U.S. ESTIMATES SYRIAN PRESIDENT ASSAD HAS USED CHEMICAL WEAPONS IN SYRIAN WAR AT LEAST 50 TIMES

— zerohedge (@zerohedge) April 13, 2018

U.N. Ambassador Nikki Haley says "strange" circumstances led to Syria meeting: "What is strange is that Russia is ignoring the real threat to international peace and security that has brought us all here, and it is ignoring its own unilateral responsibility for all of it." pic.twitter.com/IldD3tNVVs

— CBS News (@CBSNews) April 13, 2018

This just crossed the headlines.

CHINA IS SAID TO DELAY DEAL REVIEWS AMID US TRADE TENSION: WSJ

— zerohedge (@zerohedge) April 13, 2018

I’d expect China to up the rhetoric whilst Trump is busy trying to juggle Mueller, Comey, Stormy, North Korea, Syria, Russia, and the fucking Democratic Party. It won’t be long now — before Trump is finished, buried under a heap of lost promises and forgotten sins.

Listen to me now — this country is controlled by deeply satanic people and that’s not hyperbole. They will find their way into armed conflict with Syria and if need be Russia. Blood sacrifices are needed to restore their power levels. I bought RUSS, betting on Moscow burning, because the weekend is so very long and so many terrible things can happen during it.

Stocks have given up the big gains and are now diving lower — off by 25 NASDAQS. What does it all mean — more nothing, probably. The volatility is strong as the headwinds mount.

I haven’t logged into my crypto account in months — having already chalked up the entire investment as lost in some sort of sordid black hole never to be seen again. Alas, by the looks of my quotation machines, the shitcoin is back and you oughta be paying attention now — for there are fortunes to be made in the proxy sector.

What the fuck am I talking about?

Companies that have announced their intent to conduct business in the blockchain, like OSTK and RIOT. We want to be long those names, as the fever builds — the perpetual alarm clock of greed that awakens all men at some point along their journey.

THE TIME TO SHINE IS NOW

Like all investments, timing is everything, which is why I am here to tell you the time is now to be long the crypto sector. If the ICO field isn’t your cup of mud — consider a basket of proxies. We’re trading them with zeal inside Exodus.

OSTK is bidding $41 this morning — I just bought the damned thing at $37.80.

We’re gonna have a fuckload of fun this spring — trading in and out of these stocks, laughing and crying from the joys of banking extreme profit. Barring a breakout of ww3, I feel we have some room to really run here.

Dow futs are +144. Happy Friday.

Using my newest tool in Exodus, I gift to you stocks and ETFs with highest Sharpe ratios.

Enjoy it with my compliments.

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A few month’s ago, a small piece of shit stock, RKDA, rally ho’d from nothing to $60 on news of Frankenfood.

Arcadia Biosciences, Inc. (RKDA) has achieved two key technology milestones in its High Fiber Resistant Starch Wheat program. First, through advanced screening and traditional breeding techniques, the company has developed non-transgenic wheat varieties that contain up to 94 percent amylose, the highest levels available. Increased levels of amylose correspond to high levels of resistant starch, which has been proven to deliver significant health benefits. Second, these same wheat varieties deliver levels of total dietary fiber high enough to meet the threshold required by the FDA for a “Good Source” of fiber or “High in Fiber” designation on consumer packaging.

Because of the MUH chart, I stepped in around these levels, fully expecting a return nothing less than 100%.

It’s apropos that a retarded financial news outlet should get this scoop from deep within the White House. I thought Trump wasn’t going to telegraph his military strikes, like Boring Barry?

Here it is, fucked faces.

Defense Secretary James Mattis and Gen. Joseph Dunford, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, head to the White House on Thursday to discuss strike options in Syria with President Donald Trump.

A source, who spoke on the condition of anonymity, told CNBC the U.S. was considering striking eight potential targets. Those targets include two Syrian airfields, a research center and a chemical weapons facility.

The source also noted that Syria’s military has repositioned a significant amount of air assets to Russian-controlled airfields in hopes that Washington would be reluctant to strike there.

Trump acknowledged the meeting Thursday, telling reporters a decision on whether the U.S. military will respond to alleged Syrian chemical attacks will be made “fairly soon.”

“We’re looking very very seriously, very closely at that whole situation and we’ll see what happens folks,” Trump said.

Over the past five days, Trump has sharpened his rhetoric against Syria and its most powerful ally Russia and issued a threat via Twitter of a potential U.S. strike against the war-torn country.

The officials said they were “confident” in the intelligence, though not 100 percent sure.

And there it is folks. That’s all it takes to embroil Americans in a suffocating war — a few bad pictures from a war torn area and a really impressionable or corruptible President.

Bombs away — for the sake of freedom and justice. We will show them the way.

On this news, stocks are screaming higher — the Dow is +283, Nasdaq +62.

Is Rand Paul the only good man in the Senate? Here’s Paul schooling Pompeo on the constitutionality of the executive branch waging war.

Listen to me. You literally know nothing about what I am about to tell you. Cryptos are running super long dick’d style today, which is extremely boolish for a sector of the market which we made vast fortunes in late 2017. It was a grande time in Exodus, trading to and fro proxies — making 100% gains in a matter of minutes.

I do believe we shall have those times again.

As you read this, indecorous fools are hammering their credit cards to extend credit to purchase some SHITCOINS. While I own several myself and haven’t the slightest idea if they’ll ever make me any money, I do know how to approach this in the stock market. This is something you know very little about — and posses an extreme inelegance and ignorance on this subject matter.

I WILL TEACH YOU

I don’t really have an interest in teaching you anything. Giving you knowledge about how this game works is sort of like burning books or talking to myself in the darkest corners of my oversized house. It’s simply a waste of time and energy. However, for academic purposes, I will share with you my ideas as they come to me — sort of how a psychic talks to the dead during rituals.

WHAT THE FUCK AM I TALKING ABOUT?

Companies that pretend to do things in the blockchain are prime targets of mine. I want to own the very worst stocks in the blockchain and extract gains from them. Yesterday I bought the CMGI of today — OSTK. Buying OSTK as a proxy is sort of like buying BTC in the crypto world. This is where you start; then you could move away from the pack and experiment in other names — like RIOT, SRAX, KODK and many more.

I will be watching the sector very closely today and if anything arises, you’ll be kept in the loop.

With Vigor,

Le Fly

The President of the United Steaks.

Never said when an attack on Syria would take place. Could be very soon or not so soon at all! In any event, the United States, under my Administration, has done a great job of ridding the region of ISIS. Where is our “Thank you America?”

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 12, 2018

In other news, futures are +120 — but copper is off by 2.2%. Gold is also down 0.8%, and cryptos are thru the fucking roof.

BTC +13%
ETH +12%
IOT +18%

Perhaps the cryptos are now being recognized as safe havens in lieu of a Syrian attack?

In spite of weakness in commodities, today should be a bullish day.

Here are some other morning headlines.