DON’T GET $BOX’d IN

Last chance for you to unbox yourselves out from the rough terrain of after-hours earnings surprises. “The Fly” rides in his car made from dynamite sticks because he’s afraid of nothing, especially death. If not scared of death, why on earth would I be afraid of losing a little money?

Now if you’re poor or don’t have any money, or never had money, you might want to eject yourselves from $BOX. I offer nothing but chance with the stock, as it is scheduled to report earnings after the market closes.

I live with purpose and am very much alive, not just in the obvious physical sense, but spiritually. I want more and strive towards reaching an equanimity of achievement that can only be attained by making you successful. I’ve discarded my money management business and am now “all in” here, and now, so enjoy the ride.

Expect this sort of drivel to be published in your local internets soon.

Meanwhile, I sold CVNA today for a 5.5% profit — because I didn’t know why I was long and the market looks slow, tired, and weak. My cash position is now 50% and my winning streak extended to 25 for the last 27. I literally cannot be stopped. As a matter of fact, I want to lose — this shit is too easy. I can make 5-10% all day long in individual set ups and not break a sweat.

Here goes.

What’s next on the agenda? Riding BOX into earnings, killing shorts, leaving no survivors.

September will be just fine. Keep your stops tight and your longs vigorous and you’ll be all right.

I’m not falling for this shit — the oldest trick in the book. The market is getting so giddy right now — it’s causing all sorts of retards to dive headlong into it, margined out and without discretion. I just sold NVTA, for a 17% win, extending my recent winning streak to 24 out of my last 26 picks.

Here is the tally.

SOXS -5.3%
IIIV +9.6%
MOMO +8%
SONO +18%
PDD +5.4%
CRON +15%
TLRY +35%
DOMO -1%
ZS +5.3%
LITE +4.2%
BAND +1.3%
AMC +4.6%
SHSP +11.5%
NEPT +6%
SPOT +6.7%
WIX +2.9%
VEEV +5.3%
PCTY +12.1%
TEAM +12.7% (double sized)
ZEN +8.8% (doubled sized)
HUBS +9.6% (triple sized)
NVTA +17%

So I found myself trying desperately to find stocks to buy. It should never be a struggle. In a good tape, when you’re on fire, there should be plenty of stocks to choose from. When there isn’t something is off, either you or the tape. Since I know it’s not me, I’m gonna chill for a bit and let the market digest the recent gains. “The Fly” has a lot of relaxing to do, books to catch up on, sauntering to partake in.

When in doubt, I saunter, and then saunter some more.

Cash position is ~45%.

Again, let’s hope Trump can stay out of prison long enough to make some real change here.

Just a few months ago, the Youtube channel of iBankCoin was terminated by Google, all 28,000 subscribers told to fuck off, and the 35 million views we had vanished into the wind, with more than a decade of content, as if it never existed. Like the burning of the library at Alexandria, Google is GUITLY of the most heinous of crimes — the censorship and destruction of knowledge — for the benefit of barbarous acts of criminality.

Trump has acknowledged Google for the crime organization it is and promises action.

Google search results for “Trump News” shows only the viewing/reporting of Fake New Media. In other words, they have it RIGGED, for me & others, so that almost all stories & news is BAD. Fake CNN is prominent. Republican/Conservative & Fair Media is shut out. Illegal? 96% of…

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 28, 2018

….results on “Trump News” are from National Left-Wing Media, very dangerous. Google & others are suppressing voices of Conservatives and hiding information and news that is good. They are controlling what we can & cannot see. This is a very serious situation-will be addressed!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 28, 2018

In many cases, the people Google bans deserve it — spamming fucking retards who’ve never had anything important to publish in their entire lives. But in my case, I was merely publishing news from major networks. The people charged with censorship at Youtube are absolute faggots, absolutely, and I will never give up in trying to discredit them and if I ever meet one of these people in real life, from God’s nose to the Devil’s toes, I will knock their eyebrows clean off their authoritarian heads.

Nasdaq futs are +22. Prepare for more winship.

There’s nothing you can say now that can derail stocks. All of your bearshit has been stomped out. Your jaws have been punched loose — mustaches in the wind. Your legs have been chainsawed in half and the greatest fucking bull market in the history of the world presides over you — salty motherfuckers.

This is the easiest tape to play, if you’re playing the right sectors. Contrarians get BTFO and financial advisors get the gibbet every single time. Fuck your low fee ETF strategies and fuck everything you stand for. This world is filled with parasitic creatures feeding off the strong. The time has come to disinfect the planet of this scourge, starting with anyone in possession of a series 65 license.

Market bulldozed higher, in spite of Trump paying off hookers, in spite of Trump’s lawyer turning rat, in spite of Trump’s former campaign manager cheating on his taxes. In spite of everything and all, markets traded higher.

We’ve hit new highs, Nasdaq 8,000, off the news that a new NAFTA deal is in the balance. Very soon, we’ll have a new China trade deal, and then markets will rip again.

All of my stocks went up more than yours. If you’re not convinced by my words, have a look at HUYA and JG. “The Fly” does this shit every day, and will be doing this shit for the next thousand years. Nothing will stop me — not even death himself.

I’m back in Princeton, NJ now, after a weekend in Scranton, PA — partaking in water sports. I’m gonna have a drink now, binge watch The Office, and then get to studying for tomorrow’s breakouts.

Drop your favorite tech breakouts in the comments.

I have my HUYA running hard today and have been trying to get back into stocks today, after moving to a heavy cash position last week.

Thus far, I’ve purchased IIPR and NANO. With ZS springboarding retardo style, I stepped in and bought the black, CBLK.

My cash position is ~40% now.

Off for some break fast.

Trump did it again. Let’s just hope he can get to sign this deal before him and the rest of his cabinet are in prison.

The official also said the U.S. and Mexico have “reached understanding on key issues,” adding that Canada will now “re-engage” in the negotiations. Canada has remained on the sidelines of trade talks recently while the U.S. aimed at first striking a deal with Mexico.

“Once the bilateral issues get resolved, Canada will be joining the talks to work on both bilateral issues and our trilateral issues,” Chrystia Freeland, Canada’s foreign minister, said on Friday. “And will be happy to do that, once the bilateral US-Mexico issues have been resolved.”

Also, the Nasdaq hit 8,000 for the first time ever.

Also, the winning continues.

Also, I bought pot REIT play IIPR and NANO. I expect to win on those too.

Any questions?

I cringe at the notion that news is moving the pot sector this morning. It’s more Canadian bullshit, if anything else. Our degenerate cousins from the north have always been mentally addled, ever since they lost the revolutionary war against America and fled north to escape the wrath of patriots. Loyalists scum set up a British protectorate under the crown and called it Canada, and today we deal with that chain of events. Had we defeated them in 1812 and conquered Canada, we wouldn’t have to deal with these issues, such as Canada Goose, LuluLemon, Nortel, Blackberry, and certainly not pot stocks.

Nevertheless, here is the news.

Tilray selected by the Nova Scotia Liquor Corporation to receive an initial purchase order for adult-use cannabis’ (43.86)

Co announced that it has been selected by the Nova Scotia Liquor Corporation to receive an initial purchase order for adult-use cannabis. The purchase order would allow Tilray, one of fourteen cannabis producers selected by NSLC, to supply the province of Nova Scotia with a diverse array of cannabis products in anticipation of the launch of the adult-use market on October 17, 2018.

TLRY, CGC, and CRON are sharply higher in the AM. I have my eye on another pot stock and will purchase it this morning. If you want to know, sooner rather than later, try Exodus.

We added a small feature to the FreestockAlgos page last week. Now you can see how many Exodus members are talking about your stocks. Best way to use that page without having to pay for Exodus is knowing what levels are extremely low and high — and then trying to discern if your stock is oversold or overbought.

Bottom line: I bank coin and help people do it all day, every day. For less than a cup of coffee a day, join the league of gentlemen and quit underinvesting in your success.

I expect markets will cruise higher today. I’ll be on the road for much of the day, traveling to and fro, taking in the scenes and eating a great deal. I will be checking into the Pelican Room from time to time to see what’s going on.

Recently I’ve been binge watching The Office — because I’ve never seen it. Lo and behold, fate has brought me to the shit hole’d city of Scranton, to enjoy some white water rafting. I was on the water today and was a real captain — a seaman’s seaman — padding fast upon the waters with vigor and tenacity. Out of ~30 other rafters, we finished first — probably because my son and I took it a bit too seriously.

In between vehemently charging for first, we set upon a Chinese family who decided to spray us with his water guns. I then unleashed a deluge of water from my bailing bucket that nearly sunk him.

Following the water adventure, I had some burgers and fries and now I’m here gawking at Nasdaq futures +27.

Tomorrow I’ll be driving and also viewing the city of Scranton. It’s a funny thing, Scranton. If you have a little bit of money here — you can be an enormously rich man. The people here are good and strong, but also poor and fat. The history of this part of Pennsylvania is incredibly interesting — dating back to the time when men from Connecticut annexed it and fought wars to set up and settle Wilkes-Barre.

About a hundred years later, the robber barons set upon this place because of coal, steel, railroads, and also the river. Jay Gould made his fortune in the tannery business here and then later on the Erie railroad. Since the 30s, this place has undergone massive de-industrialization and it’s a shame some businesses haven’t opened here — since the area is filled with cheap labor and steeped in history.

I’ll probably bang out a blog in the morning and then touch base in Exodus throughout the day.

Ciao (the most annoying form of goodbye)

Most of the mistakes you’ll ever make will begin with you thinking you had a great idea. No you don’t — and no you didn’t. The idea that you could front run the entire market in some harebrained scheme is laughable and extremely low probability. While you might anticipate a sudden panic from time to time, clearly you aren’t psychic — so stop acting like you are.

Sometimes people lie so much, even to themselves, that they begin to believe said lies. Don’t be that guy.

This is easy people, the easiest money you’ll ever make.

Listen to me. Follow trends.

What does that mean, exactly?

Leg hump the 52 week highs list. There isn’t anything holding them back — no price memory. Valuations are moot and if you know the right stocks in the right sectors — you can extract a nice move in a short period of time.

LISTEN TO THE GUY IN THE TIME MACHINE, believe me.

Last week the top performing sectors were tech (+1.7%), healthcare (+1.9%) and basic materials (+1.8%).

Year to date, tech, a personal favorite of mine, is up 6%. Inside tech, my personal favorite is software. Application software is +37% for the year. Had I waited around for some other non-performing shit to move, I’d be here holding my dick now without gains.

Here are the YTD winners in software.

For now, this is where the money is going. I don’t want to be presumptuous and imply this is always going to be the case. If I did that, I wouldn’t be following trends. But this is working now and if you’re not trading these stocks, or something that looks as good as this, you’re literally wasting time and money.

Happy Saturday.