S T F U

There’s nothing you can say now that can derail stocks. All of your bearshit has been stomped out. Your jaws have been punched loose — mustaches in the wind. Your legs have been chainsawed in half and the greatest fucking bull market in the history of the world presides over you — salty motherfuckers.

This is the easiest tape to play, if you’re playing the right sectors. Contrarians get BTFO and financial advisors get the gibbet every single time. Fuck your low fee ETF strategies and fuck everything you stand for. This world is filled with parasitic creatures feeding off the strong. The time has come to disinfect the planet of this scourge, starting with anyone in possession of a series 65 license.

Market bulldozed higher, in spite of Trump paying off hookers, in spite of Trump’s lawyer turning rat, in spite of Trump’s former campaign manager cheating on his taxes. In spite of everything and all, markets traded higher.

We’ve hit new highs, Nasdaq 8,000, off the news that a new NAFTA deal is in the balance. Very soon, we’ll have a new China trade deal, and then markets will rip again.

All of my stocks went up more than yours. If you’re not convinced by my words, have a look at HUYA and JG. “The Fly” does this shit every day, and will be doing this shit for the next thousand years. Nothing will stop me — not even death himself.

I’m back in Princeton, NJ now, after a weekend in Scranton, PA — partaking in water sports. I’m gonna have a drink now, binge watch The Office, and then get to studying for tomorrow’s breakouts.

Drop your favorite tech breakouts in the comments.