Le Fly Closes Out the Summer Bonanza With a 23 For 25 Winning Streak

While most of you spent your summers at the beachside in Nantucket or Newport, Le Fly was busy getting rich. You missed out on all of the fun, as junior at the trading turret kept losing for his master, day after day in hilarious fashion.

Meanwhile, I used the tools available to me in Exodus to go on a winning streak for the ages. Maybe I’ll recount this summer in a short book to replace that utter trash and disgrace of a book, Reminiscences of a Stock Operator — which was written by a complete psychopath and illiterate.

These are the halcyon days of chaos, where lesser men fall into traps and get their legs snapped off for sport. Over the past several weeks, I quietly and humbly partook in a journey into the inner depths of the SAAS space and came out the other end a complete winner. All those who bet against my success now remain headless and without cocks.

It was a wonderful and joyous occasion to trade with you this summer and I hope you learned plenty and took me up on my 1 on 1 demo offers; but all good things must end and I must be getting back to drinking gimlets and acting irresponsibly with my money. I’ve been an austere and ardent fixture of the market for 20 years, obsessively and compulsively learning new tricks in an effort to outstrip my many devilish enemies. I reckon with this recent foray into swing trading, stacking up an outrageous record of 60 for 63 between my beginning of summer streak and the end of summer bonanza, I’ve etched my name into the hallowed halls of the greatest stock traders who’ve ever lived on this god forsaken cesspool of a planet. Wherever said halls reside, please direct me to its locale so that I might etch.

I cleaned house today, selling most of my holdings, save a few. I am now ~60% cash.

GOOD DAY TO YOU.

My record

End of Summer

SOXS -5.3%
IIIV +9.6%
MOMO +8%
SONO +18%
PDD +5.4%
CRON +15%
TLRY +35%
DOMO -1%
ZS +5.3%
LITE +4.2%
BAND +1.3%
AMC +4.6%
SHSP +11.5%
NEPT +6%
SPOT +6.7%
WIX +2.9%
VEEV +5.3%
PCTY +12.1%
TEAM +12.7% (double sized)
ZEN +8.8% (doubled sized)
HUBS +9.6% (triple sized)

LOTS OF MIDDLING FUCKERY TOOK PLACE IN THE MIDDLE

Beginning of Summer

PS +20%
SOGO +16%
MDB +12%
PVTL +13.5%
QD -3%
SSTI +7%
HUBS +10%
IQ +32%
BITA +4%
SMAR +26% (doubled up)
ZUO +21%
BILI +12% (doubled up)
HUYA +19%
OSTK +2.7%
BILI +20.5%
CBLK +16%
EVBG +7.2%
APPN +9%
ZEN +6%
CLPS +104%
BL +2%
PS +4%
SMAR +4.8%
APPF +0.15%
FIZZ +16%
SHAK +12%
YEXT +12%
AMBO +37%
NEW +23%
FIVN +2.9%
QTWO +1.9%
CGC +6.7%
CRON +5%
SOXS +9%
CURO +9%
UMRX +1%

And here’s why I decided to sell. Exodus OB/OS oscillator for SAAS is now extended. I can now relax and enjoy my winnings whilst getting inebriated over gimlets.