SOLD IT ALL — 70% CASH

Nothing felt right, aside from my cannabis lotto picks. My positions were getting stale and old, and lost momentum. My active account is designated to find new opportunities every day, not hold onto and wish for flailing positions to jimmy higher based on a miracle.

I sold most of my holdings — moving to a 70% cash store.

My only encouraging holding with verve are JG, NETC, IIPR, and ZYNE.

I’m certain pot stocks will run out of momo soon and bears will declare victory. But the trade is far from over and there is plenty of opportunities left in the space for those with good timing and patience.

Click on the Exodus link and join the league of gentlemen. I promise, you will bear witness to live trading on an extraordinary scale.

Good day.

A little perturbed for selling NBEV too soon, I am attempting to relive the past and play some under the radar pot plays. Try to stop me, you fucking faggots.

I bought NTEC and ZYNE.

I did it again. Truth is, I don’t even know how I got wrapped up in these stocks. I saw NBEV and was prompted to buy it, even though I had recently sold it for a loss. I violated wash sales rules and had to get some. I even doubled up the position yesterday, something I rarely do and never with a penny stock.

But it all worked out and I hope some of you pikers made enough coin as to afford a small piece of steak tonight. This is what we trade for — to catch moves like this.

Congrats to everyone in the Pelican Cartel who played along.

NOTE: I am still holding onto IIPR.

You mess with the bull — you get the horns. I did warn against this move and find myself in the enviable position of being long a large cache of pot stocks into what can only be described as the short squeeze of 2018. Nothing matches up to this yet and I am glad to be a part of it.

Over on Twitter, Sad Boy Andrew Left made a mistake by showing people how exposed he is to TLRY, which I believe is now adding fuel to the TLRY bonfire. Anyone who’s had a bone to pick with Citron is now placing market orders for TLRY — hoping to drive Left mad.

The move in Tilray is beyond comprehension. No one needs a market pundit to explain that. This is just the dynamic of trading low float stocks. Yes we are short and will hold a manageable position until rationality sets in

— Citron Research (@CitronResearch) September 19, 2018

I don’t like to see anyone get poleaxed to this degree. Then again, if anyone deserves it, it’s probably Citron.

As for me, I’ll likely take a victory lap today and enjoy the fruits of my labor. I hope you played along and was able to execute some smart trades.

See you in Exodus.

Full disclosure: I’m not a massive fan of anything. I don’t care. I haven’t smoked pot in decades. It makes me paranoid and insane. However, I know stocks and trends and I can sense what people want, an intuitive gift that I was born with.

I tuned into CNBC this evening to watch Cramer interview the CEO of TLRY, who did really well and he talked up the cannabis capabilities via beverage — which is right up NBEV’s alley. But that’s neither here or there. Cramer stepped into this interview with a clear agenda — CRUSH THE STOCK AND LEAVE NO SURVIVORS.

He thought hr was being coy and clever, pestering the CEO with questions about share crushing dilutive offerings. His schemes did not have the desired effect, as the share price is skyrocketing in the after-hours session, alongside NBEV.

Here's Cramer attempting to crush $TLRY with coy questions about potential dilution. pic.twitter.com/xf9XbI1ZPd

— The_Real_Fly (@The_Real_Fly) September 18, 2018

Net effect.

I am presently long NBEV (10% weighting), CGC, IIPR, and PYX.

“The Fly” wins again.

I told you something biblical was happening at House Fly, which always is a prerequisite for magnanimous wins. Did I not?

Now with NBEV higher by 35% plus from where I bought it yesterday, a normal man might sell and buy himself a new pair of shoes, or maybe some gloves — but not me. Le Fly is in this for the glory, not for the money. These fucking pot stocks are parabolic and all the cynics are narrowing their brows and sliding into shorts sideways. Tomorrow morning they will gap higher again and crush those fuckers and reduce them into mason dust.

Top picks: NBEV, PYX, IIPR, and CGC

Thanks to my recent ascendancy as the internets biggest and best drug lord, I’ve been exploring new opportunities for investment. As such, I’ve stepped into another cannabis trade: PYX

Don’t ask what they do. No one gives a shit. Do you even know what TLRY does? For all I know, they sell cocaine out of the trunks of pick up trucks.

My drug portfolio to date includes CGC, NBEV (double sized), IIPR, and PYX.

Cash has dwindled down to just 10% with the advent of these great opportunities.

TLRY is leading the fray. This is just like the bitcoin craze, only with a little more substance.

I thought I was clever when I sold TLRY a month ago for a 35% gain. That was more than 100 points lower from present values. The question I have for you today is this: Is there a better brand for a prospective cannabis infused beverage than Marley Beverages — a wholly owned subsidiary of NBEV?

This is simply a matter of mood and if you think other trades will find this interesting and worthwhile. Pre-revenues, the allure of the idea and power of the prospective brand is all that matters.

I doubled up on my NBEV position, now a 10% holding in my active account with a basis of $2.35.

Listen to me.

I refused to sell NBEV this morning because it was only up 15%. Now it’s down and I’m left with dick in hand. But my CGC is higher, in addition to many of my other stocks. The thing I’m trying to tell you is that I am now a drug dealer — a King Pin no less. I am trying to sell drugs via soda pop — thru NBEV. I own pot plants with CGC and now I own the physical real estate and lease them out to upstart drug dealers, via IIPR.

What better way to play the burgeoning drug trafficking trade than via a REIT whose sole business is to lease to cannabis growers?

This is a beautiful business and I want in.

How are you?

I couldn’t sleep much last night, mulling over the sundry of new plagues that plague me. I ordered a pressure switch that is needed for my washer. I will soon attempt to fix the washer myself, which will likely lead to my electrocution or drowning.

While ordering this part this morning, I swatted 10 bees before I had my first cup of coffee. This is STANDARD PROCEDURE at House Fly now — as the bees have nested nicely inside my laundry room door and make it a point to stop by to be fucking murdered by my own hand. I don’t know how they’re getting it. I siliconed it from the outside and taped the door shit, sealed the fuck up; but, alas, they still find their way in. I even unloaded an entire can of Raid on their stupid bee heads and they just sort of laughed at it and pretended like nothing happened.

It looks like futures are higher, so that’s good news. I’m a bit distracted today, but will be scouring the market, scouring mind you, for new, young, opportunity.