How are you?
I couldn’t sleep much last night, mulling over the sundry of new plagues that plague me. I ordered a pressure switch that is needed for my washer. I will soon attempt to fix the washer myself, which will likely lead to my electrocution or drowning.
While ordering this part this morning, I swatted 10 bees before I had my first cup of coffee. This is STANDARD PROCEDURE at House Fly now — as the bees have nested nicely inside my laundry room door and make it a point to stop by to be fucking murdered by my own hand. I don’t know how they’re getting it. I siliconed it from the outside and taped the door shit, sealed the fuck up; but, alas, they still find their way in. I even unloaded an entire can of Raid on their stupid bee heads and they just sort of laughed at it and pretended like nothing happened.
It looks like futures are higher, so that’s good news. I’m a bit distracted today, but will be scouring the market, scouring mind you, for new, young, opportunity.If you enjoy the content at iBankCoin, please follow us on Twitter