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Good Morning, I Killed Ten Bees IN MY HOUSE This Morning

How are you?

I couldn’t sleep much last night, mulling over the sundry of new plagues that plague me. I ordered a pressure switch that is needed for my washer. I will soon attempt to fix the washer myself, which will likely lead to my electrocution or drowning.

While ordering this part this morning, I swatted 10 bees before I had my first cup of coffee. This is STANDARD PROCEDURE at House Fly now — as the bees have nested nicely inside my laundry room door and make it a point to stop by to be fucking murdered by my own hand. I don’t know how they’re getting it. I siliconed it from the outside and taped the door shit, sealed the fuck up; but, alas, they still find their way in. I even unloaded an entire can of Raid on their stupid bee heads and they just sort of laughed at it and pretended like nothing happened.

It looks like futures are higher, so that’s good news. I’m a bit distracted today, but will be scouring the market, scouring mind you, for new, young, opportunity.

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5 comments

  1. dragun

    Had the same bee problem a few years back. Grab a cup tea/coffee sit outside in view of the door. Watch for activity then nuke emergency at night when they’re all in there. Kid you not, took 5 cans to eradicate them.

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  2. acehood

    Strong el nino this winter…mild temps could see those bees extending their stay awhile.

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  3. heckler

    You’re not supposed to kill bees Fly!! We already have a bee problem sheesh

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  4. kdogg1787

    Ya, killing bees is a big non no. In fact, if they have moved into your house I think you have to move out now. At least that was the rule when Obama was in office.

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