Reminder: Live Zoom Call for Stocklabs Tomorrow

Attention fucked faces,

Tomorrow the good folks from iBankCoin will be offering a demonstration, illustrating the great many wonders of Stocklabs. Many of you email me, begging for free trials or small glimpses behind the iron curtain, as to peak into a world of wonder that you’re not privy to, due to either poordom or stupidity. Tomorrow is your chance to ingratiate yourselves in our wonders and experience, dating back many centuries and we have achieved many wins over this time, building a space aged platform for you to learn from and grow and become rich with.

Tomorrow from 12-1pm, Citizen Squared from Customer #SUCCESS will be doing a live Zoom call for those interested to learn about the Stocklabs platform. If interested, please email him at [email protected] and he’ll put you on the list.

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Markets look fine, but I am not risking intra day trades to any large degree here, instead opting for an end of day allocation. Up 4% so far.

They said it couldn’t be done — but here we are on the precipice of a severe breakout to the upside. Over at House Fly, I was up at 4am trading out of my BENE position for a +67% gain. Such prices have not been seen since 4am, having sold north of $19.5, solidifying my belief that if you’re trading at a broker-dealer who does not offer access to markets starting at 4am — you’re missing out.

Finally I got a big winner and I’d be lying if I didn’t feel relief from it, as said gains propelled me +370bps for the session, +10% for the month — negating last month’s debacle.

The “Best Ideas” portfolio is a new concept. I’ve been fucking around with different strategies in that account all year, none of which have yielded good results. My Quant is balanced once per month, equal weighted, based upon the Stocklabs algorithms. Up 30%+ YTD without ever having to think or worry is a fine year. And lastly my trading, +206% — but FLAT for several months now. I cannot complain about being +200% — but I’d be lying if I didn’t tell you that I wanted moar.

My Mother in law is en route and should be here for at least 3 months. My son, the eldest one, just departed for Miami (work related) and I’ve been driving back and forth to the airport all morning. I’ll have a brief period from now till 2pm to trade, and then it’s back to the airport. Lucky me.

Presently, I am 50% long, 50% cash, notable positions in BITO calls and a pastiche of stocks in all sectors pinned to highs. I’ll be happy if I can press my daily gains over 4%.

All of the cool kids have ostensibly hopped on the hyper-inflation bandwagon.

Hyperinflation is going to change everything. It’s happening.

— jack?? (@jack) October 23, 2021

The term “hyperinflation” is often tossed around by cromagnons and homo erectai in a very laissez faire manner, likely promulgated whilst imbibed and induced by narcotics and/or excessive quantities of IPA swill. The idea that hyperinflation could impose itself on us, land of the imprisoned home of the gay, is impossible. Dare I say, lest you have an army that can remove the Unites Steaks from its European brethren, the notion of hyperinflation snaking its way into our society is something only a moron would conjure up.

What is hyperinflation? Let’s define it first.

Ah, I see 50% per month. In other words, the world’s currency reserve will fall victim is a Zimbabwe tier destruction, all the while monies and assets are ferried where? Oh, I see — they will be transferred into Bitcoin.

Got it.

Go fuck yourself.

On the other hand, inflation of the reasonably annoying sort is here and likely to persist. People like Gundlach are sober and don’t grow long beards and threaten to live in Africa because of white shame and guilt. Under a Gundlach scenario, you’ll want to be long TMV (short treasuries), long oil/copper/other metals — basically anything but gold. Reason being, if you want inflation protection — cryptos are far more preferabble since it has proven to be main stream.

On the issue of Bitcoin — I am long Dec31 40s and 41s for new futures ETF BITO. It’s a dice roll. But if BTC erects to $100k by New Year’s — those fuckers will rip ~400% from current levels.

ALERT: On October 26th from 12-1pm, Citizen Squared from Customer #SUCCESS will be doing a live Zoom call for those interested to learn about the Stocklabs platform. If interested, please email him at [email protected] and he’ll put you on the list.

ALERT: On October 26th from 12-1pm, Citizen Squared from Customer #SUCCESS will be doing a live Zoom call for those interested to learn about the Stocklabs platform. If interested, please email him at [email protected] and he’ll put you on the list.

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I opened the session +140bps and then traded beautifully, very clean and smooth, to +350bps. I eschewed genteel trading in favor of chasing momentum. Because I left $600k in profits on the table by selling 30,000 PHUN in the after hours last night, I was convinced I could repeat the past and went on a sojourn to swashbuckle through the sewers of Wall Street, in search of conservative talk radio plays and all types of connections to Donald John Trump. The result was CATACLYSM, as the market grinded down — so did my gains.

I ended +122bps, almost where I started, all of that trading for nothing. It goes without saying, chasing momo can result in having your dicks cut off.

I closed the day with some oils, some tech, and some calls on BITO — looking for Bitcoin to eclipse $100k by Xmas. I expect BTC to pullback, so my position is small and will be bulked up later.

Lastly, I am 3x hedged in TZA — just in case fuckery happens on Monday. All in all, in spite of all of the grandeur and pomp, I was not happy about today and not happy with the result. Month to date, I am +5% and I will protect those gains with my life into the closing week ahead.

The DWAC business got out of hand and caused a frantic buying spree into an array of RIGHT WING AM radio and marketing stocks — the likes I’ve never seen. Perhaps the market was bullish on the specter of RADIO RUDY! and BANNON TV. But what quickly was ebullition turned into flammable motor oil dripped down the faces of men of MAGA. The financier of DWAC announced they sold out of their position — the stock ran from $10 to $175 in two days, warrants from $1 to $70. All of this caused the market to heave over and give way.

Every single AM radio stock strewn and shredded. I gave back HALF my gains and hedged via TZA and UVXY as soon as I saw the rapists cavorting. Shortly after, Powell talked taper shit and I sold my UVXY and TZA into that — because the opposite.

I am nearly 80% cash now with small position and very little appetite to risk anymore. It was a nice run, but short lived, and now the market is completely broken — FESTOONED with Men of MAGA with motor oil dripping down their faces.

An array of fuckery is taking place today. PHUN up over 1,100%. I will have you know, I sold 30,000 shares in the AH last night at $1.8. I left only $600k on the table. DWAC hit $155+ and the warrants higher by 550%. This has spread into other right wing plays like SALM +80%, CRTD +100%+, MDIA up sharply and etc.

I played TRKA this morning for a quick +25% — because anything remotely related to media or marketing is running hard. Is this normal? Laughable.

Can it last?

For a bit.

This is the obvious reaction to Trump’s media announcement and it has taken on meme like qualities. I am all but out of anything normal other than BABA and BABA calls and have a few meme related dice rolls on the books now. The general market looks boring to perhaps weak. I have been too distracted by these 500% winners, which many many FUCKERS inside Stocklabs have nailed.

Back to trading.

Just when I thought it could not happen to me again — it happened. I got HOOKED after seeing Trump’s retarded SPAC sperg out +400%, based on some rift wing circle jerk party. I delved into TALK RADIO of all things, doubled sized positions in both MDIA and SALM — bogged out of both for malignant losses.

Then I dove into PHUN on newz these catamites were developing Trump’s app. As soon as I bought it, the stock galloped higher and I was feeling grande — like a crisp $100 bill. Then within seconds it faded. It faded with my finger on the sell button, lost forever. Bogged

I ended the session -3%+, not due to bad picks — because the balance of my positions did fine — but due to the fact that I am a gambling degenerate fucked for face. My weekly gains POOFED in one fell swoop. What more is there to say other than Fuck Trump and all of the media cucks that behind TRUTH MEDIA. For the last god damned time you have fucked me. ENOUGH!

Aside from that, markets look good. But I really can’t even begin to look at the market clearly, following such an immense sojourn into FUCKERY!

I don’t know why I didn’t buy it when I saw the news. But Trump is coming public via a SPAC — launching a new media company that is bound to make Fox News look like leftist SJWs.

His deck.

TRUTH SOCIAL SIR!

This is all very reminiscent of the HBO show Years and Years — a great mini series but I do not recommend it for people who are prone to melancholy. Holy fuck.

Question now is: who will jump ship to Trump? Hannity, Tuckered Carlson? The list is practically endless — as Trump moves in financed into a field that is ripe for poaching.

Does the stock continue higher?

Hard to buy after such a big run up. Nonetheless, I’ve seen dumber moves in stocks based off nothing. At a minimum, there is something here. Granted, an eventual bankruptcy is a foregone conclusion — but we are in pre-revenue stages so it’s all concept and dreams now.

NOTE: Right wing media plays SALM, MDIA are also soaring.

This is how you get hooked. You’re expecting a pullback because nothing goes straight up. You might get a small one soon but then you’ll think there’s more to it and next thing you know — you’re short into Thanksgiving, 100% fucked.

Listen to me now: the coast is clear from now thru Thanksgiving. Invest at your leisure, but avoid overweight small caps.

On the energy and crypto side: too much too fast. I’d wait for WTI to go green before buying into oils today. If you’re longer term, oils work. As for cryptos, still long ETH and I’ve been buying Solana (SOL).

The market is safu.

They said it could not be done. They said Bitcoin was going to zero and that only NFTs were worth investing in, pictures of retarded monkies and greasily rising floors. Lo and behold, we are all ETHEREUM MILLIONAIRES AGAIN.

I took the day off from blogging because I didn’t feel like working. A man in my position, an early investor in ETH, does not need to work. He works at his leisure and cavorts as he likes, when he likes, because his life is charmed and nothing can interrupt his equanimity.

Aside from ETH, I am long SOL and some LTC — a little of this and a little of that. I pick up small $5k positions based on hunches and sell them after doubling. This is rookie stuff.

In my equity account, chalk up another W, 60bps to the good, now +202% YTD, up 12 days in a row — all thanks and praise to the Stocklabs data platform for providing me with the toolz to get me back on track.