So the IMF Chief is holed up at Rikers Island with vagrant crack addicts and it’s business as usual? Ha! The man in charge of the global money supply is hanging out with the blood gang and no one is suspicious of these egregious circumstances?
Let me be the first to tell you, something is afoot. Every since my bathroom got sucked into a sinkhole, the market has been going lower. Today, we were putting the finishing touches on my new lavish bathroom, only waiting for a shipment from California (my vanity) to complete the room. Fed Ex Freight arrived around 10am and delivered what was supposed to be a glorious vanity, with all of the trimmings one would expect from purchasing bathroom items from a first class vendor. Upon opening the crate I was dismayed to find the marble counter top to be in fucking pieces, practically ground into dust, mocking the very fabric of my existence. I ordered the Fed Ex hack to “take this back to California.” And now the completion of my bathroom hangs in the balance, as I am looking at a delay of at least 2 weeks.
I am cursed by demons; I realize that now. I know the only thing you cock suckers care about is the status of my WNR. But then again, you’re all degenerate deviants, unable to think, let alone manage financial risk.
In case you haven’t noticed, the market is weak. While it’s true, I have been advocating ownership of refiners. It’s also true that I’ve been incredibly cautious, holding more than half of my liquid assets in cash and treasuries. If you are unable to purchase more than one stock at a time or hold cash for periods longer than 2 hours, you should leave this site now, else risk inevitability: rapid mustache removal by fist. I would like to see my silver stocks trade higher. However, the silver metal is plagued by demons too. Therefore, I will hold onto ZSL for the intermediate term.
I am holding my refiners, unaffected by the recent dip. Do you know why I am able to hold stocks when they are down? BECAUSE I AM A FUCKING MAN, that’s why.
Into the bell, I am loading the fuck up on brass knuckles and sarin gas. Fuck with me and see what happens to you.
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