Well it looks like the rally will continue this morning. I invite you to understand how this all works, using nothing more than a ruler, protractor and charts. Without a doubt, your charts are as good as Mexican citizenship. Computers tell robots what to buy and sell. People, for the most part, have ceded control of the stock market to titanium overlords.
Apparently the world is going to end on 5/21, which is interesting in the sense that I am busy that day. I must insist the apocalypse wait until after my event. On a side note, there was some fucked up floods in my area yesterday, due to excessive rain. At one point my car was in water up to the top of the wheels. I made it out just fine, but now my horn sounds like something I once heard at a circus. Are you familiar with the clown cars at the circus? Yeah, my Lexus now sounds like that—meep, meep. Very nice.
The bathroom was completed yesterday, but the contractor left a few leaky pipes under my vanity. He is, without a doubt, a classless act.
With regards to this market: let me drink my coffee first before figuring out my daily plan, fuck face. I have many things to do and a variety of tasks to complete this morning, which entails cutting a check to my son’s private school for 30k—a monstrosity of grandiosity.
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30k pfffffff…. just a tick of your $WNR in the private acct.
Did you settle for a vanity that was not from California?
I bought one in New Jersey.
Thanks for NOT supporting my state. When CA crumbles, the rat’s will flood to other states. So gas up that spaceship my man because we’re all on this rock together. You can’t hide!
Cali had their chance, but they screwed up on the shipping. Probably high on weed.
Who pays for school?! LOL.. that’s what taxes are for..
Oh wait.. Ummm.. I retract my comment and take the 5th.
The 30K must be Rutger’s Prep.
Bernard Baruch Prepatory Academy for Wizards in Training
AKA
“Hogwarts for Hedgies”
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Are you sure it wasn’t your WNR going “meep, meep”?
so, how was it to take a nice big dump in the new john….rof
Private schooling is 30K in the US now. Wow. I left it when it was 17K.
Try a few hundred back in the 1960s…
But this was a Catholic school and they are like relics now.
People pay extra for the butt fucking service these days.
Trader in my office was sending his daughter to Emma Willard up by Albany, NY.
Said the “all in” w. room and board was $63k a year.
That’s fucked.
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You should send him to public school, where he will learn the art of small arms combat and how to create backstories for your misdemeanors, to evade justice.
Math and science skills are easily picked up in college. How to manipulate authority is not easily taught in a classroom, however.
that’s very funny Cain.
Mr. Thaler, You are to be commended on your parenting insight.
Agreed…everyone gets the same education nowadays given how much we tax and spend on public schools. But the “real” education of surviving the public school life is what you want for your kids, or else the world will chew them up and spit them out after they are done being pampered.
30k sounds a lot for juice boxes and animal crackers – unless you live in a degenerate neighborhood, it’s not worth it.
What’s the over/under on how many days until LinkedIn breaks its IPO price?
I say 10 days….could be 10 minutes though.
Their filings say because of R&D they are planning to lose money over the next few quarters. And, at 8 billion market cap with 15 million profit last year, that’s a 533 multiple. Yikes.
anybody in on linkedin, this is nuts..
Dear Mr. Fly:
It is absurb to believe that you have so much money, and yet your bathroom is in trouble.
I have a friend that just have leaking pipes in the bathroom 2 weeks ago, and more leaks
are coming from the toilet. I just don’t get it. America should not have plumbing problems.
We need to sue the licensed plumbers who did the jobs.
Americans have problems with leaky bathrooms. Australia has a problem with fucking idiots and that can’t make a flat roof water proof. It’s like they aren’t mentally incapable of figuring out how to make a roof that doesn’t leak.
lol
Flat roofs leak. Don’t make a flat roof. Put a little pitch on there. Throw in some crickets. It can still look flat.
need a bigger tar bucket……..
so much for that continuation of the rally…
Fly, why arent you driving a BMW 7 Series?
That’s a car for gentlemen older than 47.5
It also requires a girlfriend who’s no older than 23.5
The last time I dated a 23 y/o she said (at a party) “Somebody is going to buy me a Mercedes.” I never took her out again. Damn, she had nice titties.
Yeah, but were they worth $35k per?
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I am still flipping my coin…my bias is to the downside of course…(but even short term) and after Japan going back into recession, the clam being all wishy washy and China still worried last night about interest rate spikes…oh a bonds up…not so sure about bulls giddiness.
japan is qe3, they must spend!!!!1
raaor if Japan’s GDP last night indicated back to recession for them….Japan Gets No Soup, I mean Rebuilding…they can’t afford it.. Plus, Power shortage for Tokoyo in summer too.
Sell ever fucken Rally on this bullshit pumped up market!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
going down to 10,000
come on, 10000? i say 9200
flooded vehicles into the floor board cause electrical damage/wiring or computer issues etc. that may show up post flood weeks later. Take it in and explain to the mechanic why he should buy WNR while he drips sweat into your styrofoam coffee cup with stir stick.
75% cash,