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Summarizing the Unbelievable

First of all, fuck you, I am not depressed. “The Fly” doesn’t fall prey to human weaknesses, such as perversion, sadness or gluttony.

Just in case you waking up now, hung over from all of the low priced liquor you devoured last night, this is what you need to know.

Greece defaulted and CDS will be triggered. As a result, the Euro is plunging, down 1.15%. With the dollar soaring higher, the market is NOT trading lower. It’s up another 40 points and to make matters even more baffling, both gold and silver are ripping higher.

The dollar is soaring and so is gold and silver. Got it.

Oh, everything else is up too, across the board, with exception to all of my positions. Copper is a real standout, and corn.

The market is honey badgering higher because the bears are too busy singing the homosexual opera, instead of weighing into commodities. The market should be down, but it isn’t because we’re all scared of getting our dicks cut off.

UPDATE: I bought more VXX

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27 comments

  1. Miles

    Get your shit together…I smell weakness. You are sooooo much better than this. But please understand that i worship you.

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  2. Dan

    Fuckery at it’s finest.

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  3. CASHN1N9

    Let’s go fishing Fly… Calmate, Senor…

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  4. xxxhuggiebearxxx
    xxxhuggiebearxxx

    I suggest you get on the bus, Gus.

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  5. HalfBloodPope

    Whenever I had a shit game at the plate I would find something that I did differently that day before that game and blame it on that.
    Let’s just say I have a long list of superstitions. #BlackMagic

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    • Anton

      A lot of players have superstitions and rituals they swear by. Like Jose Conseco’s pre-game needle jabbery.

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    • older than dirt
      older than dirt

      What game was that? Imodium works without the superstition.

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    • HalfBloodPope

      Just like Roger Clemens (despise the man) I would put Icy-Hot on his testicles.

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  6. noodleboy

    Thx FLY, as always good post

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  7. Frog

    Thanks for the midday music in the last post, Fly. Enjoyed it.

    Maybe the correlation between the dollar and PM’s is broken. That happens with intermarket correlations at times. Oops, I’m showing my age. I admit it. I’m over 47-1/2. But even you youngsters could look at a long term chart and see that these correlations often just stop.

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  8. razorsedge

    its almost happy hour!

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  9. Yabollox

    The Greek CDS holders are not going to get paid. Except maybe years from now after protracted legal action. Depending on the Euro courts.

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  10. razorsedge

    bot vxx…

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  11. xxxhuggiebearxxx
    xxxhuggiebearxxx

    Hope you bought that 4 point default dip….Monday should be a triple digit up day

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  12. 219_dude

    Mr Fly. I have read your posts religiously for months now, and as I recall, you held a substantial position in VXX about when I started to follow you. If you review my sole comment on your blog in the past, you will note that I admit, wholeheartedly, to being a simpleton member of the unwashed masses. While I sincerely hope this comment does not render me banned, I must ask you how your current commitment to VXX differs from the previous commitment.

    I realize that it was a different time, and that obviously market forces can dictate revisiting formerly unsuccessful strategies, but I much prefer your posts that revel in your own genius over the posts that reflect on oh… call them missteps.

    I have faith in you sir, and I root for a successful triumph for you in the days to come.

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  13. The Plumbers Crack
    The Plumbers Crack

    I want my 40.

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    • Jakegint

      If you had QRM and REE today, you got it.

      20 each.

      _______

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      • rru2s

        Yessir, not all that glittering uptrend is limited to gold. Had substantial positions in MCP and LYSCF going into Friday and was pleasantly suprised. Both are longer term doubles but you have to endure boring interim periods with no news as the unfolding schedule of growth milestones isn’t as regular and predictable as, for example, a 10Q.

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    • drummerboy

      i want mine with a mule and 40

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  14. Susie Q

    You have as yet to post “fuck it, I’m buying AAPL.” 😉

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