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Setting Up a New Office to Escape the Fucking Dogs

I love my dogs — but I also hate their fucking guts. I understand their nature is to be angry and violent, not so much different from Americans. I love America — but I also hate it. Same shit. Since I moved to NC I have been working out of the parlour, the front room that has all of my shit in it — books, Chesterfield couch, ornate furniture, sound system etc. However, given the layout of this fucking house, which is temporary, I have been besieged by my FUCKING DOGS with 10 barks per minute.

So I decided to seize upon the downstairs area, not so much a basement as it is a lower level, and establish a new work area.

In this whacky COVID-19 world, moving downstairs into the dungeons to escape your angry dogs makes sense. I bought a bunch of new shit to accommodate my arrival, such as works of art, new desktop, extra monitor, new desk, sound system, extravagant rugs to accompany my steps as I sashay throughout the area. All of this was necessary because investing in oneself is paramount towards wanton consumerism and waste, the sort of frivolities that built America into the annoying bitch it is today.

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4 comments

  1. jbandy

    One dog is annoying enough to care for, why have multiple in your home?

    On that note, I really hate the American dog culture. When I grew up, dogs stayed outside in the yard in their doghouse and were there mostly to protect your home. Now, weak Americans breed dogs of all kinds, including useless degenerate bugs and even big dogs that they let sleep/live with them in their 300 sq. ft apartments. It’s just absurd.

    I see more White couples with dogs than kids these days. We are doomed.

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