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We’ve Got Super Lysol FTW — COVID-19 VAX EN ROUTE — CAN’T LOSE

The Trump admin announced today the immediate release of a SUPER DISINFECTANT that can kill COVID-19 for 7 motherfucking days. On this news, I got in fully into airlines, cruises ships, and anything else I could get my greedy hands on. As I outlined earlier, I had been incorrectly positioned for a continuance of the pandemic, when in fact it is over.

More than 50% of US states have seen a REDUCTION in COVID related deaths. The only thing that could possibly set us back now is a cop killing of an unarmed black man that might cause millions to protest and riot throughout the country. Thanks to heavens, we live in a civil society.

I am fully invested again, aboding throughout the fucking house now. I don’t even think that’s a word and I really don’t give a shit. I make up my own words, fortunes, Stocklabs release date time table. In a clown world, anything goes. Check me out now, as I head into the southern steam to play some tennis, dominate my wife and leave her nothing but love.

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5 comments

  1. it is showtime

    Fedfucks

    Already said playtime again:
    (I knew you’d be proceeding with hyper aggressive, overt psyop level)
    (A psyop is not very effective if someone is calling it overt, dickwads)

    Hi inner wall st CB circle
    3403.
    I just named a number
    you cant get the S&P
    to hit. Can’t even touch.
    have a good day

    You will lose:

    Hi inner wall st CB circle

    3446.

    I just named a number
    you cant get the S&P
    to hit. Can’t even touch.
    have a good day

    Start easy target. See my finger

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  2. tjnyt

    I quadrupled my money since late March, Stock Market loves Jerome Powell, according to Bloomberg.
    Bring on Doom& Gloom and I will be first to switch sides.

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  3. og

    Maybe travel names will start working again just in time for AirBNB IPO. I’ll be renting one for Labor Day.

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    • tradercaddy

      I rented one already in the Historical Savannah area during the last week of June.
      They had a cleaning/disinfected checklist in the front part of the house so guests can see it was properly cleaned.
      Still didn’t trust it. We brought our own sheets, pillows, towels, plates, etc.
      The place smelled like the Mayo Clinic by the time we were done spraying and wiping the place down.

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      • og

        A suspect we’ll do the same. I’d stay at an AirBNB before I’d stay at a hotel these days.

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