The Dow is higher by almost 300 on news that pretty much every pharmaceutical east and west of Russia has a cure for COVID-19. It appears, after all, it was a SHIT VIRUS and that my uncle who died from it was indeed a criss actor pawning for Soros. I am sure he is enjoying some whiskey in some Irish city right now.
News is everywhere and the market likes it. The fucking vaccine, which will be COMPULSORY, is being developed and we’ll have enough of that shit by October. Just think about it, the entire world will soon enjoy the benefits of WESTERN MEDICINE.
On this news, normalization stocks are gapping higher: airlines, travel plays, and fucking cruise ships — cesspool plays THRU the roof. On the downside is anything that worked in a social distancing/COVID-19 world. Throw away those masks and put on a clown nose. We’re going the fuck higher.
Unfort, I got caught on my fucking clown tricycle this morning and was tipped over by this wonderful news. I had to sell both GNMK and CODX for 9.5% losses. I took some LMND profits at 2.9% and removed TLT for a 1.5% gain — because there isn’t a need for defensive measure now — not ever.
With some of the proceeds, I put some money to work in a pre-COVID-19 world mentality and hope to report back to you soon with amazing results. Super awesome.
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Great news ..as long as I still get additional $1200pp stimulus checks and my $600/wk bonus is reinstated.