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FUTURES ARE FUCKING HIGHER AGAIN; GET IN LINE FOR THE COVID-19 VACCINE PLEBS

Trump says he’s going to inject you with COVID plasma, a therapeutic cure for the pandemic. Also, he’s going to FAST TRACK the vaccine process for which you will wait in line like a small school boy to get your injection. The COVID-19 make-shift vaccination will be COMPULSORY. Failure to adhere to governmental edict will lead to the suspension of your drivers license, passport, and travel restrictions. You will not be permitted to work, school, or visit eateries.

The quickly made, Bill Gates sponsored, fuck your fucking face off vaccine will be MANDATORY for all citizens. The idea of not wanting to inject yourself with a LIVE VIRUS is plainly barbaric and without reason.

Did you, as a baby, deny yourselves the chicken pox vaccine? Are you against the polio vaccine?

The time has come to inject yourselves with a super fucking flu vaccine. A small percentage of you WILL DIE. There is no way getting around soft targets getting hit in a war. But it’s for the overall good of society that some of you reading might not survive to enjoy the success of the COVID-19 vaccine.

Nasdaq futs are +50. More of the same. Rinse, repeat, and fuck off.

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13 comments

  1. acehood

    Stop being so dramatic. Only idiots are anti-vaccine.

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    • juice

      there are quintuple the amount of idiots who are pro-vaccine, including yourself

      Do you know what thimerosal is? No worries, it’s harmless, i.e. no evidence of harm according to the CDC, even though the CDC rightly classifies mercury as one of the most toxic heavy metals.
      Reconcile that.
      I’ll wait.

      https://www.cdc.gov/vaccinesafety/concerns/thimerosal/index.html

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      • one-eighty

        No need to wait. thimerosal has been used for decades, both in vaccines and in contact lens solutions. There is more mercury in a can of tuna than there is in a vaccine.
        Besides, if the vaccine is produced in a single dose package, no thimerosal is used.
        The internet is full of people posting happily away who have no idea what they are talking about.
        I would only decline a vaccine if the threat from the disease is less than the threat from Guillain-Barré syndrome which, so far, is not true for any vaccine.

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    • roguewave

      Free choice: if you want it; by all means, take it.

      Knowing of course that all the big vaccer companies and politicians cannot be sued, even if they are negligent. Ooops some were injected with cat piss; we’re sorry.

      And of course you know Dr. Fauci was quoted as saying the typical vaccine takes
      7 years to develop. Get the new one! that was rushed to market.

      No worries, they’ve got your back.
      https://www.history.com/news/the-infamous-40-year-tuskegee-study

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      • roguewave

        Autism, did not exist before the ’30’s.
        The big pharma research doctor who ooopsed autism later committed suicide after he figured it out.
        Too bad for the thousands afflicted today.

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        • one-eighty

          Of course they existed, they just called them retarded.

          The guy who linked autism to vaccines:
          – neglected to mention that he was trying to sell alternative treatments.
          – used a tiny number of subjects, all of which were members of his anti-vaccine group.
          – did not include the billions of people who received vaccines with no adverse effects in his study.

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  2. fxtradepro

    0% chance we trade down into the RNC and Jackson Hole. I’ll check back after Labor Day.

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  3. sia

    Seriously, stop being so dumb.

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  4. purdy

    Yeah, everyone with whom my family and I come into contact should be vaccinated.

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  5. tradercaddy

    I will only take it if they put the vaccine in a sugared cube like they did in 1962 (I think).
    Lining up at the library with my brother and Mom was AOK.
    Then I went home and watched Yogi Berra and Micky Mantle play on the family B&W (no racist) Philco TV.

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    • purdy

      As an old fart you should know that, through 1963, kids were given a cancer-causing monkey virus with their polio vaccine. No way of knowing how many cancer deaths that caused.

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      • tradercaddy

        I forgot to add it was a polio vaccine.
        I guess this explains my affinity for bananas and every once in awhile I like to throw my poop.
        When I take the Grandkids to the zoo I do get this strange sensation like I should be on the other side of the glass.

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  6. soupbone

    Like you say, it’s a therapeutic. A treatment you shall recieve via a massive syringe to your ass. At least that’s how I was delivered plasma a while back now.

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