iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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TODAY I BOUGHT THE VERY BEST STOCKS

REELING FROM A HORRIBLE SET BACK IN STOCKS, losing 2% during today’s session, “The Fly” set out on a new journey to make it all back, and much much more. I tumbled through a wide array of charts and came up with the very best ones to own and then I bought them.

I expect to make a FULL RECOVERY tomorrow and will, assuredly, remind you of my fishing excellence at a time and place of my choosing.

Stocks closed at record highs, with a bit of a fade, yada yada yada.

Trump wants to send us all MOAR money because why the fuck not? This country is seriously fucked and toasted in the brain. There is nothing left but the remnants of a former great society.

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12 comments

  1. soupbone

    From WW2 to worlds reserve currency to the misuse of that honour via printing without apparent reprecussion. Congrats.

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  2. ericbakerbruce
    ericbakerbruce

    and yet I do believe there is no other country I’d rather live in…..

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    • soupbone

      Well it sure is a nice spread of land. No better could be had.

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    • bob smith

      It’s all relative. I’d rather eat ground worms than cockroaches but that doesn’t mean I like to eat ground worms…

      P.S. This doesn’t apply in China where both of these critters are considered delicacies.

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    • tha pirate

      You dam right EricBaker – Let us all hope we get to enjoy seeing all these America haters, Short Trump, short USA, ungrateful assholes who hate the cops & firemen that are short the market get a July 4th Texas sized BarBQue shoved up the ass of their loser portfolios today!

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    • ha

      No one can argue with your choice.
      For perspective, how many other countries have you been to (excluding for military)?

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      • ericbakerbruce

        China – Wife: “I wanna see the Great Wall and the Xian Warriors” Me: “Watch the Discovery Channel” So we go and it’s a disgusting shithole. After drinking some shitty snake wine at the hotel bar ended up in a hospital in Beijing and was appalled by the conditions. I stumbled out without being treated, luckily.

        Egypt – Wife: Wouldn’t it be nice to see the Great Pyramid of Giza and the Xian Warriors?” Me: “You can see both on the fucking Discovery Channel.” So we go and it’s worse than China. Not one redeeming quality about this backward ass country. Everyone is a cheat, from the taxi driver to the waitress to the idiots that give camel rides to children.

        Japan – Wife: “Tokyo is on my bucket list” Me: “Why don’t you fill that bucket with Mr. Clean and do the kitchen floor.” So we go. It’s a nice country. Safe and clean. Mt. Fuji is spectacular. Polite people now, but they certainly were assholes in 1940’s.

        Canada – It’s a hop, skip and a jump. But boring. And too many ungrateful French people.

        Ireland – Wife: “All my relatives are from Ireland and some still live there, let’s go!” Me: “At least I can golf at a top notch course.” There’s a reason James Joyce got the fuck out.
        The food sucks and it’s always cloudy. Was there two weeks and never saw the sun. Fuck that.

        I could go on, there’s a few more, but suffice to say I’d rather spend my vacation time in North Dakota or Georgia than go abroad.

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        • ericbakerbruce

          Egypt – meant The Sphinx not Xian Warriors – already saw those

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  5. narcist

    Just bought some /ES September puts on this spike. Still got plenty of bids that probably won’t get filled unless it keeps rallying till the afternoon.

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