MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!

Remember when I said I could not lose money — with my big fucking smug mouth? Well, TADA!

Have a look at today’s booked trades — absolutely drugged (no vaccine).

(CPSH -14.3%)
(EKSO -12%)
(OSUR -7.7%)
(DIN -4.7%)
CODX -wash
IMAX -wash
CPRI +1.3%
AHPI +1.1%

We were supposed to go up and this was not supposed to happen, but it did. Admittedly, the CPSH pick is much worse for those following me — since some bought it in the AHs after he ran higher and now we’re all BOGGED the fuck out — crying in the streets without a pan to piss in. Fortunately for me, I am a rich man — fat in the wallet and generally a learned man around town. I can recover from this DISASTER inside of 10 mins flat. I can go out there today with the tools you have and make myself $15,000.

Can you?

Can you?

First order of business is to win on a single trade. It has to be the best trade, not the one that makes the most money, but the best. Also, it needs to be dramatic. If I made a little money in PFE — that would do nothing for my now SHATTERED confidence. I need something bold — but also distinguished. My position sizes are never more than 5%, unless I am drunk and/or averaging down — which is a rare occurrence.

The Nasdaq is +65 — because Pfizer has tricks up their sleeves. I will of course NOT be taking the COVID-19 death-ray vaccine and would prefer to die a horrible death instead.