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Taking an Opportune to Sit Idle For a Few Minutes

My allergies are middling this morning and my appetite is virtually non-existent. When you fast, good and hard, and for a cause — the idea of ingesting food becomes a secondary matter and only an issue of nourishment. If I could simply pop a pill that gave me 2,500 calories and vitamins, I’d be fine with that. Hopefully, sometime in that not-too-distant dystopian future, we can enjoy such pills.

The dogs are barking and the sun is baking my array of fanciful flowers in the yard. I don’t believe there is a lot of toil planned for the day. Perhaps we might venture out into the world and go for a sojourn, maybe even a bicycle ride. Even though it’s hell on earth hot outside, Le Fly will not be wearing shorts, and never will wear shorts — because gentlemen do not wear shorts. I know what you’ll say — “gotta do more squats fuckface, yada yada yada.” No, and wrong. I just don’t wear shorts, period and end of story.

I haven’t thought about the market in several days, and I suppose that’s a good thing. The god damned stock market gives me a headache sometimes. On the topic of Exodus and the re-write, I had a talk with the programmer doing it on Friday and all seems to be going well. Hopefully we can offer it for retail by late summer, perhaps sooner. We’re adding new bells and whistles, faster data, and a much longer cock.

Off to take my 2,500 calorie pill and into the showers to sterilize myself from a long night’s rest.

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5 comments

  1. ericbakerbruce
    ericbakerbruce

    In the correct environment, shorts are fine. Not cargo shorts, ever. However, a flat front khaki is not horrible. I wear mine with v-neck tee shirt. So although I look yuppified, you can see the tattoos on the forearms which mean – keep your distance fagface.

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  2. tradingnymph

    Happy Belated Birthday Dear Fly! Sorry about missing the grand event. For the markets, with EU elections and the talk of the New ECB head it’s all sit and wait. Yawn. For Shorts (bear comments aside, lol), omg, here in California I live in them normally, hanging out by the pool. But you won’t believe the RAINY RAINY MAY we have had here. Normally, I would be by the pool with a Corona in hand. But no! I am stuck inside watching the rain..this total sucks. So enjoy the Sun and the remains of your birthday. Pill instead of eating sounds so dull…let us all eat Cake, until the bubble pops and we end up in the Ark.

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  3. mad marsupial

    The Austrian government just collapsed. The elections in Italy, France, and Germany giving a little boost to US bonds. EU fines Italy $4 billion. Brexit is a shitshow. China is on the “Long Road.”

    Time to fire up the smoker and chill the beer.

    “All gave some, some gave All.”

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  4. airborne

    Try ISO Source. Due to my bad behavior I can no longer consume food or drink by mouth. I am to consume by PEG tube 7 cans of ISO per day for the rest of my life. Actually quit easy and convenient. Exactly the same amount of nutrition every day. If I burn a lot of energy on something I just consume one more.

    And I want to thank you Fly for paying for it via your taxes. The VA sends me an load of ISO upon my call. So, I literally live on the government dole.

    Today being Memorial day, I reflect on those who gave all. In Delta Troop, 2nd Squadron, 17th Air Cavalry, 101st Airborne, we lost 6 men in one day 3 times and a smattering of ones and twos on other days. I remain how quickly we become used to the loses.

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    • airborne

      I remain surprised by how quickly we become used to the loses.

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