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Top Rated Pot Stocks by Exodus

As many of you know by now, pot is a cure-all herb that is capable of curing any ailment known to mankind.

Got cancer?

NOT A FUCKING PROBLEM. Smoke some high grade pot and get cured.

Dick feeling a little flaccid?

NOT A FUCKING PROBLEM. Take a few drops of CBD oil and become erect and hard as the sword of King Arthur.

Lost all of your hair and now look like a god damned fool?

NOT A FUCKING PROBLEM. Rub some THC onto your scalp and soon watch all of your hair, RESTORED, as if you were a 4 year old boy.

For many decades, our evil politicians have been in bed, sucking the dicks off big pharma, hiding the overt benefits of smoking pot and how the country of Jamaica has thrived for decades by keeping the population in a constant state of purple haze.

Thanks to an egregious national debt burden, western nations have now opened their bosom to the idea that pot is, in fact, good — especially if taxed properly and able to fund slush fund projects that offer nothing more than curious amazement in the stead of utility.

According to the Exodus Market Intelligence Platform, these are the top rated pot stocks that are traded in America.

As of Friday, I was long APHA, ACB, and CRON. Try to fucking stop me. I will rip your arms out of your sockets.

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17 comments

  1. fxtradepro

    Did the Jamaica vacation about 6-7yrs ago. Took the 2hr drive into the mountains to visit the Bob Marley village/museum/tomb. Pretty freaking cool to be honest. But when you get a chance to commingle with the toothless yocals on top of said mountain you begin to realize everything that’s wrong with pot. Be a man, have a drink, make it manhattan….much like back in high school, weed is still for fucking losers.

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    • Dr. Fly

      HAHAAHAHAHA

      I’ll wait for pot heads to take you to task now.

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    • ferd

      ..been to Holland?

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    • mx2101

      fxtradepro-

      That’s an interesting comment, and got me thinking. No argument with the vibe and culture part of it, after all this is so much of what people see and is promoted as the island image.

      Anyway, it occurred to me that unless Jamaican pot smoke is actually healthy, if the whole country is in a pot haze, lung disease and COPD must be one of the main causes of death in the country.

      I understand data may not give the real picture, context is everything.
      Within that caveat, this site’s data says otherwise.

      http://www.healthdata.org/results/country-profiles

      Lung cancer is trending up in Jamaica:

      http://www.healthdata.org/jamaica

      However, lung ailments are a much more prevalent cause of death in the USA:

      http://www.healthdata.org/united-states

      Back to the vibe thing, depending on where someone visited, their impression of the USA could be quite different.

      God forbid a visitor thinks what they see in xxx or xxx or xxx represents all of the USA.

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  2. moosh

    Ha, when will Jamaica exit the stoned age? FLY, what do you think about STZ?

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  3. ferd

    Based on the level of hysteria on the Sunday news, Trump Derangement Syndrome may affect markets ..as things may soon come to a head.

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  4. mad marsupial

    IMHO, CBD is where big ‘pot’ money will go long term. Not the traditional ‘get high’ stuff. Edibles/drinkables will probably get more money than smoke-em-if-ya-got ’em- in that realm. And at some point, hemp will get approved and some money to be made there too.

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  5. ammy hour

    XON is a pot stock now?

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  6. chumpdaddy

    I agree, CBD oil cured my toenail fungus. I don’t think the getting high part will be that much, somehow the alcohol industry will beat it back, the way the Beef industry beat back Ostrich meat, which btw tastes the same as beef only better.

    Interesting historical pop n drops of bear markets back to the 1930s,

    https://twitter.com/OddStats

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  7. jbandy

    Agree, but I’m HODLing these not trading them. People think CBD can treat/cure everything. Eventually it will be in infused into your toilet paper and you’ll be brushing your teeth with the shit. Just wait.

    Long CGC and MJ

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  8. heckler

    Hey hey hey hey.

    Smoke weed every day

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  9. roundwego

    Epic pain time.

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  10. roundwego

    Fly your hubris will result in pain.

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  11. Raul3

    Aurora Cannabis To Purchase Whistler Medical Marijuana For $175M $ACB

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  12. mx2101

    Looking at the health data at the link I posted…. It appears we in the USA are sick in the head.
    Literally, metaphorically, spiritually, etc. So much self inflicted harm. Harmful choices and thoughts. Stepping off the soapbox now, have a good day.

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