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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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A DAY OF SILENCE HAS BEEN DECLARED

Good morning lads.

It appears my Rube Goldberg trading software device has gone astray this morning and effectively silenced those inside of The Pelican Room. For those outside of the realm of knowing, this is where all of the true gentlemen and distinguished gentlemen cavort during the day. They leave hundreds, if not thousands of messages, regarding topics such as Biggie vs Tupuc, CandlestickFAGS and why they should be eliminated from society, FAGboxes, whiskey, and all topics concerning eggs under the sun.

Quite frankly, I’m afraid a day of silence bodes poorly for the mental health of many in there, chaps who rely upon the discussions to keep them stable and of course genius.

While I track down someone who could help fix this issue, it appears The Pelican Room inside Exodus will be silenced for at least several hours — perhaps forever. We shall wait and see.

Early going, futures are sharply lower and I expect to lose money in my longs, but of course make money in my FAZ and TLT positions. I’m also 25% cash, so that will help me decide which way to play the coming volatility.

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One comment

  1. the dude

    It’s cold here outside the Pelican room. Clam diggers cavorting about. I added to $CHK. Waiting. -seaturtle

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